Michelle Sassy Mess
@sassymichelle.bsky.social
Minnesota born and raised. Avid reader. Constantly getting hurt by MN sports teams. Fighting for the Resistance. Lover of useless facts.
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Why did I picture Tippi Hedren in the birds when you said the monkeys were on drones?
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Why did I picture Tippi Hedren in the birds when you said the monkeys were on drones?
Announcer: it looks like Bethel will be advancing in the playoffs.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Announcer: it looks like Bethel will be advancing in the playoffs.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
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"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
It’s barely 6 pm and I could go to bed.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s barely 6 pm and I could go to bed.
On February 31st.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
On February 31st.
Not Metellus.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Not Metellus.
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I thought about you when I was at Wicked for Good yesterday. Only one family brought their bedding. I rolled my eyes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I thought about you when I was at Wicked for Good yesterday. Only one family brought their bedding. I rolled my eyes.
Freshly laundered sheets, clean pajamas, shaved legs, and a new book to read.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Freshly laundered sheets, clean pajamas, shaved legs, and a new book to read.
And now I’m sitting in the car listening to “Zombie” by the Cranberries.
Did I wait in the car until “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince was done? Obviously.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
And now I’m sitting in the car listening to “Zombie” by the Cranberries.
Did I wait in the car until “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince was done? Obviously.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Did I wait in the car until “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince was done? Obviously.
Should I chop my hair?
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Should I chop my hair?
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Coffee and THIS
Who else remembers
And whomever is in the Epstein Files so be it
Hold them all accountable
(ty sirimarie)
Who else remembers
And whomever is in the Epstein Files so be it
Hold them all accountable
(ty sirimarie)
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Coffee and THIS
Who else remembers
And whomever is in the Epstein Files so be it
Hold them all accountable
(ty sirimarie)
Who else remembers
And whomever is in the Epstein Files so be it
Hold them all accountable
(ty sirimarie)
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Why did I think you were saying b00bs for you instead of boots.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Why did I think you were saying b00bs for you instead of boots.
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social I asked my Caribou barista this morning. They stopped using snickers because of peanuts and it’s now heath.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social I asked my Caribou barista this morning. They stopped using snickers because of peanuts and it’s now heath.
@hollydroberts.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social I graduated college in 2003 and I remember classmates making the news for waiting in line for Krispy Kreme donuts.
I can’t remember passwords but I remember that nonsense.
I can’t remember passwords but I remember that nonsense.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@hollydroberts.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social I graduated college in 2003 and I remember classmates making the news for waiting in line for Krispy Kreme donuts.
I can’t remember passwords but I remember that nonsense.
I can’t remember passwords but I remember that nonsense.
Sunday dinner.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sunday dinner.
“No, I’m going to take it because now it’s getting dirty.” Steve #HappysPlace
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“No, I’m going to take it because now it’s getting dirty.” Steve #HappysPlace
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I almost choked on my pancit listening to Leanne talking about the lounge in Atlanta.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social I almost choked on my pancit listening to Leanne talking about the lounge in Atlanta.
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Did you serve Collin divorce papers when Daniel was revealed? 😂 (kidding)
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social Did you serve Collin divorce papers when Daniel was revealed? 😂 (kidding)
CAI to Elaine. Your dance brings me to tears. Gives her a nine. Make it make sense.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
CAI to Elaine. Your dance brings me to tears. Gives her a nine. Make it make sense.
SKOL VIKINGS!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
SKOL VIKINGS!!
HARRY THE HITMAN!!
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
HARRY THE HITMAN!!