Michelle Sassy Mess
@sassymichelle.bsky.social
Minnesota born and raised. Avid reader. Constantly getting hurt by MN sports teams. Fighting for the Resistance. Lover of useless facts.
Announcer: it looks like Bethel will be advancing in the playoffs.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Announcer: it looks like Bethel will be advancing in the playoffs.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
Umm, that’s a good guess.
On February 31st.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
On February 31st.
Should I chop my hair?
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Should I chop my hair?
Sunday dinner.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sunday dinner.
SKOL VIKINGS!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
SKOL VIKINGS!!
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social my face when Holly was talking about corn flakes.
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social my face when Holly was talking about corn flakes.
@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social ummm. Have you guys talked about this pizza? I just spotted it at the grocery store.
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
@hollydroberts.bsky.social @jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social ummm. Have you guys talked about this pizza? I just spotted it at the grocery store.
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social There was one free throw attempt between Phee and A’ja on Friday night. A’ja won the MVP this year. Absolute craziness with the reffing.
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social There was one free throw attempt between Phee and A’ja on Friday night. A’ja won the MVP this year. Absolute craziness with the reffing.
Should I chop my hair?
September 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Should I chop my hair?
Britney and Gaga.
September 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Britney and Gaga.
It’s a cult.
September 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s a cult.
In case you were wondering why I left the church.
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
In case you were wondering why I left the church.
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social Greater tater is delicious.
August 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@jasonmatheson.bsky.social @lexandthecities.bsky.social @hollydroberts.bsky.social Greater tater is delicious.
Hair bonnet, retainers, weighted eye mask, and a book. Bedtime in your 40s.
August 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hair bonnet, retainers, weighted eye mask, and a book. Bedtime in your 40s.
The monkeys in question. @jasonmatheson.bsky.social #TheJasonShow
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The monkeys in question. @jasonmatheson.bsky.social #TheJasonShow
August 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@colleenlindstrom.bsky.social I didn’t have a espirt purse but I did have the tote bag that I used as a book bag. Also I cranked the volume when you played Step by Step. I begged my dad to take me to see them at the State Fair; he said no. I’m not bitter.
August 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@colleenlindstrom.bsky.social I didn’t have a espirt purse but I did have the tote bag that I used as a book bag. Also I cranked the volume when you played Step by Step. I begged my dad to take me to see them at the State Fair; he said no. I’m not bitter.
Look at baby Nick Offerman on West Wing.
August 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Look at baby Nick Offerman on West Wing.
Baseball Night in America is trying to hurt me.
August 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Baseball Night in America is trying to hurt me.
@lelewmn.bsky.social two thumbs up for the Greater Tater.
August 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@lelewmn.bsky.social two thumbs up for the Greater Tater.
USBank and Target Field from the air.
August 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
USBank and Target Field from the air.