sassyass
@sassyass.net
English-language propaganda, oozing verbal sweat in the Tokyo heat
(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
(formerly @giantrobot on bird site to much hilarious confusion)
Yikes
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Yikes
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Jeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary
Breaking News: The Washington Post began sweeping layoffs that were slated to shrink the scope of the publication.
Washington Post Begins Sweeping Layoffs
The layoffs are slated to shrink the newsroom by hundreds of journalists, cutting into The Post’s local, international and sports coverage.
nyti.ms
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Jeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary
Option 2: avoid making eye contact for three months
Steve Kerr revealed his plan for Jonathan Kuminga if the Warriors don't trade him (via @957thegame.bsky.social)
Steve Kerr reveals rotation plan for Jonathan Kuminga if Warriors don't trade him at NBA deadline
Steve Kerr shared his plan regarding Jonathan Kuminga should the Golden State Warriors keep him past the Feb. 5 NBA trade deadline.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Option 2: avoid making eye contact for three months
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I CAN’T BELIEVE VERY TALENTED ARTISTS LIKE KID ROCK AND NICKI MINAJ WERE SNUBBED AGAIN AND WILL BE WALKING HOME WITH ZERO (0) GRAMMYS.
February 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I CAN’T BELIEVE VERY TALENTED ARTISTS LIKE KID ROCK AND NICKI MINAJ WERE SNUBBED AGAIN AND WILL BE WALKING HOME WITH ZERO (0) GRAMMYS.
Finally going to watch a Nets game and no Sarah Kustok on the broadcast? Booooo
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Finally going to watch a Nets game and no Sarah Kustok on the broadcast? Booooo
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
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the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
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Dems have to vote this down
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
Reminder: DHS legislation that funds ICE at current levels without policy restrictions is in the Senate and needs 60 votes to pass. Deadline is next Friday.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dems have to vote this down
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
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Don’t be fooled: you can’t both claim this was simply the execution of an arrest warrant AND say the U.S. is now "running" Venezuela & grabbing its oil resources.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies.
Full statement below:
Full statement below:
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Don’t be fooled: you can’t both claim this was simply the execution of an arrest warrant AND say the U.S. is now "running" Venezuela & grabbing its oil resources.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.
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Listen, I LOVE orange but man these unis are just terrible
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Listen, I LOVE orange but man these unis are just terrible
BREAK UP THE JAZZ
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
BREAK UP THE JAZZ
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
(now i don’t feel so bad for the Pistons losing to them at the buzzer last night)
If I have accomplished nothing else today at least I convinced the cashier at Trader Joe’s to stop using Grok
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If I have accomplished nothing else today at least I convinced the cashier at Trader Joe’s to stop using Grok
you wonder if ivey should take up meditation or something, he sometimes just really needs to slow down
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you wonder if ivey should take up meditation or something, he sometimes just really needs to slow down
This game already feels like Dream Team vs. Angola
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This game already feels like Dream Team vs. Angola
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In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
I know that Boston NBA Cup floor is supposed to evoke the parquet of the Garden but it reads like a green volleyball
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I know that Boston NBA Cup floor is supposed to evoke the parquet of the Garden but it reads like a green volleyball