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just. chaos.
ko-fi.com/sassxolotl

I took in a stray but he's the sweetest boy I've ever had...

I could really use some help to take care of him, he is on our pet insurance through my fiance's job but he's got to be on insurance for 90 days before they help pay for any of his vet bills.
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
vpn = NZ
vesk top works
October 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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dunno the source for this but this is neat
July 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Xbox, Ybox, Zbox.
July 31, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I'm building something.
July 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10
July 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather
theonion.com/tips-fo...
June 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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JUST 72 HOURS FROM NOW 👀👀

We got ALL new redeems ✅
We got ALL new layout ✅
We got ALL new Vtuber ✅
We got All new EVERYTHING!✅
February 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Working on Cinematics :)
Please repost and share if you want this game. ❤️
#indiegame #indiedev #furry
February 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
www.twitch.tv/sassxolotl

Island start? what about nose-land or ear-land? (modded factorio space age)
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 14, 2024 at 8:54 AM
trauma sucks. I got lucky and survived with a lot of scars, but good luck if you think I'm gonna stay sad about it.

I'm gonna be kind because nobody else will. so fuck you.

I'll do it myself.
July 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
like the phoenix

reignite
June 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
When the last star goes supernova, and eventually fades and grows cold

The last light left will be my heart, still burning with the love I feel for you

It will be the thing that sparks the heat death of the universe, all in a declaration of love for you

my Fangirl
June 14, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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❤️❤️❤️👀
March 21, 2024 at 3:42 AM
cast a karmic consequences spell, apply it to me too because it's only fair, and it might be the tsar bomba because I might have poured all of my emotions into it (oops)

This is how wild magic works, and it's always playing with nuclear fire.
March 18, 2024 at 11:10 AM
When I look out my window, I sometimes see other people.

And then I have to stop looking out the window or be the weird guy who watches people.

But there's bnbunys out there
March 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I made a funny
rip lmao
Sometimes things happen during testing.
youtu.be
February 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
If you wanted to see eternity, you should have known there's a wait.
February 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
every person that I've pissed off to the point they've gone out of their way to try and ruin my life, sometimes I wonder what I did that triggered them...

but then I remember: I live rent free in their heads.
December 22, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Feels like I'm playing catchup with learning how to be a human
December 19, 2023 at 10:48 AM
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Wouldn't it be silly if I did a re-debut next Tuesday at 5pm GMT with things I've been working on for the last couple of weeks, like a new Vtuber, a rework of the whole channel, new redeems, a new schedule with themed days and community plans

Haha so silly... Unless 👀👀
November 17, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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now that we've told close friends and family I think it's safe to share the news

Echo proposed to me while we were in Japan :3
November 8, 2023 at 9:59 AM
At the ER

because her grandpa asked me to make sure she got some of the cookies he made

And she's on shift.
October 30, 2023 at 1:09 AM