Sarsen
@sarsen.bsky.social
Older (1969 vintage), not very experienced kinkster. Less pup these days. He/Him Yellow Pan Vers-top NSFW 18+ North West England 🇬🇧
THIS IS A NSFW ACCOUNT. NON-NSFW FOLLOWERS MAY BE BLOCKED
http://www.sarsen.ws
THIS IS A NSFW ACCOUNT. NON-NSFW FOLLOWERS MAY BE BLOCKED
http://www.sarsen.ws
Conversation with my housemate tonight:
Him: What’s slewiss?
Me: what?
Him: Slewiss. At the hospital last night I was sitting next to a door labelled slewiss. S L U I C E.
Me: Oh, sluice. It’s where they wash out the bed pans and such.
Him: 🤢
Him: What’s slewiss?
Me: what?
Him: Slewiss. At the hospital last night I was sitting next to a door labelled slewiss. S L U I C E.
Me: Oh, sluice. It’s where they wash out the bed pans and such.
Him: 🤢
January 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Conversation with my housemate tonight:
Him: What’s slewiss?
Me: what?
Him: Slewiss. At the hospital last night I was sitting next to a door labelled slewiss. S L U I C E.
Me: Oh, sluice. It’s where they wash out the bed pans and such.
Him: 🤢
Him: What’s slewiss?
Me: what?
Him: Slewiss. At the hospital last night I was sitting next to a door labelled slewiss. S L U I C E.
Me: Oh, sluice. It’s where they wash out the bed pans and such.
Him: 🤢
Artemis II will take 12 hours to move 4 miles and it’s still travelling faster than traffic on the M6 at Preston. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
Nasa Artemis II: Rocket moves to launch pad ahead of first crewed Moon mission in decades - follow live
The Artemis II mission, which could launch as soon as 6 February, will carry astronauts around the moon for the first time in more than 50 years.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Artemis II will take 12 hours to move 4 miles and it’s still travelling faster than traffic on the M6 at Preston. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
If you’re still on X, another reason to leave. From private eye.
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If you’re still on X, another reason to leave. From private eye.
I’m fairly sure that almost everyone in the kink community would distance themselves from someone who posted CSAM. So why are they still on X, which is doing it via Grok?
January 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m fairly sure that almost everyone in the kink community would distance themselves from someone who posted CSAM. So why are they still on X, which is doing it via Grok?
How about you? 😘
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 10
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 8
being fingered: 6
toys: 7
bdsm: 5
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 3
cuddling: 10
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 10
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 8
being fingered: 6
toys: 7
bdsm: 5
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 3
cuddling: 10
January 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
How about you? 😘
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 10
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 8
being fingered: 6
toys: 7
bdsm: 5
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 3
cuddling: 10
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 10
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 8
being fingered: 6
toys: 7
bdsm: 5
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 3
cuddling: 10
🙄
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
🙄
I literally never ever want to see another gay man defending Nicki Minaj after this bullshit. The woman is mentally fucked.
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I wasn’t wrong.
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I wasn’t wrong.
“We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
Anthropic’s Claude ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish”
archive.is/2025.12.18-1...
Anthropic’s Claude ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish”
archive.is/2025.12.18-1...
archive.is
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
Anthropic’s Claude ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish”
archive.is/2025.12.18-1...
Anthropic’s Claude ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish”
archive.is/2025.12.18-1...
I’m not supposed to get my eye wet for another two weeks but, as soon as I can, I want someone to do this to me.
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m not supposed to get my eye wet for another two weeks but, as soon as I can, I want someone to do this to me.
Perhaps time for LGBTQ trans allies, who bring large audiences to the BBC, to turn their back on the corporation. Yes, I’m looking at you Russel T Davies, Alan Carr and Graham Norton bsky.app/profile/theg...
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Perhaps time for LGBTQ trans allies, who bring large audiences to the BBC, to turn their back on the corporation. Yes, I’m looking at you Russel T Davies, Alan Carr and Graham Norton bsky.app/profile/theg...
My pits are smelling particularly musky today. To the extent they’re even turning me on.
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My pits are smelling particularly musky today. To the extent they’re even turning me on.
🚨 QUESTION PROMT 🚨
What was your first automobile?
1981 British Leyland Mini. This one to be precise
What was your first automobile?
1981 British Leyland Mini. This one to be precise
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🚨 QUESTION PROMT 🚨
What was your first automobile?
1981 British Leyland Mini. This one to be precise
What was your first automobile?
1981 British Leyland Mini. This one to be precise
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel.
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It’s happening: Manchester Pride Protest is back for 2026
Sat 29th August (Bank holiday weekend). Meet 10am Castlefield Bowl. Depart 11am for protest parade through Manchester.
No companies.
No political parties.
No terfs.
Come join us and let’s take pride back!🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Sat 29th August (Bank holiday weekend). Meet 10am Castlefield Bowl. Depart 11am for protest parade through Manchester.
No companies.
No political parties.
No terfs.
Come join us and let’s take pride back!🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s happening: Manchester Pride Protest is back for 2026
Sat 29th August (Bank holiday weekend). Meet 10am Castlefield Bowl. Depart 11am for protest parade through Manchester.
No companies.
No political parties.
No terfs.
Come join us and let’s take pride back!🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Sat 29th August (Bank holiday weekend). Meet 10am Castlefield Bowl. Depart 11am for protest parade through Manchester.
No companies.
No political parties.
No terfs.
Come join us and let’s take pride back!🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Conversation with my housemate after Great Yarmouth was mentioned on TV.
Him: lots of gays go there.
Me: really?
Him: yes, lots of people I follow on TikTok visit there.
Me: I thought it was a bit of a dump… Are you thinking of Gran Canaria?
Him: oh yes.
Him: lots of gays go there.
Me: really?
Him: yes, lots of people I follow on TikTok visit there.
Me: I thought it was a bit of a dump… Are you thinking of Gran Canaria?
Him: oh yes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Conversation with my housemate after Great Yarmouth was mentioned on TV.
Him: lots of gays go there.
Me: really?
Him: yes, lots of people I follow on TikTok visit there.
Me: I thought it was a bit of a dump… Are you thinking of Gran Canaria?
Him: oh yes.
Him: lots of gays go there.
Me: really?
Him: yes, lots of people I follow on TikTok visit there.
Me: I thought it was a bit of a dump… Are you thinking of Gran Canaria?
Him: oh yes.
Already bored sitting face down and it’s only day one of five.
I was going to say send me porn but then I don’t think I can paw like this so it’ll be torture. Probably even more reason to send it.
I was going to say send me porn but then I don’t think I can paw like this so it’ll be torture. Probably even more reason to send it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Already bored sitting face down and it’s only day one of five.
I was going to say send me porn but then I don’t think I can paw like this so it’ll be torture. Probably even more reason to send it.
I was going to say send me porn but then I don’t think I can paw like this so it’ll be torture. Probably even more reason to send it.
About my surgery, last time I had to explain to the anaesthetist what PrEP was. This time I was asked probing questions by a doctor who claimed to know what it is because “they have it for needle pricks” but wanted to know if they needed to double glove. Presumably confused with PEP.
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
About my surgery, last time I had to explain to the anaesthetist what PrEP was. This time I was asked probing questions by a doctor who claimed to know what it is because “they have it for needle pricks” but wanted to know if they needed to double glove. Presumably confused with PEP.
I’ve now got to sit/lay face down for five days with only 10 minutes break every hour. Anyone want to offer me their ass as a pillow?
More eye surgery today. Can’t say I’m looking forward to it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’ve now got to sit/lay face down for five days with only 10 minutes break every hour. Anyone want to offer me their ass as a pillow?
More eye surgery today. Can’t say I’m looking forward to it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
More eye surgery today. Can’t say I’m looking forward to it.
Another reason not to vote for this shower of shit* at the next election.
*apologies to those of you who actually enjoy being showered in shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*apologies to those of you who actually enjoy being showered in shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Another reason not to vote for this shower of shit* at the next election.
*apologies to those of you who actually enjoy being showered in shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*apologies to those of you who actually enjoy being showered in shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Twenty-two years ago today Section 28 was repealed.
But we're seeing history repeat itself as some in the media and in politics spread bigotry and misinformation about trans people.
1/8🧵
But we're seeing history repeat itself as some in the media and in politics spread bigotry and misinformation about trans people.
1/8🧵
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Twenty-two years ago today Section 28 was repealed.
But we're seeing history repeat itself as some in the media and in politics spread bigotry and misinformation about trans people.
1/8🧵
But we're seeing history repeat itself as some in the media and in politics spread bigotry and misinformation about trans people.
1/8🧵
Those shirts they’re wearing, are they black? Londoners know how to deal with fascists in black shirts. Time they did it again. #CableStreet
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Those shirts they’re wearing, are they black? Londoners know how to deal with fascists in black shirts. Time they did it again. #CableStreet