Sarcastic Feline
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Geek, cat lover, and history nerd, fluent in sarcasm.
The troops in the US military, every branch, take an oath to support and defend the Constitution, NOT the President. The President, who has sworn to do the same, has declared reminding the troops of this as "seditious." So this is the part where I call him this: OATHBREAKER.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The troops in the US military, every branch, take an oath to support and defend the Constitution, NOT the President. The President, who has sworn to do the same, has declared reminding the troops of this as "seditious." So this is the part where I call him this: OATHBREAKER.
The local news just reported that the number of women seeking "permanent contraception" is on the rise. <sarcasm> Gee, I wonder why that would be </sarcasm>.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The local news just reported that the number of women seeking "permanent contraception" is on the rise. <sarcasm> Gee, I wonder why that would be </sarcasm>.
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idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
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Jack Smith just told Sen. Chuck Grassley AGAIN that he’s ready to testify publicly about his investigations into Trump. His lawyers say he’s simply waiting on DOJ authorization and wants Americans to hear the facts directly. Why are Republicans stalling? Let him speak.
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Jack Smith just told Sen. Chuck Grassley AGAIN that he’s ready to testify publicly about his investigations into Trump. His lawyers say he’s simply waiting on DOJ authorization and wants Americans to hear the facts directly. Why are Republicans stalling? Let him speak.
Who knew that Marjorie Taylor Greene would take "revolting" from an adjective to a verb?
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Who knew that Marjorie Taylor Greene would take "revolting" from an adjective to a verb?
Maybe it's just me, but when someone starts talking about artificial intelligence, I start wondering if they're aiming for Data (from ST:TNG), or HAL9000. Because there's a difference.
October 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Maybe it's just me, but when someone starts talking about artificial intelligence, I start wondering if they're aiming for Data (from ST:TNG), or HAL9000. Because there's a difference.
Search "Cankles McTacoTits" on YouTube. You're welcome.
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Search "Cankles McTacoTits" on YouTube. You're welcome.
From where I sit, if people are now at least Googling "Ophelia," English teachers everywhere owe Taylor Swift a thank you.
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
From where I sit, if people are now at least Googling "Ophelia," English teachers everywhere owe Taylor Swift a thank you.
Is anyone surprised, here? Anyone? Anyone?...Bueller??
Of course
🚨 JUST IN: Trump spotted heading to his golf course amid government shutdown
October 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is anyone surprised, here? Anyone? Anyone?...Bueller??
If you think PMS is scary, consider that perimenopause looks at PMS and says "You're adorable." Or "Hold my wine." Depends on the day...or the hour...or the minute.
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you think PMS is scary, consider that perimenopause looks at PMS and says "You're adorable." Or "Hold my wine." Depends on the day...or the hour...or the minute.
Coincidence?? I think NOT!
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Coincidence?? I think NOT!
If you don't believe in speaking ill of the dead...studying history is going to be frustrating, at best.
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If you don't believe in speaking ill of the dead...studying history is going to be frustrating, at best.
Hot take: If the idea of a woman terminating a pregnancy sends you into orbit, but your response to children being shot is "but gun rights!", you are NOT "pro-life."
August 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Hot take: If the idea of a woman terminating a pregnancy sends you into orbit, but your response to children being shot is "but gun rights!", you are NOT "pro-life."
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Science is hard. You gotta prove it, test it, and reproduce the results.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
August 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Science is hard. You gotta prove it, test it, and reproduce the results.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
I enjoy videos of men trying period cramp simulators more than is probably good for me. But sometimes...just sometimes...I savor the schadenfreude.
August 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I enjoy videos of men trying period cramp simulators more than is probably good for me. But sometimes...just sometimes...I savor the schadenfreude.
I forget who said "When someone shows you who they are, believe them," but they were 100% correct. So if you're paying attention to everything the Republicans have done over the last few months, you know exactly who they are.
August 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I forget who said "When someone shows you who they are, believe them," but they were 100% correct. So if you're paying attention to everything the Republicans have done over the last few months, you know exactly who they are.
I also keep picturing Trump standing in front of a tombstone that says "Epstein," with a hand emerges from the ground and clamps around his ankle.
July 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I also keep picturing Trump standing in front of a tombstone that says "Epstein," with a hand emerges from the ground and clamps around his ankle.
I just keep picturing Miracle Max's wife following Trump around yelling "Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!". It makes me smile. OK, it's more of an evil grin...but still.
July 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just keep picturing Miracle Max's wife following Trump around yelling "Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!". It makes me smile. OK, it's more of an evil grin...but still.
I am disgusted by Trump. But the people who think "well...maybe he raped women and children, but I still support him..."...yeah, for me, they're at least equally disgusting. No human should be considered acceptable collateral damage.
July 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am disgusted by Trump. But the people who think "well...maybe he raped women and children, but I still support him..."...yeah, for me, they're at least equally disgusting. No human should be considered acceptable collateral damage.
Lawmakers take an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution, not to any individual. Thus, one accurate term for those supporting and enabling Trump is "Oathbreaker." I can think of a few others...but this one doesn't require bleeping.
July 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Lawmakers take an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution, not to any individual. Thus, one accurate term for those supporting and enabling Trump is "Oathbreaker." I can think of a few others...but this one doesn't require bleeping.
A young woman I was talking to this weekend told me she is having nightmares that she is pregnant and can't do anything about it. Add that to the list of "things that broke me" this week.
July 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A young woman I was talking to this weekend told me she is having nightmares that she is pregnant and can't do anything about it. Add that to the list of "things that broke me" this week.
Normally, when you turn over the Tower card in a tarot spread, there's an "Oh crap" moment. This year? It's more like "Yeah, pretty much."
June 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Normally, when you turn over the Tower card in a tarot spread, there's an "Oh crap" moment. This year? It's more like "Yeah, pretty much."
This is not easy to listen to, but it's important: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQw...
What does Adriana Smith tell us
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June 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is not easy to listen to, but it's important: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQw...
Vance Boelter has been arrested, apparently thanks in part to a neighbor's trail camera: kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
Vance Boelter arrested near Green Isle home, sources confirm
Authorities have captured 57-year-old Vance Boelter near his Green Isle home, several sources confirmed to 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS reporter Tom Hauser.
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June 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Vance Boelter has been arrested, apparently thanks in part to a neighbor's trail camera: kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
Sometimes, I take a moment to be grateful to have gone through my "young and stupid" phase before social media and cameras everywhere were a thing. #GenX
June 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sometimes, I take a moment to be grateful to have gone through my "young and stupid" phase before social media and cameras everywhere were a thing. #GenX