Sarah Michelson
@sarahmichelson.bsky.social
artist-in-residence at the scary evil cabin in the woods. 27. fiction editor for @bodyfluids.bsky.social. she/her
pov: you're an empath 🖤⭐️
October 7, 2023 at 1:39 AM
pov: you're an empath 🖤⭐️
update: got the part
just came from an audition and the show takes place in boston and i said i had lived in boston so they asked if i could do a boston accent and i was like uhhhh there's this insane youtube video that i can use to get IN to a boston accent and i just quoted this
October 6, 2023 at 2:19 AM
update: got the part
rip georges bataille you would have loved filippo sorcinelli, creator of both papal vestements and horny perfumes
October 5, 2023 at 7:23 PM
rip georges bataille you would have loved filippo sorcinelli, creator of both papal vestements and horny perfumes
literally had a day from curb your enthusiasm
-late to work because i couldn't open my dog's shit bag
-accidentally swore in front of 9 year olds
-complimented a woman's necklace and she told me it held her son's ashes
-late to work because i couldn't open my dog's shit bag
-accidentally swore in front of 9 year olds
-complimented a woman's necklace and she told me it held her son's ashes
October 5, 2023 at 4:27 AM
literally had a day from curb your enthusiasm
-late to work because i couldn't open my dog's shit bag
-accidentally swore in front of 9 year olds
-complimented a woman's necklace and she told me it held her son's ashes
-late to work because i couldn't open my dog's shit bag
-accidentally swore in front of 9 year olds
-complimented a woman's necklace and she told me it held her son's ashes
follow my substack, the vibe is "fun academic essays but i overshare and say fuck"
October 5, 2023 at 4:23 AM
follow my substack, the vibe is "fun academic essays but i overshare and say fuck"
was anyone else scarred by these books as a kid in like a very deep psychological way that continues to haunt you as an adult
October 5, 2023 at 12:51 AM
was anyone else scarred by these books as a kid in like a very deep psychological way that continues to haunt you as an adult
i would like to submit essays to publications. where's a good place to try and pitch
October 4, 2023 at 7:52 PM
i would like to submit essays to publications. where's a good place to try and pitch
Reposted by Sarah Michelson
King: wow this ponderous 80s sci fi synth music is great!
John Carpenter: what the
Carpenter: i did a ponderous 80s sci fi synth music last time and you guys all hated it!
King: yeah well
King: now we've decided it's good!
Carpenter:
Carpenter: goddamnit
Carpenter: you sons of bitches
John Carpenter: what the
Carpenter: i did a ponderous 80s sci fi synth music last time and you guys all hated it!
King: yeah well
King: now we've decided it's good!
Carpenter:
Carpenter: goddamnit
Carpenter: you sons of bitches
October 4, 2023 at 5:23 PM
King: wow this ponderous 80s sci fi synth music is great!
John Carpenter: what the
Carpenter: i did a ponderous 80s sci fi synth music last time and you guys all hated it!
King: yeah well
King: now we've decided it's good!
Carpenter:
Carpenter: goddamnit
Carpenter: you sons of bitches
John Carpenter: what the
Carpenter: i did a ponderous 80s sci fi synth music last time and you guys all hated it!
King: yeah well
King: now we've decided it's good!
Carpenter:
Carpenter: goddamnit
Carpenter: you sons of bitches
my official crotchety opinions as i approach age 30
-i hate when teenagers say things like unalive instead of dead or suicide
-i do not like when people put blush on their nose
-i hate day in the life videos or anything else with an artificial/manufactured sense of authenticity
-i hate when teenagers say things like unalive instead of dead or suicide
-i do not like when people put blush on their nose
-i hate day in the life videos or anything else with an artificial/manufactured sense of authenticity
October 4, 2023 at 4:41 PM
my official crotchety opinions as i approach age 30
-i hate when teenagers say things like unalive instead of dead or suicide
-i do not like when people put blush on their nose
-i hate day in the life videos or anything else with an artificial/manufactured sense of authenticity
-i hate when teenagers say things like unalive instead of dead or suicide
-i do not like when people put blush on their nose
-i hate day in the life videos or anything else with an artificial/manufactured sense of authenticity
you ever accidentally swear in front of a school group that you are being paid to educate haha anyways
October 4, 2023 at 4:36 PM
you ever accidentally swear in front of a school group that you are being paid to educate haha anyways
Reposted by Sarah Michelson
I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
October 1, 2023 at 4:26 AM
I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
this is me using retinol
October 4, 2023 at 3:21 AM
this is me using retinol
i NEED instagram to add a feature where you can scroll through hashtags but only because of a sick curiosity and not because you actually want that kinda stuff influencing your algorithm (because i have been deep in the hashtag biblecollege hashtag christiancollege tags)
October 4, 2023 at 2:23 AM
i NEED instagram to add a feature where you can scroll through hashtags but only because of a sick curiosity and not because you actually want that kinda stuff influencing your algorithm (because i have been deep in the hashtag biblecollege hashtag christiancollege tags)
please don't take away my jew card but i've been legit enjoying pumpkin pie hummus it's like eating the filling without the crust
October 3, 2023 at 11:46 PM
please don't take away my jew card but i've been legit enjoying pumpkin pie hummus it's like eating the filling without the crust
it's bullshit how when you're in school they're like "you're smart so you're gonna make a lot of money!" and then you grow up and it turns out that you make a lot of money by doing soul crushing work and/or exploiting someone else
October 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
it's bullshit how when you're in school they're like "you're smart so you're gonna make a lot of money!" and then you grow up and it turns out that you make a lot of money by doing soul crushing work and/or exploiting someone else
(1/2) educator question for the floor: i'm preparing a little hand-out for homeschool kids about surrealism, and i know i need to include dali because he's famous, but i want them to know he's a fascist, but i don't want them to come away sad,
October 3, 2023 at 4:07 PM
(1/2) educator question for the floor: i'm preparing a little hand-out for homeschool kids about surrealism, and i know i need to include dali because he's famous, but i want them to know he's a fascist, but i don't want them to come away sad,
pharmacy cancelled on me twice but third times the charm and i'm boosted just in time to enjoy spooky season 🎃
October 1, 2023 at 11:06 PM
pharmacy cancelled on me twice but third times the charm and i'm boosted just in time to enjoy spooky season 🎃
it's so sad that this evangelical knock-off of Saw takes the coward's route by not graphically crucifying someone on-screen
October 1, 2023 at 6:32 PM
it's so sad that this evangelical knock-off of Saw takes the coward's route by not graphically crucifying someone on-screen
Reposted by Sarah Michelson
Well, look at that! & I believe Random House may have some galleys for booksellers at the NEIBA show this coming week?
October 1, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Well, look at that! & I believe Random House may have some galleys for booksellers at the NEIBA show this coming week?
obsessed with this description of Un Chien Andalou
September 29, 2023 at 7:35 PM
obsessed with this description of Un Chien Andalou
update: got a callback
just came from an audition and the show takes place in boston and i said i had lived in boston so they asked if i could do a boston accent and i was like uhhhh there's this insane youtube video that i can use to get IN to a boston accent and i just quoted this
September 27, 2023 at 9:09 PM
update: got a callback
what's wrong babe you've barely touched your SAW preworkout shake powder
September 27, 2023 at 5:54 PM
what's wrong babe you've barely touched your SAW preworkout shake powder
just came from an audition and the show takes place in boston and i said i had lived in boston so they asked if i could do a boston accent and i was like uhhhh there's this insane youtube video that i can use to get IN to a boston accent and i just quoted this
September 27, 2023 at 12:01 AM
just came from an audition and the show takes place in boston and i said i had lived in boston so they asked if i could do a boston accent and i was like uhhhh there's this insane youtube video that i can use to get IN to a boston accent and i just quoted this
Reposted by Sarah Michelson
Hello #Bluesky #authors #writers. You have been an amazing support of the SAG-AFTRA strike, & against AI misuse. Perhaps you might lend your signature to the letter against Data3, which unlawfully used thousands of books (including mine) to train AI. (Link to open letter in article)
9,000 authors rebuke AI companies, saying they exploited books as 'food' for chatbots
A letter signed by 9,000 authors calls out AI companies for allegedly using the writers' books to train chatbots without consent, credit or compensation.
www.latimes.com
September 26, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Hello #Bluesky #authors #writers. You have been an amazing support of the SAG-AFTRA strike, & against AI misuse. Perhaps you might lend your signature to the letter against Data3, which unlawfully used thousands of books (including mine) to train AI. (Link to open letter in article)