Sarah Hutto
@sarahhutto.bsky.social
Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.
Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.
Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.
Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.
June 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.
America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.
I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.
June 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.
It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.
June 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.
“It’s just a mental health issue.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
Trump Administration Cancels $1 Billion in Grants for Student Mental Health
Congress authorized the money in a bipartisan breakthrough around addressing gun violence after a shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, killed 19 children and two teachers.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“It’s just a mental health issue.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.
Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.
April 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.
Women communicate their war plans telepathically.
March 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Women communicate their war plans telepathically.
I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.
It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.
How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.
March 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.
THE TESLAS ARE OUR COFFINS!
March 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
THE TESLAS ARE OUR COFFINS!
I was lead to believe the Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be better looking than this.
March 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was lead to believe the Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be better looking than this.
I was worrying about the Palestinian protester getting killed in jail on Trump’s watch, but then I remembered he’s not a wealthy sex trafficker that Trump was “best friends” with.
March 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was worrying about the Palestinian protester getting killed in jail on Trump’s watch, but then I remembered he’s not a wealthy sex trafficker that Trump was “best friends” with.
Trump is inviting farmers from South Africa to replace the ones he’s killing off with budget cuts, drained reservoir water, and vaccine misinformation.
March 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trump is inviting farmers from South Africa to replace the ones he’s killing off with budget cuts, drained reservoir water, and vaccine misinformation.
“This is who we’re defunding.”
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“This is who we’re defunding.”
Honestly kind of disappointed we *aren’t* making transgender mice.
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Honestly kind of disappointed we *aren’t* making transgender mice.
Reposted by Sarah Hutto
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
Reposted by Sarah Hutto
"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
So much for the Laken Riley Act.
Donald Trump just helped free Andrew Tate from his rape and human trafficking charges.
Tate has bragged about grabbing women by their necks, breaking their jaws, and said “I am absolutely a misogynist.”
Tate has bragged about grabbing women by their necks, breaking their jaws, and said “I am absolutely a misogynist.”
Trump intervention suspected as Andrew Tate, brother Tristan leave Romania for U.S. despite rape charges
Four British women who've accused Andrew Tate of rape are "in disbelief and feel retraumatized by the news" that he's been allowed to leave Romania for the U.S.
www.cbsnews.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So much for the Laken Riley Act.
Is there anything in The Constitution about turning the U.S. into Only Fans?
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
February 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Is there anything in The Constitution about turning the U.S. into Only Fans?