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Sarah Hutto
@sarahhutto.bsky.social
Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.
Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.
June 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.
June 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.
June 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.
May 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.
April 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Cheese > sleaze
April 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Women communicate their war plans telepathically.
March 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.
March 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
THE TESLAS ARE OUR COFFINS!
March 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was lead to believe the Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be better looking than this.
March 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was worrying about the Palestinian protester getting killed in jail on Trump’s watch, but then I remembered he’s not a wealthy sex trafficker that Trump was “best friends” with.
March 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump is inviting farmers from South Africa to replace the ones he’s killing off with budget cuts, drained reservoir water, and vaccine misinformation.
March 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“This is who we’re defunding.”
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Honestly kind of disappointed we *aren’t* making transgender mice.
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by Sarah Hutto
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted by Sarah Hutto
"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.

It can't get a distributor in the US.

Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So much for the Laken Riley Act.
February 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is there anything in The Constitution about turning the U.S. into Only Fans?
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
February 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM