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Sarah Gehlhausen
@sarahgehlhausen.bsky.social
Probably yapping about the Dawgs/Braves/Canes | 31 | GA | she/her
My former teacher self has sent too many kids to Tech to hate them year round, but today? 👀
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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“if I can suck up their time”

Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Y’all ever watch someone’s poor decisions bite them in the ass so hard they need a tetanus shot?
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"What radicalized you?"

"Better question is why DIDN'T anything radicalize YOU?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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what a day to be a hater
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
TNT broadcasters on PK: “A little sloppy on his stick position”

dawg you’re lucky he didn’t javelin throw it at someone
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Girlhood is a spectrum, like watching hockey while wearing a fancy face mask
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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face protection,,, neck protection,,, fellas, your face card CAN in fact decline if you’re taking a puck to the face and a fist to the chiclets
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“We make $100k a day, yay team!” BUT ALSO “why would we give you a holiday bonus”
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Freddie gets an espresso machine AND a Lego room for that
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Svech, baby, you need a sports psychologist #CarolinaCulture
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Staal heard all of us talking shit. Good.
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“The Dawgs can’t keep doing this”. Bestie, they absolutely can and will.
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Chris Fowler, you commentate on too many SEC games to be pronouncing the second T in Atlanta
October 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Dawgs look terrible so I need the canes to step it up. Only one of y’all is allowed to lose at once.
October 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Dawgs and Canes playing at the same time is offensive to me personally
October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you started a drinking game for every time ESPN talks about the Hughes brothers during this game, you’d already be trashed
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I deeply enjoy the number of shots the canes are putting up
October 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This season’s Canes sugar jar is in an old Mt. Olive pickle jar cause that felt right
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sorry Canes I ain’t using that hashtag
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Canes Etsy Witch came thru
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I'd like for Canes VP of Communications @mikesundheim.bsky.social to respond. The petition starter says it is being taken down for "legal action" as confirmed on the petition site on change.org. Would the Hurricanes like to comment on why they are taking legal action in this case?
Re: The petition on Change.org with 1700+ signatures.

Legal action? What’s going on?
October 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”

Jane Goodall
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM