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Sarah Black
@sarahblackhypno.com
I hypnotize people to make their (sex) lives better. I don't do pendants, crystal balls, fortune telling, or Republicans. Better at investing than you. Top 0.5% on Patreon.

https://sarahblackhypno.com
https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno
Someone called me out for deleting negative comments on my YT channel this week. And... yes? What do you think you've uncovered here?

No one is obligated to indulge you. Not me, not my listeners. I'm pro-active with red flags.

And I report people who make second accounts to wave new ones.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Sarah Black
A squirrel urging me not to obey a Do Not Feed The Squirrels sign on Kelvingrove Park in the West End of Glasgow, although given the warning below it, I resisted! The sign isn't an official one, but was created by A Sign of Humour.

#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I've changed my mind. Now it annoys me.

When you address me as an abstract or poetic title that I don't want, you're saying that I, Sarah, the woman who makes the work that you enjoy, am not valid of the respect that engenders, unless I play a role for your fantasy.

You don't get to label me.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Sarah Black
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Aint no one else does erotic self-help like ya girl here.

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November 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh, hey! wolf__ just bought Philips Hue Smart Button on my wishlist! 💖 Are you gonna let them have all the fun or join in? 😈
https://www.throne.com/sarahblackhypno
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The jizz was in you all along.

God, I'm inspirational.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I was nice in the blog this week.

Or maybe I wasn't. Maybe I was manipulative for my own amusement. Oh, it's so hard to tell these things. Is it paranoia if it's true? Eek!

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November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Reposted by Sarah Black
Currently re-watching Boston Legal and astonished at how well it holds up today and how heartbreakingly nothing seems to have changed since it was aired in December 6, 2005. This was the dialogue at the end of episode 9 season 2. I don't need to wonder because we've just seen it begin.
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Alan Shore's moral relativism & Denny Crane's... Denny Crane.

IYKYK
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember when Dirk Benedict lost his shit about the idea of Starbuck being played by Katee Sackhoff because women are supposed to make babies instead of fly planes?

Ah, fun times.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
1. Sissies and trans women aren't the same thing.

2. One *can* help ease into the other if it's right for the individual.

3. #SissyHypno can't change your gender or sexuality. Ever.

If you're gay or trans after listening, you were before you started too.
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Well I'm in the ecosystem now.

I've experimented with a lot of different brands over the years but almost all of them fall apart when you cut the power to the bulb and I HATE their apps so this'll solve that.

And mostly it'll be tasteful warm whites.

But also yes, pink. There will be pink.
Oh, hey! wolf__ just bought Philips Hue Bridge on my wishlist! 💖 Are you gonna let them have all the fun or join in? 😈
https://www.throne.com/sarahblackhypno
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oh, hey! wolf__ just bought Philips Hue Bridge on my wishlist! 💖 Are you gonna let them have all the fun or join in? 😈
https://www.throne.com/sarahblackhypno
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I mean why be coy, right?

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October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Chrome tells me "inarguably" isn't a word so I'm off to the machine wars to whip it into submission.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
More than a little funny to me that a company hit a $5 TRILLION dollar valuation because the share price went up to... $206.
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is a fascinating, familiar, and depressing read which could well be entitled,

"How not to date (you fucking psycho)"

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a63...
One App, 60 Men, 26 Dates: My Adventures in Alt-Right Dating
There’s no question that we’re living—and looking for love—in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
'Canon,' not 'cannon.' And usually what you really want is 'canonical.'

'Champing at the bit,' not 'chomping.'

'En route' or 'in route' if you absolutely must, but never 'on route.'
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's wild how much pleasure I get from these things.
Chiitan is a good girl so she will help you.

お手伝いが大好きですっ☆
October 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm the type of person who needs to be in control.

But if you're following me as a would-be sub, you're not. You're looking for an invitation to do the opposite. And an invitation needn't be elaborate. It can be simple. Just three little words.

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October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Sarah Black
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM