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Sarah Black
@sarahblackhypno.com
I hypnotize people to make their (sex) lives better. I don't do pendants, crystal balls, fortune telling, or Republicans. Better at investing than you. Top 0.5% on Patreon.

https://sarahblackhypno.com
https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno
Everyone's saying 'be the little guy.'

Be the big guy. Careful around those weaker than you.

And you think that rhino's not taking his horn to anyone who fucks with his lil buddy? Be him, there's your role model for the week.
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Yes, I am childish.
No, I won't change.
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Trying to drown myself in Theraflu to make it stop. Why, what are you up to?
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I don't usually write 'sex' hypnos. I have to be in a particular mood for them and odd as it might sound, I rarely am.

So you'd better believe when I say I've written a hypno about you being fucked in a restroom stall IT'S AN EXPERIENCE.

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January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Why do you want to live in Scotland, Sarah?"

A number of reasons. And while this isn't top of the list or anything, I'm probably not gonna get murdered by the redneck gestapo over there.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
The #4 thing people type into YT that helps them find my content is... my own name.

Good?
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Boston Legal's finale has James Spader insult the US Supreme Court to their faces, win his case, then cajole Antonin Scalia into officiating his big gay marriage to Bill Shatner.

Why, what did your TV show do at the end?

bsky.app/profile/redo...
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Got hypnotized yesterday. This happens basically never. I don't really respond to content and I don't personally know many people capable of doing it.

Blank, floating in the nothingness... I'd genuinely almost forgotten what it feels like. Very emotional during and after. Great.

Still trippin tho.
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a purple background
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a purple background
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January 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It's nice on the incredibly rare occasions Patreon actually gives me a workable promo image because I've shared something for free.

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January 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"Don't sit so close to the TV" said mom after buying me a 14" screen with built in hypnosis.
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by Sarah Black
@postoctobrist.bsky.social Did you go? How was it?
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Had a sex dream about Terry from Solar Opposites last night.

So that's new.
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 AM
THIS is how you intro a file, boys and girls.

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January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Sarah Black
Wishing a very happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke! 🎉

This 1995 photo by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair with his TV wife Mary Tyler Moore sparks such joy in me 👌😈

May we all be so lucky as to be this frisky and sexy at 70, and cracking jokes on our 100th birthday with no aches or pains ✨🙏✨
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If enough acts cancel at the Kennedy Center, Trump will have to sit through an entire Kid Rock concert without tweeting.
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Made a crossword. It's... filthier than most.

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December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don't push 'slave' talk for everyone, because it's not /for/ everyone. It's perfectly normal and okay to just like some submission on the side as an occasional scene. You don't have to live your kink every day.

But if it is for you, I know what I'm doing.

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December 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If the world cup was going to be like this, I'd watch.
I'm ready for the next World Cup⚽️

サッカー大好きですっ☆特に関節技が得意ですっ☆
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Your yearly reminder that St. Nicholas is the patron saint of sx workers. How did he help sx workers? Not with punishment, but with bags of gold coins.

Be like St. Nicholas: instead of supporting policing, give your money to wh*res 💰💰💰
December 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I don't do it like everyone else.

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December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whatever gets you through the night, I suppose.
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I have proposed renaming it The Sarah Black and John F Kennedy Center and the group of people I specifically picked to agree with everything I say all nodded and cheered.
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM