Sam Zilberstein
@samzilla.bsky.social
JD Vance: Please make babies
Me: Are you going to make owning a home and raising a child more affordable for us?
JD Vance: Fuck you
Me: Are you going to make owning a home and raising a child more affordable for us?
JD Vance: Fuck you
JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
JD Vance: Please make babies
Me: Are you going to make owning a home and raising a child more affordable for us?
JD Vance: Fuck you
Me: Are you going to make owning a home and raising a child more affordable for us?
JD Vance: Fuck you
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The evil that men do lives after them
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The evil that men do lives after them
No one ever regrets voting for Trump, but they do constantly regret the consequences of voting for Trump
One of the biggest flaws in "FAFO" gloating is that people consistently refuse to FO. I can't think of any case where anyone said they made a mistake or even blame trump
March 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
No one ever regrets voting for Trump, but they do constantly regret the consequences of voting for Trump
Disney has done irreparable damage to the concept of remakes.
March 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Disney has done irreparable damage to the concept of remakes.
The one thing I like about Elon Musk compared to other mega-billionaires is that I can safely and proudly say I have never once given him a single cent of my money.
February 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The one thing I like about Elon Musk compared to other mega-billionaires is that I can safely and proudly say I have never once given him a single cent of my money.
I don’t think I am ever getting over this travesty
February 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don’t think I am ever getting over this travesty
Not this shit again for 4 years
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not this shit again for 4 years
Tubi, listen . I like your product a lot. Fuck OFF with that commercial tho. 🤢 #Superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tubi, listen . I like your product a lot. Fuck OFF with that commercial tho. 🤢 #Superbowl
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Say Matt, I heard you like 'em young...
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Say Matt, I heard you like 'em young...
Just deactivated my X account. Good fucking riddance.
February 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just deactivated my X account. Good fucking riddance.
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The real problem in most cities isn’t that the density of people or the density of buildings is “too high.” It’s that the density of cars is too high.
February 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The real problem in most cities isn’t that the density of people or the density of buildings is “too high.” It’s that the density of cars is too high.
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good. more like this. don’t give those fucking weasels a moment of quiet
Reps. Judy Chu (D-Calif.) and Gwen Moore (D-Wisc.) barged into House Speaker Mike Johnson’s office unscheduled on Wednesday and challenged him about Elon Musk's team gaining access to a sensitive payment system at the Treasury Department.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Two Dem lawmakers barge into House speaker's office in backlash against Musk
Reps. Judy Chu and Gwen Moore denounced DOGE's access to a vast government payments system.
www.politico.com
February 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
good. more like this. don’t give those fucking weasels a moment of quiet
Am I reading this wrong, or did he really just throw his actors under the bus so he could pander to Trump supporters? 🤢
February 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Am I reading this wrong, or did he really just throw his actors under the bus so he could pander to Trump supporters? 🤢
The Substance is an aggressively French film (positive).
Emilia Pérez is an aggressively French film (derogatory).
Emilia Pérez is an aggressively French film (derogatory).
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Substance is an aggressively French film (positive).
Emilia Pérez is an aggressively French film (derogatory).
Emilia Pérez is an aggressively French film (derogatory).
What’s Apartheid Clyde up to this time
February 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What’s Apartheid Clyde up to this time
John WHO directed Shakespeare in Love?!
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
John WHO directed Shakespeare in Love?!
Of fucking course Fetterman’s on here.
Quislings, all of them
Quislings, all of them
58 Democrats helped Republicans pass the Laken Riley Act, which will enable Trump's ICE to put migrants *accused* of shoplifting in detention, without due process.
As in, with Trump's new call to detain 30,000 migrants in Guantanamo, these Democrats may help put them there:
As in, with Trump's new call to detain 30,000 migrants in Guantanamo, these Democrats may help put them there:
January 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Of fucking course Fetterman’s on here.
Quislings, all of them
Quislings, all of them
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Everything in this country is about to get even stupider so fucking fast
Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers eight months of severance pay to voluntarily quit
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign
An email is set to go out to federal workers beginning Tuesday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Everything in this country is about to get even stupider so fucking fast
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wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
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Yes Chicago should. But funds cannot go to pensions or other budget shortfalls, they must go directly to improving our public transportation system. More train lines, better accessibility, BRT, increased frequency & reliability, safe bike lanes, and walkable streets.
Mayor Johnson says Chicago "should explore" a congestion tax to reduce traffic. https://blockclubchi.co/4fMyWhz
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yes Chicago should. But funds cannot go to pensions or other budget shortfalls, they must go directly to improving our public transportation system. More train lines, better accessibility, BRT, increased frequency & reliability, safe bike lanes, and walkable streets.
There was a time in my life when Subway didn’t taste like their ingredients were fished out of a dumpster, but that time is long gone.
December 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
There was a time in my life when Subway didn’t taste like their ingredients were fished out of a dumpster, but that time is long gone.
Spirit Halloween when it sets up shop inside a closed Party City:
a man with a bandage on his nose is talking on a cell phone and saying `` i won '' .
ALT: a man with a bandage on his nose is talking on a cell phone and saying `` i won '' .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Spirit Halloween when it sets up shop inside a closed Party City:
Mr. Beast is the only person alive who both can and conceivably would gift someone all of the things listed in the 12 Days of Christmas.
December 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Mr. Beast is the only person alive who both can and conceivably would gift someone all of the things listed in the 12 Days of Christmas.
First they came for the healthcare ceos and I tried to speak out, but my coverage got denied, so…
December 8, 2024 at 10:14 PM
First they came for the healthcare ceos and I tried to speak out, but my coverage got denied, so…