buttered jorts
@samopei.bsky.social
frei // shitposting and OCs personal account don’t follow for art!
#freifood
#freifood
like putting on an old sweater that you've broken in........like slipping into a pair of old jeans......................
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
like putting on an old sweater that you've broken in........like slipping into a pair of old jeans......................
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#freiart
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#freiart
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
OCs // my baby d2 warlock who is actually a noncanon human au design of a ghost that belongs to my old fart warlock
she's really fun to draw though always
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
every time i watch an amaury guichon (chocolate guy) video i become misguided into thinking that yeah, chococrafting isn't too difficult
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every time i watch an amaury guichon (chocolate guy) video i become misguided into thinking that yeah, chococrafting isn't too difficult
Tis the season for doggy hoofing
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tis the season for doggy hoofing
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap
d2 // so my main titan is an exo who was the young wolf/around for d1 and then just forgot he was that (so he has like an original gjallarhorn gathering dust in a garage somewhere) and wow
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
d2 // so my main titan is an exo who was the young wolf/around for d1 and then just forgot he was that (so he has like an original gjallarhorn gathering dust in a garage somewhere) and wow
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here
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Opening a new commission type for Pokemon Trainer illustrations!
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Opening a new commission type for Pokemon Trainer illustrations!
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
Includes full body illustration of character and 3 Pokemon, can give a custom quote for more Pokemon or other requests.
VGen: vgen.co/hamsphrey
Thanks for looking! 💓
#commission #VGen
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여러분, 트위터 터졌다고 말할 곳이 있다는게 얼마나 다행입니까?
March 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
여러분, 트위터 터졌다고 말할 곳이 있다는게 얼마나 다행입니까?
Alas that oldtweetdeck has been exploded and took all the accounts with it
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Alas that oldtweetdeck has been exploded and took all the accounts with it
There’s a business here that’s apparently using a cybertruck as a company vehicle and if that isn’t a way to tank any kind of credibility the company might have had
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There’s a business here that’s apparently using a cybertruck as a company vehicle and if that isn’t a way to tank any kind of credibility the company might have had
x-files // me and mola, for four seasons: man i cannot imagine being a fan watching this as it aired
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
x-files // me and mola, for four seasons: man i cannot imagine being a fan watching this as it aired
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Alan Wake 2
so one of the animal blogs is actually posting Explicit Gay Porn when people ask for tricks instead of treats for the askbox game
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
screaming because a dogblog i followed accidentally? reblogged tiddy
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
so one of the animal blogs is actually posting Explicit Gay Porn when people ask for tricks instead of treats for the askbox game
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
which is incredible, i didn't know porn still existed on tumblr
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i think though living a life where you can say this often might actually be very good because you are actually Experiencing Things
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i think though living a life where you can say this often might actually be very good because you are actually Experiencing Things
so apparently they sell bottled butterfly pea tea now (the tea that starts out blue and turns red if you change the pH) and it comes with a powder that you can add to change the colour which is very cool
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
so apparently they sell bottled butterfly pea tea now (the tea that starts out blue and turns red if you change the pH) and it comes with a powder that you can add to change the colour which is very cool
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
the other thing is that the only encounter i've had with this tea is through detective conan
i have this n*tflix bbq competition show on in the bg as i work on stuff and there's this guy who apparently is in this for his late friend except his friend's nickname is Big Worm
so every single time i hear I Gotta Do This For Big Worm my brain buffers a little bit
so every single time i hear I Gotta Do This For Big Worm my brain buffers a little bit
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i have this n*tflix bbq competition show on in the bg as i work on stuff and there's this guy who apparently is in this for his late friend except his friend's nickname is Big Worm
so every single time i hear I Gotta Do This For Big Worm my brain buffers a little bit
so every single time i hear I Gotta Do This For Big Worm my brain buffers a little bit
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#freiart
OCs // anyways i used these characters in krtwt rp communities and it is my greatest regret that no one knows who g*y fieri is
OCs // anyways i used these characters in krtwt rp communities and it is my greatest regret that no one knows who g*y fieri is
October 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
#freiart
OCs // anyways i used these characters in krtwt rp communities and it is my greatest regret that no one knows who g*y fieri is
OCs // anyways i used these characters in krtwt rp communities and it is my greatest regret that no one knows who g*y fieri is
drawing halloween outfits for my ocs and trying to channel me from like 10 years ago and idk why i can't get the same effect
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
drawing halloween outfits for my ocs and trying to channel me from like 10 years ago and idk why i can't get the same effect
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October 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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an Indigenous Peoples Day reminder that borders are bullshit and every Indigenous person from across the Americas deserves to be in the US more than every person of European origin
fuck borders, fuck ICE, land back.
fuck borders, fuck ICE, land back.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
an Indigenous Peoples Day reminder that borders are bullshit and every Indigenous person from across the Americas deserves to be in the US more than every person of European origin
fuck borders, fuck ICE, land back.
fuck borders, fuck ICE, land back.
screaming because a dogblog i followed accidentally? reblogged tiddy
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
screaming because a dogblog i followed accidentally? reblogged tiddy
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
was this what it was like when old friends senior dog sanctuary just wanted to get dicked down again
xfiles //
me and mola: this ep can't be insane right
xfiles writers:
me and mola: this ep can't be insane right
xfiles writers:
October 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
xfiles //
me and mola: this ep can't be insane right
xfiles writers:
me and mola: this ep can't be insane right
xfiles writers:
Shawarma is so good but please stop giving me wraps the literal size of my arm from knuckle to elbow
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Shawarma is so good but please stop giving me wraps the literal size of my arm from knuckle to elbow