buttered jorts
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frei // shitposting and OCs personal account don’t follow for art!
#freifood
#freifood
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From a children’s storybook project for uni 🐉🥬
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
From a children’s storybook project for uni 🐉🥬
my favourite recent thing is for some reason people have been saying, instead of fuck/ssibal/시발/씨발 they've been saying shagal/샤갈/쌰갈 except 샤갈 is how you spell chagall (the artist)
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
my favourite recent thing is for some reason people have been saying, instead of fuck/ssibal/시발/씨발 they've been saying shagal/샤갈/쌰갈 except 샤갈 is how you spell chagall (the artist)
"not many young and attractive women show interest in a giant" author sir i have some news for you
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"not many young and attractive women show interest in a giant" author sir i have some news for you
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
Fish has gifted me with an Arden
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Fish has gifted me with an Arden
Haven’t made it out of the sauce yet
and i keep on getting lost in the sauce of possibilities without actually making anything
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Haven’t made it out of the sauce yet
watching random movies off netflix once again and the background is apparently that earth is now garbage and the rich people went to space to live their rich people lives and while at first i was like really? 50s aesthetic? in space? i realized that actually tracks
January 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
watching random movies off netflix once again and the background is apparently that earth is now garbage and the rich people went to space to live their rich people lives and while at first i was like really? 50s aesthetic? in space? i realized that actually tracks
x-files // hey what the fuck (negative, derogatory)
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
x-files // hey what the fuck (negative, derogatory)
so turns out i've been confusing anthony mackie and will smith
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
so turns out i've been confusing anthony mackie and will smith
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it’s all i’ve got
i never thought i'd relate to sportsball content
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i never thought i'd relate to sportsball content
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한국분들 새해 복 많이 받으세요
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
한국분들 새해 복 많이 받으세요
doing my regular thing of random action movies on netflix while i work on stuff and a) this one has mr Dwayne Johnson in it and b) it has no subtitles??????????? and c) there's literally spoken chinese and none of it is translated??? no subtitles whatsoever???
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
doing my regular thing of random action movies on netflix while i work on stuff and a) this one has mr Dwayne Johnson in it and b) it has no subtitles??????????? and c) there's literally spoken chinese and none of it is translated??? no subtitles whatsoever???
cookie during the summer: hey it's 6pm HEY hey HEY hey HEY HEY HEY HEY TIME TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO? WALKIES? IT'S ALREADY BEEN A MINUTE SINCE THE HOUR
cookie during the winter: (doing her best impression of a rice cake next to the heater) yeah w/e
cookie during the winter: (doing her best impression of a rice cake next to the heater) yeah w/e
December 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
cookie during the summer: hey it's 6pm HEY hey HEY hey HEY HEY HEY HEY TIME TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO? WALKIES? IT'S ALREADY BEEN A MINUTE SINCE THE HOUR
cookie during the winter: (doing her best impression of a rice cake next to the heater) yeah w/e
cookie during the winter: (doing her best impression of a rice cake next to the heater) yeah w/e
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excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
excited to share all my rolls for 2025 #blessed #gottamakethatBREAD
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I can relate to that. During the time I had to commute to the studio, I sketched different train passengers every morning/evening. With a ballpoint pen. You can choose any line thickness, from wafer-thin and delicate to opaque and bold. For a long time, the ballpoint pen was my first choice.
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I can relate to that. During the time I had to commute to the studio, I sketched different train passengers every morning/evening. With a ballpoint pen. You can choose any line thickness, from wafer-thin and delicate to opaque and bold. For a long time, the ballpoint pen was my first choice.
Where did the year go…
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Where did the year go…
x-files // never mind the weird historical thing they tried to shoehorn in it was nice to have another flukeman type episode
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
x-files // never mind the weird historical thing they tried to shoehorn in it was nice to have another flukeman type episode
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Wish me luck I just increased a cake recipe I never made before and put it in a pan it was not meant to be in
Bonus strawbebbies
Bonus strawbebbies
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wish me luck I just increased a cake recipe I never made before and put it in a pan it was not meant to be in
Bonus strawbebbies
Bonus strawbebbies
Pretty to look at, shitty to walk in
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Pretty to look at, shitty to walk in
I am Royalty (had the whole car to myself)
December 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am Royalty (had the whole car to myself)
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