Sammy Obeid
@sammyobeid.bsky.social
Math-comic, former teacher. Oslo 11/11, Reykjavik 11/13, Toronto 11/15, Montreal 11/16, Ottawa 11/17, Austin 11/26, Houston 11/29, Dallas 11/30, Tulsa 12/2, Kansas City 12/3, Omaha 12/4, Minneapolis 12/5, New Orleans 12/6 & more! 🔗www.sammyko.com
Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam
July 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam
The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
July 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values
War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?
June 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?
Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files
A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(
No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there
We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.
June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.
The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta
Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…
Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!
This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world
My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us
May 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us
Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!
May 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!
If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic
youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...
youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...
COMEDIAN DESTROYS FRENCH POLITICS
YouTube video by Sammy Obeid
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May 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic
youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...
youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...
Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health.
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health.
“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements”
-American Idiot
-American Idiot
April 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements”
-American Idiot
-American Idiot
Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador
April 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador
“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?”
My response:
My response:
April 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?”
My response:
My response:
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And injustice everywhere means we really f’d up somewhere
April 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And injustice everywhere means we really f’d up somewhere
Paris! We added a show Monday!
April 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Paris! We added a show Monday!