Sammy Obeid
@sammyobeid.bsky.social
Math-comic, former teacher. Tucson 1/7, Tempe 1/8, LA 1/10, San Diego 1/11, Bellflower 1/12, Burbank 1/13, Irvine 1/14, Santa Barbara 1/15, Sacramento 1/24, Vancouver 2/10, Tacoma 2/11, Seattle 2/12-13 and more! 🔗www.sammyko.com
The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship
Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)
Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.”
And this photo will forever be known as:
Mam-Donnie
Mam-Donnie
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And this photo will forever be known as:
Mam-Donnie
Mam-Donnie
Figured out who Bubba is. It will blow your…
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Figured out who Bubba is. It will blow your…
Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.
Not the jobs report we were expecting
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
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November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not the jobs report we were expecting
Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in!
youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...
youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...
PROOF THAT EPSTEIN WAS MOSSAD | STAND UP COMEDY
YouTube video by Sammy Obeid
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November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in!
youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...
youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...
Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam
July 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam
The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
July 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values
War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?
June 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?
Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files
A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(
No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there
We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.
June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.
The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta
Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…
Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
Trump reading the Epstein files is.
Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!
This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world
My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us
May 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us