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Sammy Obeid
@sammyobeid.bsky.social
Math-comic, former teacher. Toronto 11/15, Montreal 11/16, Ottawa 11/17, Austin 11/26, Houston 11/28-29, Dallas 11/30 & 12/1, Tulsa 12/2, Kansas City 12/3, Omaha 12/4, Minneapolis 12/5, New Orleans 12/6, Birmingham, AL 12/7 and more! 🔗www.sammyko.com
Deport them.
July 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster
July 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Done until then
May 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us
May 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!
May 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador
April 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?”
My response:
April 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Paris! We added a show Monday!
April 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
And come see me on tour!
March 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
March 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
March 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I was accused of antisemitism in my performance at a high school where I simply made two jokes about the g-cide in Gaza. Let’s unpack (a thread)
March 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You’re gonna have to teleport the rest of us
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM