Sam
@sama1988.bsky.social
An ass that won’t quit, and a mouth that won’t shut https://Instagram.com/samabdulla/
Not sure what we are laughing at, probably something super funny I said.
February 1, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Not sure what we are laughing at, probably something super funny I said.
She works hard for the money.
January 29, 2026 at 7:51 AM
She works hard for the money.
Love on the brain is one of Rihanna’s absolute best.
Will we ever see new music (that’s not smurfs related).
Will we ever see new music (that’s not smurfs related).
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Love on the brain is one of Rihanna’s absolute best.
Will we ever see new music (that’s not smurfs related).
Will we ever see new music (that’s not smurfs related).
Big butch sport, sassy little hip pop.
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Big butch sport, sassy little hip pop.
Doing what I do best, hooking.
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Doing what I do best, hooking.
Somethings wild happened yesterday, I went out saying I was only having a couple of pints… and I only had a couple of pints!
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Somethings wild happened yesterday, I went out saying I was only having a couple of pints… and I only had a couple of pints!
Gonna be, gonna be Golden
January 14, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Gonna be, gonna be Golden
Slightly diminish a game.
Fridge Raider
Fridge Raider
Slightly diminish a game.
The Elder Pamphlets
The Elder Pamphlets
Slightly diminish a game
Assassin's Guildlines
Assassin's Guildlines
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
Fridge Raider
Fridge Raider
Using my lunch break to gym, I am fitness.
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Using my lunch break to gym, I am fitness.
I was supposed to do a spin this afternoon, instead I had a nap, 6 cookies and a bath.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I was supposed to do a spin this afternoon, instead I had a nap, 6 cookies and a bath.
Christ I wish I’d packed a hat
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Christ I wish I’d packed a hat
There are lots of lovely things about living in Scotland, but the 2nd being another bank holiday is definitely one of the best.
January 2, 2026 at 10:30 AM
There are lots of lovely things about living in Scotland, but the 2nd being another bank holiday is definitely one of the best.
Reposted by Sam
Sam this Jan is looking great, great pic 😊
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Sam this Jan is looking great, great pic 😊
My reflection on Stranger Things Season 5
Sadie Sink is a fucking star.
Sadie Sink is a fucking star.
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
My reflection on Stranger Things Season 5
Sadie Sink is a fucking star.
Sadie Sink is a fucking star.
Just did the dishes because it felt weird going into a new year with them unclean.
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just did the dishes because it felt weird going into a new year with them unclean.
I’ve never been a “next year will be my year” girlie. However, 2025 has been a steaming pile of dog shit and I’ll quite happily leave it in the dust.
All 2026 has to do is be less shit.
All 2026 has to do is be less shit.
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’ve never been a “next year will be my year” girlie. However, 2025 has been a steaming pile of dog shit and I’ll quite happily leave it in the dust.
All 2026 has to do is be less shit.
All 2026 has to do is be less shit.
Just watched Bride Hard, I’d suggest you didn’t.
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just watched Bride Hard, I’d suggest you didn’t.
I once held the door for Stephen Merchant coming out of the loo.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I once held the door for Stephen Merchant coming out of the loo.
Gonna get the cheese out.
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gonna get the cheese out.
Because I’m a veggie, my mam made me a “beef” wellington with veggie sausage filling.
Her decoration is a choice.
Her decoration is a choice.
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Because I’m a veggie, my mam made me a “beef” wellington with veggie sausage filling.
Her decoration is a choice.
Her decoration is a choice.