Drew
@drwsplnd.com
Southend-on-Sea, UK
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
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Probably going to find it quite difficult to do anything that requires the use of my arse tomorrow. Like sitting, or standing for example. I have been RUINED.
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Probably going to find it quite difficult to do anything that requires the use of my arse tomorrow. Like sitting, or standing for example. I have been RUINED.
I've shoved a load of my gym gear on Vinted to buy. I've heard some of you are into that.
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
drwsplnd
One community, thousands of brands, and a whole lot of second-hand style. Ready to get started? Here’s how it works.
www.vinted.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I've shoved a load of my gym gear on Vinted to buy. I've heard some of you are into that.
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
Watched Bad Bunny's football show while eating lunch and wept. It was joyous. I'm such a sap.
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Watched Bad Bunny's football show while eating lunch and wept. It was joyous. I'm such a sap.
Cameron was the last UK PM to serve a full parliament, right? Blair the last to serve two consecutive? This is insane.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Cameron was the last UK PM to serve a full parliament, right? Blair the last to serve two consecutive? This is insane.
Does anybody want to buy my running shoes? I hear a few of you are into that kind of thing.
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
drwsplnd
One community, thousands of brands, and a whole lot of second-hand style. Ready to get started? Here’s how it works.
www.vinted.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Does anybody want to buy my running shoes? I hear a few of you are into that kind of thing.
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
www.vinted.co.uk/member/18009...
Fucked the gym off and went for a cute coffee date with @vazduho.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Fucked the gym off and went for a cute coffee date with @vazduho.bsky.social
If "English" characters in American films should be believed I feel I, as a resident of England for nearly 43 years, should have met more (any!) people called Rupert by now.
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
If "English" characters in American films should be believed I feel I, as a resident of England for nearly 43 years, should have met more (any!) people called Rupert by now.
Podcast with Dominic Cummings and this twat when?
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Podcast with Dominic Cummings and this twat when?
The elf twink has to find that sodding princess AGAIN.
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The elf twink has to find that sodding princess AGAIN.
Already thinking about another week of dealing with boomers that have no empathy and Gen Zedders that have no social skills.
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Already thinking about another week of dealing with boomers that have no empathy and Gen Zedders that have no social skills.
The benefit of knowing the woman that runs the bookshop is that I got both of these gay hockey show books for half price.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The benefit of knowing the woman that runs the bookshop is that I got both of these gay hockey show books for half price.
Aaaaaand they've stopped selling it.
HOLD THE PHONE, this vegan protein powder from Lidl is not horrible! Repeat: not horrible!!!1
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Aaaaaand they've stopped selling it.
I name this tryptic 'Faded Seaside Glamour'.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I name this tryptic 'Faded Seaside Glamour'.
There's a bonus @vazduho.bsky.social in this photo.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
There's a bonus @vazduho.bsky.social in this photo.
Doing barbell back squats for the first time in 3 years. Pray 4 Drew.
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Doing barbell back squats for the first time in 3 years. Pray 4 Drew.
I've not walked past in a while. I wonder if this pub still has the signage.
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I've not walked past in a while. I wonder if this pub still has the signage.
Ooh, mine's quite low. As a 1-year-old I met Princess Diana, who was sister-in-law to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who is a massive nonce.
Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Ooh, mine's quite low. As a 1-year-old I met Princess Diana, who was sister-in-law to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who is a massive nonce.
We're watching (British) Traitors S1 and it is a MESS. It's like TOWIE but in a big Scottish house. Why is everyone crying and shouting all the time?
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
We're watching (British) Traitors S1 and it is a MESS. It's like TOWIE but in a big Scottish house. Why is everyone crying and shouting all the time?
Well if I didn't laugh, I'd cry.
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Well if I didn't laugh, I'd cry.
This slimeball is going to be Prime Minister in a couple of months, isn't he?
I know we're supposed to dunk on Kier Starmer but I think Wes Streeting is worse. Sniveling, quisling careerist. Frequently speaks above his station. Clearly eyeing up one of the top fours.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
This slimeball is going to be Prime Minister in a couple of months, isn't he?
Somebody is cybersquatting on my domain. Every 6ish months I put in an opening offer of $100, and he comes back with a wildly inflated counteroffer. A couple of years ago it was $10,000. It's come down to $3,500 since then. I'll keep trying until one day he caves and offers it at a reasonable price.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Somebody is cybersquatting on my domain. Every 6ish months I put in an opening offer of $100, and he comes back with a wildly inflated counteroffer. A couple of years ago it was $10,000. It's come down to $3,500 since then. I'll keep trying until one day he caves and offers it at a reasonable price.
Knees by my ears, where they should be on a leg press.
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Knees by my ears, where they should be on a leg press.
Good morning! Anybody of note dead yet?
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Good morning! Anybody of note dead yet?
@dacy.bsky.social @lewtheycollide.bsky.social Did you guys plan this?
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
@dacy.bsky.social @lewtheycollide.bsky.social Did you guys plan this?