Michael
@saltyredmage.bsky.social
🌈 Gay 🎮 Gamer 🗡🎃 Horror slut. NSFW at times. I fix computers for a living and do nerd or nature shit to fill the free time.
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Michael
@saltyredmage.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Also I originally was going to go with this but went for accuracy versus VPL.
Okay idk why but my bathroom lighting loved me tonight
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Okay idk why but my bathroom lighting loved me tonight
I miss working out so much. The second I finish grad school I'm becoming the dumbest gym rat ever.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I miss working out so much. The second I finish grad school I'm becoming the dumbest gym rat ever.
It's been a little while
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's been a little while
The Frankenstein discourse is so funny yet bleak. What do you MEAN you're bothered he didn't say IT'S ALIIIIIIVE???
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The Frankenstein discourse is so funny yet bleak. What do you MEAN you're bothered he didn't say IT'S ALIIIIIIVE???
So help me if these morons fucking do this stupid shit. Primary them straight to fucking hell.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So help me if these morons fucking do this stupid shit. Primary them straight to fucking hell.
Halfway through the new Frankenstein and jfc Jacob Elordi did a great job with the physicality of the role. I kinda wish they went the homonculi route instead of stitched together corpses, but I'm enjoying it overall.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Halfway through the new Frankenstein and jfc Jacob Elordi did a great job with the physicality of the role. I kinda wish they went the homonculi route instead of stitched together corpses, but I'm enjoying it overall.
Got high and remembered the nightmare I had earlier in the week where I woke up in the middle of fighting someone. 😩😩
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Got high and remembered the nightmare I had earlier in the week where I woke up in the middle of fighting someone. 😩😩
I'm avoiding studying 😮💨
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm avoiding studying 😮💨
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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California’s Proposition 50 will pass. (CNN)
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
California’s Proposition 50 will pass. (CNN)
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Fuck my life, I've gone my entire adulthood without jury summons and have gotten 3 in the last two years.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck my life, I've gone my entire adulthood without jury summons and have gotten 3 in the last two years.
Feeling sick so it's pho and The Boy and the Heron for me tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Feeling sick so it's pho and The Boy and the Heron for me tonight.
Jfc I am on fucking fumes today
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jfc I am on fucking fumes today
31 Days of Spooky Movies #31: Halloween Ends!
Divisive af, but I really enjoyed the story it was trying to tell. There's a little too much pressure on the audience to fill in why Laurie was able to change so much in four years, Michael's evil radiating out and infecting others, but it tried.
Divisive af, but I really enjoyed the story it was trying to tell. There's a little too much pressure on the audience to fill in why Laurie was able to change so much in four years, Michael's evil radiating out and infecting others, but it tried.
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
31 Days of Spooky Movies #31: Halloween Ends!
Divisive af, but I really enjoyed the story it was trying to tell. There's a little too much pressure on the audience to fill in why Laurie was able to change so much in four years, Michael's evil radiating out and infecting others, but it tried.
Divisive af, but I really enjoyed the story it was trying to tell. There's a little too much pressure on the audience to fill in why Laurie was able to change so much in four years, Michael's evil radiating out and infecting others, but it tried.
31 Days of Spooky Movies #30 Halloween 2018!
Still mad that they didn't name it Halloween Returns, but overall I love this entry in the series. Love that it works as a double feature with the OG but I enjoy the overall mythos it rebooted. The whole final act is fantastic and I can rewatch anytime.
Still mad that they didn't name it Halloween Returns, but overall I love this entry in the series. Love that it works as a double feature with the OG but I enjoy the overall mythos it rebooted. The whole final act is fantastic and I can rewatch anytime.
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
31 Days of Spooky Movies #30 Halloween 2018!
Still mad that they didn't name it Halloween Returns, but overall I love this entry in the series. Love that it works as a double feature with the OG but I enjoy the overall mythos it rebooted. The whole final act is fantastic and I can rewatch anytime.
Still mad that they didn't name it Halloween Returns, but overall I love this entry in the series. Love that it works as a double feature with the OG but I enjoy the overall mythos it rebooted. The whole final act is fantastic and I can rewatch anytime.
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Demi Lovato dresses up as Poot for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Demi Lovato dresses up as Poot for Halloween.
31 Days of Spooky Movies #29: The Silence of the Lambs!
Honestly legendary movie that I always love rewatching. Technically more of a thriller than a horror movie, but the atmosphere and characters are 10/10 so I'm including it. Plus, Clarissa is THE blueprint for so many fictional women in horror.
Honestly legendary movie that I always love rewatching. Technically more of a thriller than a horror movie, but the atmosphere and characters are 10/10 so I'm including it. Plus, Clarissa is THE blueprint for so many fictional women in horror.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
31 Days of Spooky Movies #29: The Silence of the Lambs!
Honestly legendary movie that I always love rewatching. Technically more of a thriller than a horror movie, but the atmosphere and characters are 10/10 so I'm including it. Plus, Clarissa is THE blueprint for so many fictional women in horror.
Honestly legendary movie that I always love rewatching. Technically more of a thriller than a horror movie, but the atmosphere and characters are 10/10 so I'm including it. Plus, Clarissa is THE blueprint for so many fictional women in horror.
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BREAKING! IMPORTANT! VITAL NEWS! zohran mamdani once called his kindergarten teacher “mom” but, through extensive investigation, we have discovered she was not his mom at all. she was just some lady. more at 11.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
BREAKING! IMPORTANT! VITAL NEWS! zohran mamdani once called his kindergarten teacher “mom” but, through extensive investigation, we have discovered she was not his mom at all. she was just some lady. more at 11.
31 Days of Spooky Movies #28: Halloween!
My fav horror movie of all time as it solidified my love of horror and the slasher genre. I'll probably watch it ON Halloween (as tradition) but I've been wanting to watch it so I decided to finally skip ahead. 😂
My fav horror movie of all time as it solidified my love of horror and the slasher genre. I'll probably watch it ON Halloween (as tradition) but I've been wanting to watch it so I decided to finally skip ahead. 😂
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
31 Days of Spooky Movies #28: Halloween!
My fav horror movie of all time as it solidified my love of horror and the slasher genre. I'll probably watch it ON Halloween (as tradition) but I've been wanting to watch it so I decided to finally skip ahead. 😂
My fav horror movie of all time as it solidified my love of horror and the slasher genre. I'll probably watch it ON Halloween (as tradition) but I've been wanting to watch it so I decided to finally skip ahead. 😂
Ugh I have to find time to work on my mask for Friday but homework is just fucking NUTS for week 2 fmof a course.
October 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ugh I have to find time to work on my mask for Friday but homework is just fucking NUTS for week 2 fmof a course.
Omg I am being tortured by societal convention. I just wanna sleep but people are still HERE. (They're nice and I like them but I'm just omg I am regularly up at 5am,if I'm not at the club, I don't wanna be up this late.)
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Omg I am being tortured by societal convention. I just wanna sleep but people are still HERE. (They're nice and I like them but I'm just omg I am regularly up at 5am,if I'm not at the club, I don't wanna be up this late.)