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my dream is to hire all the artists i like to work on a game and they all get to do their own thing and it all works out and we make a billion trillion dollars
if this were true being a lifeguard would be way way way harder
This is fundamentally an anti human view
July 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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This is fundamentally an anti human view
July 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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lmao why did he write this like "not fair!!!!"
July 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
she grippin all on my balls i gotta move type shit
June 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
they should invent a gaming chair that doesnt start smelling like ogre cum after you sit on it for 5 minutes
May 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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ice is arresting elected officials now.
May 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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This video of Fox News Camryn Kinsey falling over during an interview made me say “holy shit” out loud so I have to bring it over from the X, The Everything App a friend sent
May 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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We talk about how people act stupid to hide their evil, but I think they also act evil to hide their stupid, you know what I mean?

Joe Rogan: Jamie look up that video of that guy sucking his own dick
May 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“xAI tried to train me to appeal to the right” says so much about the current moment we live in
May 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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who watches the watchmen? stupid question. an internal watchmen watching team
May 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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When a very polite and proper person swears, it always feels far more powerful than when a foulmouthed person swears.

This post is the poltical equivalent of a very polite person issuing a rare but very heartfelt swearword.
April 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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one of the tasks of the American left is to explain to retail and service workers that this is the future that America has planned for them
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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uh oh what’s the fifth panel gonna be
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
how can you be rich and have impostor syndrome i think thats just your conscience
April 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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ken just sent me this please enjoy
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Live your life so that when you visit the Pope and he dies the next day everyone’s first thought isn’t “bet he killed him”
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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If you won't argue for the unconditional human rights of the worst person imaginable, then you don't actually believe in the concept.
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Donald J. Trump has been named the new pope. He has chosen the name Spider-Man Robocop Jesus
April 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM