Salome
salomewagaine.bsky.social
Salome
@salomewagaine.bsky.social
"Britain colonised the entire world but still didn't get any spices 🤣🤣🤣" the way I HATE this take. What is brown sauce, if not tamarind for breakfast persisting??
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I see your 'booking international travel on your phone' and raise you 'doing your self-assessment on your phone' (I did no freelance work last year, so it's quite a boring submission to be fair)
January 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just Cried like CRIED listening to the different things people would do with their money on The Traitors.

Partly because of the vulnerability of it, and partly because what a society we have where IVF is lottery proceeds type luxury. Bless Alexander too.
January 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I don’t think Freddie is dense, per say. I think he’s a good-natured, beautiful young man, and as is often the way with good-natured beautiful young men, everyone he meets is nice to him and as a result he has a charming (but doomed) lack of cynicism.
It seemed staged when he got out of the coffin did it?

In the TV programme?

They weren't really trapped in coffins?

You reckon?

Freddie is denser than a neutron star

#thetraitors
January 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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One detail that really gets me about the Gaiman story (beyond all the obvious awful shit) was that the plan from the jump was for two rich celebrities to exploit a woman on the edge of homelessness for free childcare.
January 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I actually want to burn every single 'Divine feminine' Bella Freud x M&S jumpers
January 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
January is just a reminder of how little people understand neurodiversity. Dan wasn't being treacherous: he just understood it was a game in a deeply literal sense!
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sorry but as if you're going to put viscous shite in my hair on national TV
January 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When did we as a nation decide to pronounce 'clique' as 'click' rather than 'kleak'? I'm too French-pilled for the former. Is it because of TV/the song?

(I know that sounds so old of me but whatever)
January 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Have people on this site stopped talking about how they really relate to being the Clever one on the Traitors? Because they were happy to drop Alexander down from his cage and will probably end up deferring to him...

No, race is a huge aspect of it and also: some of you are know-it-alls, NOT smart
January 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're dressed up as Linda swerving her head when Claudia says "Traitors, —"
January 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
And who counts as a moderate trans person for Sarah Ditum, then? The downside to these sites is I run into a world where this individual gets paid to write this stuff, and reminded it's served to people over their morning egg and soldiers. Profoundly bad for our intellectual & moral collective soul
Just going to leave this from Sarah Ditum in the Times here - "Parasitic paedophiles are lesson in trans debate"
January 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Enjoy the "I'm not committing libel" inserted here by the paper's lawyers...
January 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
They definitely should've recruited Francesca as Traitor. Let Fozia cook for a bit as a Faithful. I like her
January 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Damn. Double homicide (The Traitors)
January 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What was that Ariana outfit and eyebrows choice though. Between her and Taylor, I'm convinced that being an American popstar is to not be able to dress
January 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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The way these two are constantly making up bullshit reasons as to why Kasim would be a traitor is really rubbing me the wrong way... #TheTraitors
January 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I'm on his side. Honestly this series reminds me how softly POC men in particular have to tread to be viewed as not too much (aggressive, calculating, haughty etc) in lots of British social and work contexts.

I want to see a breakdown of how that English teacher grades his students by demographic!
I'm still thinking about it. Incredible television. #TheTraitors #Traitors
January 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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absolutely amazing. #TheTraitors
January 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yin on The Traitors being understood as very smart is fascinating to me but then again. I do love this stuff
January 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Most CSA occurs at the hands of family members and in the familial home. Yet many Tories continue to argue that sex ed in school be scaled back as parents know what's best for their children (despite evidence it keeps children safe). She should be called out for it.
January 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry but 'dark feminine' and also I forgot how much The Traitors serves as propaganda/a follow-on scheme for armed services personnel
January 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think Jimmy Carter had a cute little nose
December 29, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Carter installing solar panels on the whitehouse roof in 1979. One of the first things Reagan did when he came into office was remove them. Because he was the devil
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Is this platform ready for me to do live commentary on The Traitors from next week? Because that stuff is not appropriate for an instagram story
December 26, 2024 at 12:23 PM