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POV: vc é um pinto inchadaço de ácido hialurônico
are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Pessoal fala muito da dead internet theory mas eu acredito mesmo é na fubanga internet theory
pov eu quando não tenho personalidade
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Pikachu — Pokémon
Art by CHAPPIKA38
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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É preciso engajar nisso aqui, o Congresso já passando sua boiada!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Engraçado que a lei da oferta e da procura é um dado da natureza, exceto quando se trata de mão de obra.
"mão de obra está rara"

experimenta pagar um salário de verdade pra você ver
February 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Always expect a second, third or fourth form of a final boss
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Danificado: com marcas de uso

Defeito: telefone monhado

Obs: monhou
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Queen's Domain is a great King's Field-like. A mysterious island to explore, awesome combat, and great vibes. And that's just the demo. But you don't have to take my word for it, you can take their word for it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Every once in a while one of you goobers finds me in FF14.

I, of course, always make a good first impression; showcasing my gaming prowess.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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🕯️pop 🕯️
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January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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tô ruim com o quanto que isso parece o poster de um filme chamado Explodindo Por Dentro (2026), estrelando jair bolsonaro. em março nos cinemas
DEFESA CIVIL:
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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DEFESA CIVIL:
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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In Mario & Luigi: Brothership, Starlow bizarrely claims herself to be "an eight-headed beauty". This is actually a mistranslation. She actually refers to eight-head body proportions, used traditionally for fashion illustrations, instead of literally claiming to have 8 heads.
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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toda calcinha é comestível se você for depravado o suficiente
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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In Super Mario World, Mario can use lava to create life from nothing. Throwing an empty Koopa shell upward on the frame it would sink into lava will make it turn into a living Koopa. It can then be extracted from the shell and the process repeated indefinitely for infinite life.
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Elevadores são só telas de loading do mundo real

Imagina acreditar que vc entra numa caixa no primeiro andar de um prédio e sai no sétimo, acorda pra vida bicho, é só o mundo renderizando o sétimo andar pra vc
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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The existence of a Bottom Friendly diet implies a Top Aggressive hunger strike
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM