Saga Alastriona
@sagaalastriona.bsky.social
Double Scorpio with moon in Aries. INFJ. 6 wing 5. MFA in Poetry. Disabled feminist. Hypermobile zebra. Non-binary. Queer. Author of Reliquary of the Rabbit-Hearted.
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Hey! So. I wrote a book. It would be awesome if y'all checked it out and left a review if you're feeling it.
🥺👉👈
Link to Amazon: a.co/d/aLNVlYz
#books #booksky #poetry #witchcraft #psychology #neurodivergent #trauma #generationalcurses #author #kdp
🥺👉👈
Link to Amazon: a.co/d/aLNVlYz
#books #booksky #poetry #witchcraft #psychology #neurodivergent #trauma #generationalcurses #author #kdp
I was just reminded of the time when I had a man mansplain my own (now dead) name to me.
My nickname was Allie. I introduced myself as such.
Him: Nice to meet you, Alison.
Me, thinking he's joking: Haha! Nope, just Allie.
Him: No. Your real name is Alison.
(Thread; 1/2)
#mansplain #wtf #audacity
My nickname was Allie. I introduced myself as such.
Him: Nice to meet you, Alison.
Me, thinking he's joking: Haha! Nope, just Allie.
Him: No. Your real name is Alison.
(Thread; 1/2)
#mansplain #wtf #audacity
January 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I was just reminded of the time when I had a man mansplain my own (now dead) name to me.
My nickname was Allie. I introduced myself as such.
Him: Nice to meet you, Alison.
Me, thinking he's joking: Haha! Nope, just Allie.
Him: No. Your real name is Alison.
(Thread; 1/2)
#mansplain #wtf #audacity
My nickname was Allie. I introduced myself as such.
Him: Nice to meet you, Alison.
Me, thinking he's joking: Haha! Nope, just Allie.
Him: No. Your real name is Alison.
(Thread; 1/2)
#mansplain #wtf #audacity
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So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
January 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
Hey. So. I promise I didn't die. I just *almost* died. After having the kidney infection and sepsis in November, I ended up going back to the ER on 12/22 with what I thought was a sepsis backslide. Turns out, I still had the infection... and had caught strep and covid at the same time. 🙃😷🤕🤒
#health
#health
elmo from sesame street is saying i 'm alive i guess
ALT: elmo from sesame street is saying i 'm alive i guess
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January 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hey. So. I promise I didn't die. I just *almost* died. After having the kidney infection and sepsis in November, I ended up going back to the ER on 12/22 with what I thought was a sepsis backslide. Turns out, I still had the infection... and had caught strep and covid at the same time. 🙃😷🤕🤒
#health
#health
Hey! So. I wrote a book. It would be awesome if y'all checked it out and left a review if you're feeling it.
🥺👉👈
Link to Amazon: a.co/d/aLNVlYz
#books #booksky #poetry #witchcraft #psychology #neurodivergent #trauma #generationalcurses #author #kdp
🥺👉👈
Link to Amazon: a.co/d/aLNVlYz
#books #booksky #poetry #witchcraft #psychology #neurodivergent #trauma #generationalcurses #author #kdp
December 3, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Hey! So. I wrote a book. It would be awesome if y'all checked it out and left a review if you're feeling it.
🥺👉👈
Link to Amazon: a.co/d/aLNVlYz
#books #booksky #poetry #witchcraft #psychology #neurodivergent #trauma #generationalcurses #author #kdp
🥺👉👈
Link to Amazon: a.co/d/aLNVlYz
#books #booksky #poetry #witchcraft #psychology #neurodivergent #trauma #generationalcurses #author #kdp
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Anything which prevents the hoarding of wealth will be treated as dangerous by the wealthy, and by the boot-lickers who have bought into the delusion that it is their boots which are being licked.
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Anything which prevents the hoarding of wealth will be treated as dangerous by the wealthy, and by the boot-lickers who have bought into the delusion that it is their boots which are being licked.
Turns out I have/had a blood infection on top of the kidney infection. 🙃
#health #chronicillness #autoimmune #sepsis
#health #chronicillness #autoimmune #sepsis
a man in a blue plaid shirt is standing in front of a purple curtain and talking into a microphone
ALT: a man in a blue plaid shirt is standing in front of a purple curtain and talking into a microphone
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December 3, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Turns out I have/had a blood infection on top of the kidney infection. 🙃
#health #chronicillness #autoimmune #sepsis
#health #chronicillness #autoimmune #sepsis
Had a great dinner. ☺️ I love getting to pull out the family recipes.
#Thanksgiving #turkey #mashedpotatoes #familyrecipes
#Thanksgiving #turkey #mashedpotatoes #familyrecipes
November 29, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Had a great dinner. ☺️ I love getting to pull out the family recipes.
#Thanksgiving #turkey #mashedpotatoes #familyrecipes
#Thanksgiving #turkey #mashedpotatoes #familyrecipes
O to be as comfortable as a fluffy, spoiled cat on a cutting board, cradled amongst three bags of marshmallows. 🙃
#cat #blackcat #goofball #marshmallows #rooneytunes
#cat #blackcat #goofball #marshmallows #rooneytunes
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
O to be as comfortable as a fluffy, spoiled cat on a cutting board, cradled amongst three bags of marshmallows. 🙃
#cat #blackcat #goofball #marshmallows #rooneytunes
#cat #blackcat #goofball #marshmallows #rooneytunes
"You can't just ask people why their buttholes are big."
- @skylertatom.bsky.social, circa 2024
#cats #fancybutthole #mandumps
- @skylertatom.bsky.social, circa 2024
#cats #fancybutthole #mandumps
November 23, 2024 at 6:30 AM
"You can't just ask people why their buttholes are big."
- @skylertatom.bsky.social, circa 2024
#cats #fancybutthole #mandumps
- @skylertatom.bsky.social, circa 2024
#cats #fancybutthole #mandumps
Y'all, kidney infections suck. Passed a kidney stone about 36 hours ago and ended up in the ER 24 hours later. 0/10, would not recommend.
a penguin has an ice pack on its head and a thermometer in its mouth
Alt: a penguin has an ice pack on its head and a thermometer in its mouth
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November 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Y'all, kidney infections suck. Passed a kidney stone about 36 hours ago and ended up in the ER 24 hours later. 0/10, would not recommend.
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How many of these do we have?
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
How many of these do we have?
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Sad trombone sounds.
People who voted for Trump because they want lower prices are in for sticker shock.
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Sad trombone sounds.
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Thou shalt stand up for trans people with everything we have.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Thou shalt stand up for trans people with everything we have.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
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Talk about self-owns! This is rather amazing news on the abortion rights front.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Talk about self-owns! This is rather amazing news on the abortion rights front.
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November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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If you enjoyed a novel, contact the author and let them know!
Writing can be a difficult, anxious, uncertain, and often insecure profession. Yet a huge amount of joy comes from connecting with readers.
So don't be afraid to write to a beloved author – it could very genuinely brighten their day.
Writing can be a difficult, anxious, uncertain, and often insecure profession. Yet a huge amount of joy comes from connecting with readers.
So don't be afraid to write to a beloved author – it could very genuinely brighten their day.
November 19, 2024 at 11:15 AM
If you enjoyed a novel, contact the author and let them know!
Writing can be a difficult, anxious, uncertain, and often insecure profession. Yet a huge amount of joy comes from connecting with readers.
So don't be afraid to write to a beloved author – it could very genuinely brighten their day.
Writing can be a difficult, anxious, uncertain, and often insecure profession. Yet a huge amount of joy comes from connecting with readers.
So don't be afraid to write to a beloved author – it could very genuinely brighten their day.
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It’s 10:30pm on a Monday, and I’m eating ice cream & reading the Malleus Maleficarum (1486) in bed, b/c of course
Anyway, did you know that witches can “truly and actually” remove dicks and not just make them seem to disappear?
“Your body my—“
Poof! No dick. Medieval answers to medieval problems
Anyway, did you know that witches can “truly and actually” remove dicks and not just make them seem to disappear?
“Your body my—“
Poof! No dick. Medieval answers to medieval problems
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 AM
It’s 10:30pm on a Monday, and I’m eating ice cream & reading the Malleus Maleficarum (1486) in bed, b/c of course
Anyway, did you know that witches can “truly and actually” remove dicks and not just make them seem to disappear?
“Your body my—“
Poof! No dick. Medieval answers to medieval problems
Anyway, did you know that witches can “truly and actually” remove dicks and not just make them seem to disappear?
“Your body my—“
Poof! No dick. Medieval answers to medieval problems
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i love DC. 😂
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
i love DC. 😂
I'm shit at these sorts of platforms, so here's a picture of my cat, Rune, once he learned that he could jump up onto the 9' ledge of the living room wall.
November 19, 2024 at 1:19 PM
I'm shit at these sorts of platforms, so here's a picture of my cat, Rune, once he learned that he could jump up onto the 9' ledge of the living room wall.