she’s a sad tomato
@sadtomatoff.bsky.social
My name is Sally Rhubarb, I am a blonde girl from a large farm
Do any of you play DND? How many sessions do you give a new group before bailing if it’s just. Not fun?
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Do any of you play DND? How many sessions do you give a new group before bailing if it’s just. Not fun?
Alex Horne on the Dish podcast: “I like recipes. I like being told what to do.” Cc @toft.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Alex Horne on the Dish podcast: “I like recipes. I like being told what to do.” Cc @toft.bsky.social
Okay I think I have my settings set to automatically make my posts unquotable, only visible to users I mention, users I follow, or users who follow me. That’s feeling pretty private. Nice that you can turn it on or off for individual posts.
May 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Okay I think I have my settings set to automatically make my posts unquotable, only visible to users I mention, users I follow, or users who follow me. That’s feeling pretty private. Nice that you can turn it on or off for individual posts.
British friends it is that time of year when I humbly approach and ask if any of the new taskmaster contestants are problematic. Before I fall in love with them.
April 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
British friends it is that time of year when I humbly approach and ask if any of the new taskmaster contestants are problematic. Before I fall in love with them.
Wait is this private now? I limited the interactions.
April 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wait is this private now? I limited the interactions.
Hello I have returned to the internet to scream about the misfortunes of Maddie Han and the very gay longing glance Buck gives at the end of episode 10. Where are my people
March 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hello I have returned to the internet to scream about the misfortunes of Maddie Han and the very gay longing glance Buck gives at the end of episode 10. Where are my people
I was CERTAIN doctor odyssey was a fever dream and not a real show? And yet I just saw an ad for a new episode. A new two hour shark EVENT.
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I was CERTAIN doctor odyssey was a fever dream and not a real show? And yet I just saw an ad for a new episode. A new two hour shark EVENT.
One thing you should know about me is if a Kelly Clarkson medley or cover is suggested on YouTube, I *will* play it. I could be searching “how to put out a fire” and it would suggest her American music awards medley from 2019 and I would be locked in. Then of course I have to watch the other one.
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
One thing you should know about me is if a Kelly Clarkson medley or cover is suggested on YouTube, I *will* play it. I could be searching “how to put out a fire” and it would suggest her American music awards medley from 2019 and I would be locked in. Then of course I have to watch the other one.
Is substack like onlyfans for nerdy content instead of porn? Do you have any substack recommendations?
January 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is substack like onlyfans for nerdy content instead of porn? Do you have any substack recommendations?
@toft.bsky.social there you are bud! I’ve been thinking about you and couldn’t find you on here and almost had a full panic attack about it. 😂 when I searched your name it didn’t bring you up! Hope you’re doing well and had some time off for the holidays. 💜
January 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@toft.bsky.social there you are bud! I’ve been thinking about you and couldn’t find you on here and almost had a full panic attack about it. 😂 when I searched your name it didn’t bring you up! Hope you’re doing well and had some time off for the holidays. 💜
Look I’m not quite ready to delete twitter but I moved the app to the second page and put the bluesky app where it used to live. So I will no longer access it out of muscle memory.
November 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Look I’m not quite ready to delete twitter but I moved the app to the second page and put the bluesky app where it used to live. So I will no longer access it out of muscle memory.
No matter the platform, @ves.bsky.social always has the best retweets. Really is that how @‘s look here?
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
No matter the platform, @ves.bsky.social always has the best retweets. Really is that how @‘s look here?
I have the catchy song about Rosalind in my head and I can’t make it stop. #taskmaster
November 13, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I have the catchy song about Rosalind in my head and I can’t make it stop. #taskmaster
I have just learned about the FA cup and WHY do we not do this for sports in America? I want the Dayton Dragons playing the Yankees. I want my niece’s travel soccer team vs Angel City. Let’s go. #sports
October 11, 2023 at 9:26 PM
I have just learned about the FA cup and WHY do we not do this for sports in America? I want the Dayton Dragons playing the Yankees. I want my niece’s travel soccer team vs Angel City. Let’s go. #sports
Look I try not to judge people’s parenting in public. Are you screaming at your child? Maybe they deserve it. But I’d like to tell you about the awful dad at the table next to me at bob evans.
October 1, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Look I try not to judge people’s parenting in public. Are you screaming at your child? Maybe they deserve it. But I’d like to tell you about the awful dad at the table next to me at bob evans.
Hello twitter I am at the dealership picking up my brand new car! AMA
September 28, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Hello twitter I am at the dealership picking up my brand new car! AMA
I watched this documentary on Netflix called Cave of Bones and I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s about evidence of a new hominid species discovered in Africa within the last ten years or so and makes you question what it means to be human.
September 1, 2023 at 3:51 PM
I watched this documentary on Netflix called Cave of Bones and I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s about evidence of a new hominid species discovered in Africa within the last ten years or so and makes you question what it means to be human.
Hello not-twitter. What’s going on over here? How’s the algorithm? If I talk about how much I like What We Do in the Shadows, will it attract Guillermo content?
August 10, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Hello not-twitter. What’s going on over here? How’s the algorithm? If I talk about how much I like What We Do in the Shadows, will it attract Guillermo content?
I’m unlocked and loving it.
August 8, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I’m unlocked and loving it.
Hello! Is this better than Twitter? Let’s find out. No built in gif button… how do I, a millennial, express myself?
August 8, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Hello! Is this better than Twitter? Let’s find out. No built in gif button… how do I, a millennial, express myself?