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she’s a sad tomato
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My name is Sally Rhubarb, I am a blonde girl from a large farm
Still deserving of a new toaster in my eyes.
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Congrats let me know where they’re registered
August 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh that’s right! I’m sure there are plenty of those too. That must be so exciting watching him put it all together!
July 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That’s so cool! He is gonna go nuts when he finds out how many Star Wars books there are.
July 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You are a great mum, hw is a brave and smart guy, and I love this for you.
July 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’d contribute all my riches. Also Cave Jewel is a great name for a band.
May 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
While defending civil rights: glaadultery?
May 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Mel is the best one! But also: they are all my special babes.
April 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is amazing
April 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thank you for this annual cultural exchange. This year I am delighted to report the American guy is not a douchebag, to my knowledge.
April 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Right click, mark as unread, back away slowly… 😂 been there.
April 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You follow me and I checked either people I follow or people that follow me. That would be a nice optiln
April 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That was a delightful read. Also. BRIAN KRAKOW!?
April 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s only really good if the baby hasn’t had sweets and it’s their first time. Their little faces as the sugar center of the brain lights up is cute. But also: messy 😂
April 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy birthday little one! Are you going to present her with a cake to smush into her face or is that just an American thing
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I would simply not attend 😂😂
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wow that’s embarrassing, I hope you weren’t in public
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
He is so cool
March 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM