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Cohost Sacrilegious Discourse podcast with Husband. I like stickers, sharpies, books, unicorns, and equality for all.
LGBTQIA+ safe space. She/Her.
LGBTQIA+ safe space. She/Her.
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I think about this poem 50 times a day I swear
December 18, 2023 at 11:38 PM
I think about this poem 50 times a day I swear
7am in Dayton, Ohio... I meant to post these this morning because I thought they were so pretty.
December 20, 2023 at 10:37 PM
7am in Dayton, Ohio... I meant to post these this morning because I thought they were so pretty.
I put on Christmas music while I make cards but the problem is that honestly I'd rather listen to podcasts and also after two cards I don't wanna make any more so only our moms get a card this year #sorrynotsorry #atleastitried
December 20, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I put on Christmas music while I make cards but the problem is that honestly I'd rather listen to podcasts and also after two cards I don't wanna make any more so only our moms get a card this year #sorrynotsorry #atleastitried
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You aren't finished yet. Keep going.
December 2, 2023 at 10:40 PM
You aren't finished yet. Keep going.
Meanwhile, I'm watching old holiday movies, some of them for the first time ever! The suggestion box is open, friends!
December 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Meanwhile, I'm watching old holiday movies, some of them for the first time ever! The suggestion box is open, friends!
We've been doing a thing where I want to throw up but don't, and it's all very exciting.
December 2, 2023 at 6:58 PM
We've been doing a thing where I want to throw up but don't, and it's all very exciting.
Just finished Thanksgiving #2 and we are ready to fall over. Mission was a success.
November 24, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Just finished Thanksgiving #2 and we are ready to fall over. Mission was a success.
Just successfully finished Thanksgiving #1 and are heading out for Thanksgiving #2 and even tho someone rather blatantly insinuated that I'm a fat bitch there were no hands thrown so basically I'm Levar Burton.
November 23, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Just successfully finished Thanksgiving #1 and are heading out for Thanksgiving #2 and even tho someone rather blatantly insinuated that I'm a fat bitch there were no hands thrown so basically I'm Levar Burton.
Kids just told me they hate the song "Dashing Thru the Snow" because they only found out last year that they'd been hearing the lyrics wrong, and I was like, What part of "one whore soap and slay" didn't make you rethink the holidays altogether???
November 23, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Kids just told me they hate the song "Dashing Thru the Snow" because they only found out last year that they'd been hearing the lyrics wrong, and I was like, What part of "one whore soap and slay" didn't make you rethink the holidays altogether???
Listening to Christmas music while we get ready to head over to turkey time with the Olds. Perfection!
November 23, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Listening to Christmas music while we get ready to head over to turkey time with the Olds. Perfection!
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Divine is the word! She came to the thanksgiving parade with a techno christmas song. Like, talk about giving people what they want, right? Couldnt have been more perfect
November 23, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Divine is the word! She came to the thanksgiving parade with a techno christmas song. Like, talk about giving people what they want, right? Couldnt have been more perfect
Santa at the end of the Macy's Day Parade means IT IS NOW CHRISTMAS SEASON and I'm an atheist but I reserve the right to be happy damn it so MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!
November 23, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Santa at the end of the Macy's Day Parade means IT IS NOW CHRISTMAS SEASON and I'm an atheist but I reserve the right to be happy damn it so MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!
The Rockettes were pure magic, as usual. Love seeing them in the Macy's Day Parade every year. Gorgeous and magical!!!
November 23, 2023 at 5:09 PM
The Rockettes were pure magic, as usual. Love seeing them in the Macy's Day Parade every year. Gorgeous and magical!!!
I'm a fan.
pro Palestine protesters disrupted the Macy's day parade, waved Palestinian flags, and glued their hands to the ground to halt the parade entirely
FUCK. YES.
more of that please!
FUCK. YES.
more of that please!
November 23, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I'm a fan.
It was divine, is what.
Did anyone else just see Cher perform a techno Christmas song at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? It was really great.
November 23, 2023 at 5:02 PM
It was divine, is what.
Cher. Cher. Cher.
Macy's Day Parade made the right choice.
Cher forever.
Macy's Day Parade made the right choice.
Cher forever.
November 23, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Cher. Cher. Cher.
Macy's Day Parade made the right choice.
Cher forever.
Macy's Day Parade made the right choice.
Cher forever.
Shot thru the heart
And you're to blame
And you're to blame
Macy's Day Parade attacking me with facts when they say the Dragon Ball and TMNT franchises are 40 years old.
Fuck you Macy
(I know the dept store is Macy's)
Fuck you Macy
(I know the dept store is Macy's)
November 23, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Shot thru the heart
And you're to blame
And you're to blame
One person's nightmare is another's glitter-fueled dream.
November 23, 2023 at 4:34 PM
One person's nightmare is another's glitter-fueled dream.
Absolutely no offense but fuck Elf on the Shelf all the way to Mars and back.
Get out of my Macy's Day Parade and just die.
Get out of my Macy's Day Parade and just die.
November 23, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Absolutely no offense but fuck Elf on the Shelf all the way to Mars and back.
Get out of my Macy's Day Parade and just die.
Get out of my Macy's Day Parade and just die.
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That Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade thing about corn was wild.
November 23, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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Pentatonix!!! All day every day forever and ever amen.
Please be a Macy's Day Parade staple for the rest of my life. Please. Please?
Please be a Macy's Day Parade staple for the rest of my life. Please. Please?
November 23, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Pentatonix!!! All day every day forever and ever amen.
Please be a Macy's Day Parade staple for the rest of my life. Please. Please?
Please be a Macy's Day Parade staple for the rest of my life. Please. Please?
Unpopular opinion: I don't love Beyonce. I mean, I don't hate her or anything. I merely just like her a little. And so her "Thanksgiving message" was kinda lackluster. The Macy's Day Parade just didn't need it.
November 23, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Unpopular opinion: I don't love Beyonce. I mean, I don't hate her or anything. I merely just like her a little. And so her "Thanksgiving message" was kinda lackluster. The Macy's Day Parade just didn't need it.
Oh dang, I wondered why we was kinda droopin' this year.
Leave it to the spectacle of the macys thanksgiving day parade to bring national awareness to the helium shortage crisis
November 23, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Oh dang, I wondered why we was kinda droopin' this year.
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I’m going to wake my wife up and tell her Bell Biv Devoe is performing Poison with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade then use this photo to prove to her I’m not having a stroke:
November 23, 2023 at 3:32 PM
I’m going to wake my wife up and tell her Bell Biv Devoe is performing Poison with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade then use this photo to prove to her I’m not having a stroke:
Holy wow, Al Roker sounded just like Christopher Lloyd!!!
Thank you, Macy's Day Parade, for this Back to the Future song that I did not know I needed.
Thank you, Macy's Day Parade, for this Back to the Future song that I did not know I needed.
November 23, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Holy wow, Al Roker sounded just like Christopher Lloyd!!!
Thank you, Macy's Day Parade, for this Back to the Future song that I did not know I needed.
Thank you, Macy's Day Parade, for this Back to the Future song that I did not know I needed.