S2pidRetroGamer
@s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social
Unqualified Videogamer
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
There are two ways you can get a beautiful person to care about what you say...:
1) Tell them how perfectly-beautiful they are.
2) Dare to mention in what way they are not.
1) Tell them how perfectly-beautiful they are.
2) Dare to mention in what way they are not.
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There are two ways you can get a beautiful person to care about what you say...:
1) Tell them how perfectly-beautiful they are.
2) Dare to mention in what way they are not.
1) Tell them how perfectly-beautiful they are.
2) Dare to mention in what way they are not.
I'm gonna probably have an entire Jewish bloodletting for asking this, but if something being 'halal' requires such a strict process to be done to an animal, what, then, makes the pig an exceptiion by that point?
No...please don't answer that; I'm sure any reply I get would only be out of anger.
No...please don't answer that; I'm sure any reply I get would only be out of anger.
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I'm gonna probably have an entire Jewish bloodletting for asking this, but if something being 'halal' requires such a strict process to be done to an animal, what, then, makes the pig an exceptiion by that point?
No...please don't answer that; I'm sure any reply I get would only be out of anger.
No...please don't answer that; I'm sure any reply I get would only be out of anger.
Suddenly....I want a hot dog.
Ballpark. Proper bun. Ketchup & mustard. Maybe some cheese and sauerkraut...yeah, that sounds really good to me right now!
Ballpark. Proper bun. Ketchup & mustard. Maybe some cheese and sauerkraut...yeah, that sounds really good to me right now!
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Suddenly....I want a hot dog.
Ballpark. Proper bun. Ketchup & mustard. Maybe some cheese and sauerkraut...yeah, that sounds really good to me right now!
Ballpark. Proper bun. Ketchup & mustard. Maybe some cheese and sauerkraut...yeah, that sounds really good to me right now!
Heed my stern warning, Uber Eaters -- Cancelling any order-in-progress will result in a processing-fee north of 20$!!
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Heed my stern warning, Uber Eaters -- Cancelling any order-in-progress will result in a processing-fee north of 20$!!
Gotta be hell buying so many horse birthday-cakes, especially so close after the holidays!
Forget the money that needs to be spent on gifts and wrapping-paper! Aya!!
Forget the money that needs to be spent on gifts and wrapping-paper! Aya!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Gotta be hell buying so many horse birthday-cakes, especially so close after the holidays!
Forget the money that needs to be spent on gifts and wrapping-paper! Aya!!
Forget the money that needs to be spent on gifts and wrapping-paper! Aya!!
Re-discovered this poem I wrote in early-2024 and had forgotten about it.
I think it works eerily-more now.
𝘚𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴,
𝘋i𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘰s 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘴,
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘶𝘣l𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥
𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴.
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥,
𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵;
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺,
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵?
I think it works eerily-more now.
𝘚𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴,
𝘋i𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘰s 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘴,
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘶𝘣l𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥
𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴.
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥,
𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵;
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺,
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵?
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Re-discovered this poem I wrote in early-2024 and had forgotten about it.
I think it works eerily-more now.
𝘚𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴,
𝘋i𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘰s 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘴,
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘶𝘣l𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥
𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴.
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥,
𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵;
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺,
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵?
I think it works eerily-more now.
𝘚𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴,
𝘋i𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘰s 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘴,
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘶𝘣l𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥
𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴.
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥,
𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵;
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺,
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵?
Miss 'ya Lem.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Miss 'ya Lem.
Years ago I made a resolution never to make any more New Year's resolutions.
It has worked out extremely-well for me.
It has worked out extremely-well for me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Years ago I made a resolution never to make any more New Year's resolutions.
It has worked out extremely-well for me.
It has worked out extremely-well for me.
BSky's encoding adds a skip when Kevin says 'Special'.
From 'The Remarkable Riderless Runaway Tricycle'.
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
BSky's encoding adds a skip when Kevin says 'Special'.
From 'The Remarkable Riderless Runaway Tricycle'.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
From 'The Remarkable Riderless Runaway Tricycle'.
I'd suggest people listen to the Pushmo (Pullblox) soundtrack if you can; Some of my favorite tunes can be found in those beautiful symphonic/chiptune compositions!
Wade Rosen (CEO) described his top 2025 game, Pushmo for the 3DS, as a, "Beautiful non-dopamine loop gameplay that is just pure joy. The world needs more games like this."
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'd suggest people listen to the Pushmo (Pullblox) soundtrack if you can; Some of my favorite tunes can be found in those beautiful symphonic/chiptune compositions!
I am not even going to explain how @tobyfox.undertale.com led me down a rabbit-hole which included Little King's Story and, ultimately, a ROM hack of the NES Maniac Mansion.
That explanation would be too verbose for a single BSky post to fit.
That explanation would be too verbose for a single BSky post to fit.
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am not even going to explain how @tobyfox.undertale.com led me down a rabbit-hole which included Little King's Story and, ultimately, a ROM hack of the NES Maniac Mansion.
That explanation would be too verbose for a single BSky post to fit.
That explanation would be too verbose for a single BSky post to fit.
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Has Alton Brown ever been in the same room with Adam Savage?
It's getting difficult for me to tell them apart!
It's getting difficult for me to tell them apart!
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Has Alton Brown ever been in the same room with Adam Savage?
It's getting difficult for me to tell them apart!
It's getting difficult for me to tell them apart!
More like the nation can't believe Harvard is on our side.
December 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
More like the nation can't believe Harvard is on our side.
The Macarena?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The Macarena?
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
These may be the funniest Hulk Hogan-related testimonials ever gathered in one place!
Yes, it's a long sit; Put this on in the backgroud while you're stitching together your home-made Randy Savage muscle-suit for the New Year's ball-drop!
youtu.be/bxdBNCM3GMQ?...
Yes, it's a long sit; Put this on in the backgroud while you're stitching together your home-made Randy Savage muscle-suit for the New Year's ball-drop!
youtu.be/bxdBNCM3GMQ?...
Jim Cornette's Hulk Hogan Omnibus
YouTube video by Official Jim Cornette
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
These may be the funniest Hulk Hogan-related testimonials ever gathered in one place!
Yes, it's a long sit; Put this on in the backgroud while you're stitching together your home-made Randy Savage muscle-suit for the New Year's ball-drop!
youtu.be/bxdBNCM3GMQ?...
Yes, it's a long sit; Put this on in the backgroud while you're stitching together your home-made Randy Savage muscle-suit for the New Year's ball-drop!
youtu.be/bxdBNCM3GMQ?...
Oh right, some Christ-ly Santa-thing happened today, didn't it?
Here, have a classic.
youtu.be/olMsAy8HTUo?...
Here, have a classic.
youtu.be/olMsAy8HTUo?...
South Park S00E02 The Spirit of Christmas Jesus vs Santa)
YouTube video by Pedro Dutra
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh right, some Christ-ly Santa-thing happened today, didn't it?
Here, have a classic.
youtu.be/olMsAy8HTUo?...
Here, have a classic.
youtu.be/olMsAy8HTUo?...
The entire theater erupted over this; Couldn't have NOT planned it any better!
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The entire theater erupted over this; Couldn't have NOT planned it any better!
~Psst~ Pitch, that's your cue!! Where is that dancing feeb?
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
~Psst~ Pitch, that's your cue!! Where is that dancing feeb?
Never mock the versatility and flexibility of one Leslie Uggams; Until YOU find yourself going from 'Roots' to 'Deadpool', you can't say shit!
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Never mock the versatility and flexibility of one Leslie Uggams; Until YOU find yourself going from 'Roots' to 'Deadpool', you can't say shit!
It's a bizarre situation -- Everyone wanted to be Mary in the high-school play this year...and I'm pretty sure most of them are just wearing fake body-suits; No boy in this town is THAT suave!
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's a bizarre situation -- Everyone wanted to be Mary in the high-school play this year...and I'm pretty sure most of them are just wearing fake body-suits; No boy in this town is THAT suave!