Ryder Cochrane
@rydercochrane.bsky.social
In exile until my homeland (twitter) is freed from occupation
Church Committee 2: For Good
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Church Committee 2: For Good
The Mavericks have now turned LUKA FREAKING DONCIC, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell, Dante Exum, Markieff Morris and Maxi Kleber into Max Christie, Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 3 firsts, 3 seconds and $55,000
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Anthony Davis to the Washington Wizards, The Athletic confirms.
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The Mavericks have now turned LUKA FREAKING DONCIC, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell, Dante Exum, Markieff Morris and Maxi Kleber into Max Christie, Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 3 firsts, 3 seconds and $55,000
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
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Do you know how f*cked up you gotta act to get banned from Xbox Live in *in 2013*?
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Do you know how f*cked up you gotta act to get banned from Xbox Live in *in 2013*?
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Please, Gestapo, you have to follow the laws this time
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Please, Gestapo, you have to follow the laws this time
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Please, Gestapo, you have to follow the laws this time
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Please, Gestapo, you have to follow the laws this time
The Rams in the offseason not holding onto Cooper Kupp, now potentially losing for holding onto Cooper Kupp
ending the game on that is just a bummer
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The Rams in the offseason not holding onto Cooper Kupp, now potentially losing for holding onto Cooper Kupp
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Our youth has been SAVED by that taunting call. Thank GOODNESS. The children are PROTECTED.
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Our youth has been SAVED by that taunting call. Thank GOODNESS. The children are PROTECTED.
This game has been bad, but look on the bright side: at least the Chiefs aren’t here 🤷♀️
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This game has been bad, but look on the bright side: at least the Chiefs aren’t here 🤷♀️
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this is about taking violent illegal immigrant criminals off the streets but also if you give us the voter rolls we'll go away and leave the criminals in place
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
this is about taking violent illegal immigrant criminals off the streets but also if you give us the voter rolls we'll go away and leave the criminals in place
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This is the year. Jarrett Stidham has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is the year. Jarrett Stidham has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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they chucked the tea into the bay
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM
they chucked the tea into the bay
Everybody owes the Star Wars sequel trilogy an apology because (while they’re not very good) it turns out “beloved hero and supposed leader goes into hiding instead of helping fight the second rise of the Nazis” is super realistic. Luke Skywalker was probably DNC
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Everybody owes the Star Wars sequel trilogy an apology because (while they’re not very good) it turns out “beloved hero and supposed leader goes into hiding instead of helping fight the second rise of the Nazis” is super realistic. Luke Skywalker was probably DNC
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If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
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The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
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By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
I really want to know if Oscars semantics require Michael B. Jordan to be nominated for one specific role (Smoke or Stack) for Best Actor. Think it would be funny if they had to choose
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I really want to know if Oscars semantics require Michael B. Jordan to be nominated for one specific role (Smoke or Stack) for Best Actor. Think it would be funny if they had to choose
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Hakeem Jeffries actually being against this bill but being unable (or unwilling) to whip his caucus into voting against it, thereby causing it to pass when a united caucus would've defeated it, says all you need to know about that twerp bsky.app/profile/andr...
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Hakeem Jeffries actually being against this bill but being unable (or unwilling) to whip his caucus into voting against it, thereby causing it to pass when a united caucus would've defeated it, says all you need to know about that twerp bsky.app/profile/andr...
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couldn't read this without picturing this scene
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
couldn't read this without picturing this scene
Arbeloa sitting in the manager’s office stroking his chin and staring at a whiteboard that just says “happy Vini = good?”
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Arbeloa sitting in the manager’s office stroking his chin and staring at a whiteboard that just says “happy Vini = good?”
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Happy for Fernando Mendoza and the Indiana fans.
Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Happy for Fernando Mendoza and the Indiana fans.
Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Patriots salivating over this white boy who catches third downs
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Patriots salivating over this white boy who catches third downs
Having read zero scouting reports or draft profiles on him, I would spend the Chargers first round pick on the Hoosiers’ center. That boy nice
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Having read zero scouting reports or draft profiles on him, I would spend the Chargers first round pick on the Hoosiers’ center. That boy nice
I think the undefeated #1 seed who won their two playoff games a combined 92-25 should be favored by the “experts” over a two-loss 10-seed
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I think the undefeated #1 seed who won their two playoff games a combined 92-25 should be favored by the “experts” over a two-loss 10-seed