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To quote my doctor's notes from my last visit 'Nose and mouth pink and moist. Neck supple.' My opinions are yours, too.

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Someone should do something incredibly newsworthy today
Checked my spam folder and I'm fairly certain this e-mail from HHS that links to donaldtrumpcasino dot blogspot dot com is legit
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This wellness app my wife and I started using has a gottdang Battle Pass

(I have premium because I ignored the offer to enter my credit card info enough times that they just gave me the trial anyway)
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Always gotta remember that there is a home with an address that these dickheads go to every day and they deserve to be terrified and caught defenseless
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Such a great take.

Abolish ICE. Hold murderers accountable.
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I don't want to go full boomer on this, but millennial parents would do good to instill in their children that there isn't always a spotlight on them and everything they say doesn't have to be world changing. They can be individuals without also feeling like the main character in everyone's stories.
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I just want Republicans to drop dead is that too much to ask?
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The 🕊️ president
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Flea Market opened early today
We're living through the most flea market era for our country and the worst part is it's not even like a fun flea market
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
We're living through the most flea market era for our country and the worst part is it's not even like a fun flea market
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I know I'm not the only person who weekly buys shit that I have good intention of eating and then I don't and it goes bad and then the next week I go "I know I didn't last time but this time I promise I will" and then I do it again
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Let's go
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Happy Birthday, America
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
If you start jerkin it at 11:59:58 PM on December 31st you will finish exactly at 12:00 AM on January 1st
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Kinda fucked that they ended Stranger Things with the kids commiting group suicide
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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wow 2025 what a year! I watched nearly 6 movies and walked ten miles
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
There's vomit on his jeans already
New 2026 insult just dropped
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My 2026 resolution is to win the lottery, buy some video games, and then give the rest of the money directly to Woke and Antifa
December 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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This behind the scenes shot of the making of "LEGO Island" (1997) is making me feel all sorts of things...
February 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Sick fast food copycat recipe! Now I can spend twice as much money and time replicating what only takes me a car ride to get otherwise.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
QGFR
PNIFF
FCGN

Come get me, new year 😎
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA

sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Someone needs to tell the users on this website that they're insufferable and I suppose I'll take up that mantle
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM