Ryan Lohner (he/him)
@ryanlohner.bsky.social
Aroace, autistic, audiobook narrator and writer of a goofy sci-fi novel.
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Amazon.com: The Place Beyond: 9781782799122: Lohner, Ryan: Books
Amazon.com: The Place Beyond: 9781782799122: Lohner, Ryan: Books
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I've been advised that artists of all kinds should keep a link to their work pinned here, so here you go.
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There’s a Star Trek TNG episode where they ask the computer to make an original Sherlock Holmes story, and get the elements of two existing stories haphazardly smashed together. This show was really on the ball sometimes.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
There’s a Star Trek TNG episode where they ask the computer to make an original Sherlock Holmes story, and get the elements of two existing stories haphazardly smashed together. This show was really on the ball sometimes.
introduce yourself with:
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
introduce yourself with:
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album
I was taught to only say good things about the dead. Scott Adams is dead. Good.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I was taught to only say good things about the dead. Scott Adams is dead. Good.
After watching the Night Manager premiere, there’s an extremely stupid thing this season can do that would ruin the whole thing, and I’m hoping against hope they don’t do it but deep down I know they probably will.
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
After watching the Night Manager premiere, there’s an extremely stupid thing this season can do that would ruin the whole thing, and I’m hoping against hope they don’t do it but deep down I know they probably will.
My experience watching the 1937 film In Old Chicago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3z...
The Simpsons - Homer Buys Cursed Krusty Doll
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
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January 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My experience watching the 1937 film In Old Chicago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3z...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3z...
Reposted by Ryan Lohner (he/him)
No, "Conformity Gate" didn't "improve the ending of Stranger Things." Y'all are high!
First off in order for the conformity gate to make sense, it required a reading of the finale divorced from what the finale was actually doing. A complete media illiterate reading.
First off in order for the conformity gate to make sense, it required a reading of the finale divorced from what the finale was actually doing. A complete media illiterate reading.
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
No, "Conformity Gate" didn't "improve the ending of Stranger Things." Y'all are high!
First off in order for the conformity gate to make sense, it required a reading of the finale divorced from what the finale was actually doing. A complete media illiterate reading.
First off in order for the conformity gate to make sense, it required a reading of the finale divorced from what the finale was actually doing. A complete media illiterate reading.
I always wanted to ride with my dad because he had this in his car.
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I always wanted to ride with my dad because he had this in his car.
My picks for the eighth ten Best Original Screenplay winners.🧵
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
My picks for the eighth ten Best Original Screenplay winners.🧵
The Assassination of Jesse James, one of the greatest westerns ever and a breathtaking monument to the possibilities of human creativity. And now Andrew Dominik’s pissing it all away as a sex monster and AI whore.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The Assassination of Jesse James, one of the greatest westerns ever and a breathtaking monument to the possibilities of human creativity. And now Andrew Dominik’s pissing it all away as a sex monster and AI whore.
Movies should be allowed to be just an hour or so if that’s what the story can comfortably cover, without needing to pad themselves to an arbitrary minimum length. We used to do this until the mid-‘40s and should go back to it.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Movies should be allowed to be just an hour or so if that’s what the story can comfortably cover, without needing to pad themselves to an arbitrary minimum length. We used to do this until the mid-‘40s and should go back to it.
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
My choices for the seventh ten Best Original Screenplay winners.🧵
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My choices for the seventh ten Best Original Screenplay winners.🧵
Great trick The Piano plays on all the guys just in it to ogle nude Holly Hunter. “Go right ahead, but it comes along with nude Harvey Keitel.”
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Great trick The Piano plays on all the guys just in it to ogle nude Holly Hunter. “Go right ahead, but it comes along with nude Harvey Keitel.”
The best thing about the Stranger Things finale is teasing us with a horrible "Look, the bad guy was actually a totally good guy all along" ending, before saying "Psych! You didn't think we'd be that stupid, did you?"
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The best thing about the Stranger Things finale is teasing us with a horrible "Look, the bad guy was actually a totally good guy all along" ending, before saying "Psych! You didn't think we'd be that stupid, did you?"
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: The Father
2021: Free Guy
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: Godzilla Minus One
2024: Nosferatu
2025: The Life of Chuck
2020: The Father
2021: Free Guy
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: Godzilla Minus One
2024: Nosferatu
2025: The Life of Chuck
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: The Invisible Man
2021: Eternals
2022: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
2023: Saw X
2024: The First Omen
2025: The Fantastic Four: First Steps
2020: The Invisible Man
2021: Eternals
2022: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
2023: Saw X
2024: The First Omen
2025: The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: THE INVISIBLE MAN
2021: PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN
2022: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
2023: COCAINE BEAR!
2024: IN A VIOLENT NATURE
2025: KPOP DEMON HUNTERS
2020: THE INVISIBLE MAN
2021: PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN
2022: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
2023: COCAINE BEAR!
2024: IN A VIOLENT NATURE
2025: KPOP DEMON HUNTERS
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: The Father
2021: Free Guy
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: Godzilla Minus One
2024: Nosferatu
2025: The Life of Chuck
2020: The Father
2021: Free Guy
2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once
2023: Godzilla Minus One
2024: Nosferatu
2025: The Life of Chuck
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
Any time Robin Williams is talking, it’s really good. Any other time…no.
Any time Robin Williams is talking, it’s really good. Any other time…no.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
Any time Robin Williams is talking, it’s really good. Any other time…no.
Any time Robin Williams is talking, it’s really good. Any other time…no.
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Watching Dead Poets Society for the first time, and why did no one tell me the first classroom scene is one big argument against CinemaSins?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0C...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0C...
Dead Poets Society - "Rip it out" scene
YouTube video by Carl Niblock
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December 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Watching Dead Poets Society for the first time, and why did no one tell me the first classroom scene is one big argument against CinemaSins?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0C...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0C...
Share a great male villain!
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Share a great male villain!
“I’m starting to know what god felt like when he sat out there in the darkness, creating the world: Very pleased he’d taken his Valium.”
Name a quote from a 90s film.
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“I’m starting to know what god felt like when he sat out there in the darkness, creating the world: Very pleased he’d taken his Valium.”
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I will never forget how this moment felt when I first saw it. I was like "Is this what people felt when they saw Star Wars back in 1977?"
That moment where heroes you never thought you'd see together finally teamed up. And ofc, the Alan Silvestri theme playing in full for the very first time.
That moment where heroes you never thought you'd see together finally teamed up. And ofc, the Alan Silvestri theme playing in full for the very first time.
December 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I will never forget how this moment felt when I first saw it. I was like "Is this what people felt when they saw Star Wars back in 1977?"
That moment where heroes you never thought you'd see together finally teamed up. And ofc, the Alan Silvestri theme playing in full for the very first time.
That moment where heroes you never thought you'd see together finally teamed up. And ofc, the Alan Silvestri theme playing in full for the very first time.
Share a great female villain.
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Share a great female villain.