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80% chance of Tottenham Hotspur ruining my weekend.
SIR, A SECOND NILDEN HAS HIT THE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
According to Emma Sanders, Tottenham are hoping to sign Matilda Nildén and Hanna Wijk from BK Häcken 🇸🇪
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
SIR, A SECOND NILDEN HAS HIT THE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
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Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
Science shows us that being a Bergvall gives you a 2/3 chance of ending up at rightback.
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Science shows us that being a Bergvall gives you a 2/3 chance of ending up at rightback.
Meanwhile we get a pat on the head with a "good luck buddy"
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Meanwhile we get a pat on the head with a "good luck buddy"
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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
something something not enough passy bois something something
I made a video about how Spurs are too timid under Thomas Frank...
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
something something not enough passy bois something something
MARTHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
MARTHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
My POTY for the women's game so far is that damn crossbar
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My POTY for the women's game so far is that damn crossbar
Unexpected Kit Graham and Maite Oroz cameo in Madders' new YouTube vid
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Unexpected Kit Graham and Maite Oroz cameo in Madders' new YouTube vid
Good on Wellsy on getting handed the reins for his career, but this sucks for Spurs :/
🟣🏴 BREAKING: The Colorado Rapids will name Tottenham assistant Matt Wells their next head coach, per sources.
Wells, 37, is an assistant under Thomas Frank. Previously worked under Ange Postecoglu and Scott Parker.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Wells, 37, is an assistant under Thomas Frank. Previously worked under Ange Postecoglu and Scott Parker.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Sources: Rapids to tab Tottenham assistant as new manager
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Good on Wellsy on getting handed the reins for his career, but this sucks for Spurs :/
We have like 4 right backs already, why are we looking at another one 😭
According to Conner Roberts, Manchester United and Tottenham are competing for the signing of Sweden 🇸🇪 international Hanna Lundkvist. PSG are said to be interested but WSL is reportedly the likely destination.
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We have like 4 right backs already, why are we looking at another one 😭
Oh captain, my captain.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh captain, my captain.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Ben Davies today
Ben Davies tomorrow
Ben Davies forever
Ben Davies tomorrow
Ben Davies forever
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ben Davies today
Ben Davies tomorrow
Ben Davies forever
Ben Davies tomorrow
Ben Davies forever
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Moments like today show exactly why visibility matters. LGBTQI+ fans shouldn’t have to shrink to make others feel comfortable.
Tonight our flag still flies and our community will continue to stand strong. Pride will always have a place at Our stadium and Our Club #COYS
Tonight our flag still flies and our community will continue to stand strong. Pride will always have a place at Our stadium and Our Club #COYS
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Moments like today show exactly why visibility matters. LGBTQI+ fans shouldn’t have to shrink to make others feel comfortable.
Tonight our flag still flies and our community will continue to stand strong. Pride will always have a place at Our stadium and Our Club #COYS
Tonight our flag still flies and our community will continue to stand strong. Pride will always have a place at Our stadium and Our Club #COYS
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Fuck that homophobic fucking club.
90% of that sentiment goes to Slavia, but the other 10% should go to Spurs who should've told them to pound sand.
90% of that sentiment goes to Slavia, but the other 10% should go to Spurs who should've told them to pound sand.
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fuck that homophobic fucking club.
90% of that sentiment goes to Slavia, but the other 10% should go to Spurs who should've told them to pound sand.
90% of that sentiment goes to Slavia, but the other 10% should go to Spurs who should've told them to pound sand.
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It's what we feared. 😭
Poor Jess. She's 24 & this is her 2nd ACL. So unfortunate.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. 🤍
Since this is the 3rd Spurs player suffering an ACL during 2025 Jess will have teammates to keep her company during her recovery. Perhaps an upside of the grim ACL prevalance.
Poor Jess. She's 24 & this is her 2nd ACL. So unfortunate.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. 🤍
Since this is the 3rd Spurs player suffering an ACL during 2025 Jess will have teammates to keep her company during her recovery. Perhaps an upside of the grim ACL prevalance.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It's what we feared. 😭
Poor Jess. She's 24 & this is her 2nd ACL. So unfortunate.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. 🤍
Since this is the 3rd Spurs player suffering an ACL during 2025 Jess will have teammates to keep her company during her recovery. Perhaps an upside of the grim ACL prevalance.
Poor Jess. She's 24 & this is her 2nd ACL. So unfortunate.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. 🤍
Since this is the 3rd Spurs player suffering an ACL during 2025 Jess will have teammates to keep her company during her recovery. Perhaps an upside of the grim ACL prevalance.
When I wanna see my club come to my country, but then I remember
*gestures at everything*
*gestures at everything*
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When I wanna see my club come to my country, but then I remember
*gestures at everything*
*gestures at everything*
I love this freak of a Croatian
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I love this freak of a Croatian
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December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Olivia Holdt is the best player in the world.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Olivia Holdt is the best player in the world.