Ryann J. Page
@ryanjpage.bsky.social
I'm an eccentric androg musician/ record collector from Aus NSW 🇦🇺. I like dachshunds more than people. I'm confused by the world most of the time. I'm most likely in bed right now.
Instant coffee will be the death of me
April 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Instant coffee will be the death of me
Stuck at work for an extra hour. Fuckin daylight savings. Fuck off
April 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stuck at work for an extra hour. Fuckin daylight savings. Fuck off
Is he really going to try for a 3rd term?
April 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Is he really going to try for a 3rd term?
No one can hurt me! Not with my... cheese helmet!!
April 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
No one can hurt me! Not with my... cheese helmet!!
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Actually, quite flattering.
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Actually, quite flattering.
I could sleep a thousand days
March 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I could sleep a thousand days
I still don't understand why anybody would want a Tesla Cybertruck. At least Homer's car looked fun
March 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I still don't understand why anybody would want a Tesla Cybertruck. At least Homer's car looked fun
I love seeing Elon Musk confused and distressed by the negativity he's brought upon entirely himself
March 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love seeing Elon Musk confused and distressed by the negativity he's brought upon entirely himself
I'm getting tacos for dinner tonight and I'm insanely excited 😊
March 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm getting tacos for dinner tonight and I'm insanely excited 😊
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I sometimes can’t believe I’m the sperm that won
March 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I sometimes can’t believe I’m the sperm that won
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In fact it’s the modern version of it.
March 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In fact it’s the modern version of it.
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March 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Praying for President Donald Trumps health... 🙃
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Praying for President Donald Trumps health... 🙃
Praying for President Donald Trumps health... 🙃
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Praying for President Donald Trumps health... 🙃
If you even think about taking this toy off me I'll chew your face off
March 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you even think about taking this toy off me I'll chew your face off
"I enjoy looking like a tart and thinking like a politician." PJ Harvey
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"I enjoy looking like a tart and thinking like a politician." PJ Harvey
God reached perfection with the Dachshund... man is nothing
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
God reached perfection with the Dachshund... man is nothing
Why do you always look like a serial killer when you get your ID card back?
March 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why do you always look like a serial killer when you get your ID card back?
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my grandmother had the exact same house dress
March 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
my grandmother had the exact same house dress
If I were a whale I'd gobble you all up
March 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If I were a whale I'd gobble you all up
Fancy losing $200 billion and still having $200 billion. Life's not fair. Fuck you
March 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Fancy losing $200 billion and still having $200 billion. Life's not fair. Fuck you
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"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"
March 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
Sunrise this morning leaving work 🙌 😃😘
March 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sunrise this morning leaving work 🙌 😃😘