Ryan Bedell
@ryanbedell.bsky.social
Aggressively, almost religiously, following the data.
I like nothing better than being proved wrong. Means I'm learning.
Bring evidence.
I like nothing better than being proved wrong. Means I'm learning.
Bring evidence.
Selling people things they want is never an act of war. This is why Balenciaga hasn't had their design offices involved in kinetic strikes against known combatants.
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Selling people things they want is never an act of war. This is why Balenciaga hasn't had their design offices involved in kinetic strikes against known combatants.
This is what's wrong with America. That spot at Harvard could have uplifted a poor kid who worked hard and instead it went to a narcissistic addict from a "good" family.
Absurd
Absurd
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is what's wrong with America. That spot at Harvard could have uplifted a poor kid who worked hard and instead it went to a narcissistic addict from a "good" family.
Absurd
Absurd
If the other cops around the cop who got hit by a sandwich by sandwich guy aren't currently calling him "hero" exclusively then I don't even want to live in this continuum
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If the other cops around the cop who got hit by a sandwich by sandwich guy aren't currently calling him "hero" exclusively then I don't even want to live in this continuum
What responsibility justifies your privilege?
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What responsibility justifies your privilege?
Team Dick around
Team Dick Trickle
Team Dick Armey
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Team Dick around
Team Dick Armey
Team Dick Sargent
Team Dick York
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Team Dick Armey
Thoughts and prayers
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Thoughts and prayers
Looks like SOMEONE is feeling guilty about Epstein activities.
September 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Looks like SOMEONE is feeling guilty about Epstein activities.
Sometimes you just need some majesty in your life. Don't fail to full screen it. Totally worth it. Just wait until 20 seconds when you see the solar panels roll across the earth
A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes you just need some majesty in your life. Don't fail to full screen it. Totally worth it. Just wait until 20 seconds when you see the solar panels roll across the earth
Alexandra rocked it on this one. I hope someone slips a printout of this under Ladapo's door every ten minutes for the next 10 years.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Alexandra rocked it on this one. I hope someone slips a printout of this under Ladapo's door every ten minutes for the next 10 years.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
In our personal lives we need to pretend free will is real.
As a society we need to realize that it kind of isn't.
As a society we need to realize that it kind of isn't.
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In our personal lives we need to pretend free will is real.
As a society we need to realize that it kind of isn't.
As a society we need to realize that it kind of isn't.
synergistically ravaging our mitochondria is the funniest few words I've seen in a long time.
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
synergistically ravaging our mitochondria is the funniest few words I've seen in a long time.
I, for one, am glad that the administration is investigating Michael Bolton.
How am I supposed to live without you?
Stand on your own feet, she's not worth it.
How am I supposed to live without you?
Stand on your own feet, she's not worth it.
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I, for one, am glad that the administration is investigating Michael Bolton.
How am I supposed to live without you?
Stand on your own feet, she's not worth it.
How am I supposed to live without you?
Stand on your own feet, she's not worth it.
Mars may want our women, but look who wants our seniors!
August 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Mars may want our women, but look who wants our seniors!
How short was Big Balls' skirt?
Did he lead the attackers on?
What was he doing out at night?
This is his fault
Did he lead the attackers on?
What was he doing out at night?
This is his fault
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
How short was Big Balls' skirt?
Did he lead the attackers on?
What was he doing out at night?
This is his fault
Did he lead the attackers on?
What was he doing out at night?
This is his fault
Oh, VDOT, you have no idea how down my bed is.
August 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh, VDOT, you have no idea how down my bed is.
If you're more than 18 but less than old you can't spa
August 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you're more than 18 but less than old you can't spa
Me, to someone who just told me they work for ICE:
That's OK, man, I'm sure that if you work hard and get the right skills you can eventually be a real cop.
Like at a mall or a college or something.
You know, where you get a badge and stuff?
That's OK, man, I'm sure that if you work hard and get the right skills you can eventually be a real cop.
Like at a mall or a college or something.
You know, where you get a badge and stuff?
July 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Me, to someone who just told me they work for ICE:
That's OK, man, I'm sure that if you work hard and get the right skills you can eventually be a real cop.
Like at a mall or a college or something.
You know, where you get a badge and stuff?
That's OK, man, I'm sure that if you work hard and get the right skills you can eventually be a real cop.
Like at a mall or a college or something.
You know, where you get a badge and stuff?
Pascal's wager.
"I'll bet I can bang that person"
He usually wins
"I'll bet I can bang that person"
He usually wins
July 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Pascal's wager.
"I'll bet I can bang that person"
He usually wins
"I'll bet I can bang that person"
He usually wins
Such a shame that Pascals were wasted on pressure measurement when they could have been used as the unit for male sexual magnetism
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Such a shame that Pascals were wasted on pressure measurement when they could have been used as the unit for male sexual magnetism
Anyone else seeming to drive out of the sky into a parking spot?
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Anyone else seeming to drive out of the sky into a parking spot?
I've decided that I'm going to replace kaizen with kaiju every time I use it
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
July 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I've decided that I'm going to replace kaizen with kaiju every time I use it
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Anybody else have a strange alien beach on their porch?
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anybody else have a strange alien beach on their porch?
Buying a pallet of frozen smelt.
For nefarious porpoises.
For nefarious porpoises.
July 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Buying a pallet of frozen smelt.
For nefarious porpoises.
For nefarious porpoises.
This batch of pizza dough has been reading the political news.
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This batch of pizza dough has been reading the political news.