Juri
@rustygarlands.bsky.social
Aunt. Spare human to 2 Springers. Show me your pets, & what’s in your golf bag. Posts about life. Always ! House Head. FANKS. ❤️ LoGH | Doctor Who | The Walking Dead | F1 | BVB | Chicago Cubs | Gundam | VW/Datsun | Roll Tide 🐘 | Raise Hell Praise Dale 🏁
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The power of Springer roos compels you! To relax and get good food and rest.
today is going to be an achievement if I don’t scream at anyone because o lord I do not have the patience for this shiiiiiiiiiiiit
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
today is going to be an achievement if I don’t scream at anyone because o lord I do not have the patience for this shiiiiiiiiiiiit
The best compliment in food universe is to be told by someone with serious food allergies and restrictions that the meal you prepared for them is Good and they MEAN IT.
I cried.
I cried.
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The best compliment in food universe is to be told by someone with serious food allergies and restrictions that the meal you prepared for them is Good and they MEAN IT.
I cried.
I cried.
Oh dog update
I put on the hunt for red October like I usually do when it is sleepy time and she got the point
also everything good
I put on the hunt for red October like I usually do when it is sleepy time and she got the point
also everything good
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh dog update
I put on the hunt for red October like I usually do when it is sleepy time and she got the point
also everything good
I put on the hunt for red October like I usually do when it is sleepy time and she got the point
also everything good
I still want to see it in its full glory so I could try to ID what nation it is from
Did I ever tell you WWI is my Thing and oh this is hilarious
Did I ever tell you WWI is my Thing and oh this is hilarious
chat they had to stop the surgery and call the bomb squad to this man’s ass
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I still want to see it in its full glory so I could try to ID what nation it is from
Did I ever tell you WWI is my Thing and oh this is hilarious
Did I ever tell you WWI is my Thing and oh this is hilarious
Did I mention I need to be awake in 5 hours
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Did I mention I need to be awake in 5 hours
The dog is verified not sick or injured. It’s just that the dog has been relegated to the Spare Human (me) since the Actual Human has left to attend a commitment for the next several days.
The DOG WILL NOT STOP CRYING. I even FaceTimed Actual Human. The dog is distraught and sleeps by the door.
The DOG WILL NOT STOP CRYING. I even FaceTimed Actual Human. The dog is distraught and sleeps by the door.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
The dog is verified not sick or injured. It’s just that the dog has been relegated to the Spare Human (me) since the Actual Human has left to attend a commitment for the next several days.
The DOG WILL NOT STOP CRYING. I even FaceTimed Actual Human. The dog is distraught and sleeps by the door.
The DOG WILL NOT STOP CRYING. I even FaceTimed Actual Human. The dog is distraught and sleeps by the door.
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Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Someone tell Punxsutawney Phil this could’ve been an email.
Okay I mean it; I’m actually going to find this because I want it
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Okay I mean it; I’m actually going to find this because I want it
ICH WILL DAS
Oh this is interesting: it appears an episode of Speed Racer (or at least 10 minutes of it) may have made it out on the Telefunken/Teldec TeD Bildplattenspieler video format.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
ICH WILL DAS
Also I got awesome news tonight and I can’t share but trust me it’s awesome
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Also I got awesome news tonight and I can’t share but trust me it’s awesome
It’s been a couple hours
I am OK.
Will be careful though
I am OK.
Will be careful though
uh oh
I ate something with turmeric in it and now I feel funny in the bad way
I’m hoping it’s because I have the smolest case of the sniffles but my mouth feels…bad. Like tree nut bad.
This would be weird because I have had turmeric before.
Please no universe
I ate something with turmeric in it and now I feel funny in the bad way
I’m hoping it’s because I have the smolest case of the sniffles but my mouth feels…bad. Like tree nut bad.
This would be weird because I have had turmeric before.
Please no universe
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
It’s been a couple hours
I am OK.
Will be careful though
I am OK.
Will be careful though
uh oh
I ate something with turmeric in it and now I feel funny in the bad way
I’m hoping it’s because I have the smolest case of the sniffles but my mouth feels…bad. Like tree nut bad.
This would be weird because I have had turmeric before.
Please no universe
I ate something with turmeric in it and now I feel funny in the bad way
I’m hoping it’s because I have the smolest case of the sniffles but my mouth feels…bad. Like tree nut bad.
This would be weird because I have had turmeric before.
Please no universe
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
uh oh
I ate something with turmeric in it and now I feel funny in the bad way
I’m hoping it’s because I have the smolest case of the sniffles but my mouth feels…bad. Like tree nut bad.
This would be weird because I have had turmeric before.
Please no universe
I ate something with turmeric in it and now I feel funny in the bad way
I’m hoping it’s because I have the smolest case of the sniffles but my mouth feels…bad. Like tree nut bad.
This would be weird because I have had turmeric before.
Please no universe
SHAAAA IN A JAAAAAAAA
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
SHAAAA IN A JAAAAAAAA
Aonishiki, the 21yo who fled the war in Ukraine 3yrs ago, continues his meteoric rise by winning the January tournament in a day 15 playoff (only necessary if a tie at top of standings); his 2nd-straight yusho on his quest to be the first European-born yokozuna.
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 AM
man are things excessively loud
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
man are things excessively loud
It’s dangerously cold out, or soon going to be. Please make sure that you are prepared.
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It’s dangerously cold out, or soon going to be. Please make sure that you are prepared.
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If you’re traveling during severe winter weather, please be sure to dress warm and plan your trips ahead.
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
If you’re traveling during severe winter weather, please be sure to dress warm and plan your trips ahead.
we are now officially on week 2 of sleep strike.
This means no matter what time I go to bed, I wake up anywhere between 2-5 with a HR of 130+ aaaand we don’t go back to sleep
I am So Tired
This means no matter what time I go to bed, I wake up anywhere between 2-5 with a HR of 130+ aaaand we don’t go back to sleep
I am So Tired
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
we are now officially on week 2 of sleep strike.
This means no matter what time I go to bed, I wake up anywhere between 2-5 with a HR of 130+ aaaand we don’t go back to sleep
I am So Tired
This means no matter what time I go to bed, I wake up anywhere between 2-5 with a HR of 130+ aaaand we don’t go back to sleep
I am So Tired
As a server: buy test strips and drink covers. And do not be ashamed to use them. Test your drink when you get it, test your drink whenever. Just test and/or cover it. We get it. If you ever feel like you’ve been drüggeď get help immediately and report it to your state Liquor Board and the police.
You guys know how the owners of Anime Matsuri also own a bar called The Anime Bar outside of Houston? Seems they run that bar much like they run their conventions, because after a patron talked to the cops about how a friend's drink may have been drugged, an employee banned her from returning.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
As a server: buy test strips and drink covers. And do not be ashamed to use them. Test your drink when you get it, test your drink whenever. Just test and/or cover it. We get it. If you ever feel like you’ve been drüggeď get help immediately and report it to your state Liquor Board and the police.
Cardiologists around the Chicagoland area are probably getting a workout tonight if they are reading their Bears fans’ home heart monitors
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Cardiologists around the Chicagoland area are probably getting a workout tonight if they are reading their Bears fans’ home heart monitors
Me: I like living in a place where I have a natural refrigeration system for a chunk of the year
Also me: wdym it’s gonna be 5 out I have to drag all this soda and water in so it doesn’t explode
Also me: wdym it’s gonna be 5 out I have to drag all this soda and water in so it doesn’t explode
January 17, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Me: I like living in a place where I have a natural refrigeration system for a chunk of the year
Also me: wdym it’s gonna be 5 out I have to drag all this soda and water in so it doesn’t explode
Also me: wdym it’s gonna be 5 out I have to drag all this soda and water in so it doesn’t explode
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AIM are the good guys. If you see folks sporting this flag, you can relax knowing they're here to help us get ICE off our backs.
American Indian Movement (AIM) patrol trucks have been spotted around NE and folks are flagging them as suspicious and giving them unwelcoming glances because they don’t know who they are. This is the AIM logo and flag, which you might see on their trucks. They are friends!
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
AIM are the good guys. If you see folks sporting this flag, you can relax knowing they're here to help us get ICE off our backs.
Disc 2 of the Janis box set
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
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January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Disc 2 of the Janis box set