Runa Fjord
@runafjord.bsky.social
Too big, too thick, too fluffy, and too soft.
Sassy Fjord Horse. Trans🏳️⚧️. 🔞Might be lewd🔞. 40+. She/Her. Published Author. ∍⧽⧼∊
Find information about the MFBC's written work here: https://monsterfuckerbook.club/
Sassy Fjord Horse. Trans🏳️⚧️. 🔞Might be lewd🔞. 40+. She/Her. Published Author. ∍⧽⧼∊
Find information about the MFBC's written work here: https://monsterfuckerbook.club/
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Runa Fjord
@runafjord.bsky.social
· Nov 7
DISSOLUTION, the first book in the series TO CRACK A GEODE, is now available to buy in print from FurPlanet! If you liked the story, if you’ve never heard of it but love horny pink-visored supervillains, or if you’d just like to support an independent transfem SF/F author, pick up a copy today!
Give me the next Bond movie. I have an idea for a Bond movie that legitimately slaps, corrects many of the problems of the premise, follows directly on the death of the last Bond, and would never ever be filmed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Give me the next Bond movie. I have an idea for a Bond movie that legitimately slaps, corrects many of the problems of the premise, follows directly on the death of the last Bond, and would never ever be filmed.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
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Art Show Applications will open today 11/12/2025 at NOON CST!!!
This is not a drill… and we thank you for your patience while we explained things to the Villains. 🎨
To apply, visit here:
www.furfest.org/vendors/art-...
This is not a drill… and we thank you for your patience while we explained things to the Villains. 🎨
To apply, visit here:
www.furfest.org/vendors/art-...
Art Show Rules — Midwest FurFest
www.furfest.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Art Show Applications will open today 11/12/2025 at NOON CST!!!
This is not a drill… and we thank you for your patience while we explained things to the Villains. 🎨
To apply, visit here:
www.furfest.org/vendors/art-...
This is not a drill… and we thank you for your patience while we explained things to the Villains. 🎨
To apply, visit here:
www.furfest.org/vendors/art-...
Okay, on my turn, I tap three lands and play Puppygirl Hotpotato.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Okay, on my turn, I tap three lands and play Puppygirl Hotpotato.
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You'd be surprised, but most wrestling matches between canine furries end in a tie.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You'd be surprised, but most wrestling matches between canine furries end in a tie.
Veterans day is extremely rough this year. This country, as it has every day for 250 years, betrays veterans while wrapping itself in the false trappings of Patriotism. Being a trans vet in 2025 is HAUNTING
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Veterans day is extremely rough this year. This country, as it has every day for 250 years, betrays veterans while wrapping itself in the false trappings of Patriotism. Being a trans vet in 2025 is HAUNTING
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Wolf cubs are born blind and deaf and rely on the whole pack to care for them
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Wolf cubs are born blind and deaf and rely on the whole pack to care for them
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I'm so fucking mad i thought you were joking.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm so fucking mad i thought you were joking.
Doorknobs weren't invented until after Abraham Lincoln died.
Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new six-part series billed as a bodice-ripping retelling of the Dissolution of the Monasteries. However, she spotted a 20th-century doorknob in the background of one of the shots and has been livid ever since.
Autistic woman watching period drama driven to madness by inauthentic doorknobs
An autistic woman watching a period drama has been driven to distraction after catching several glimpses of a modern doorknob, it has been reported. Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new…
thedailytism.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Doorknobs weren't invented until after Abraham Lincoln died.
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On behalf of all self-published authors, I authorize you to reach out & tell us if you really enjoyed something we wrote.
We’re all dog-paddling in a sea of self-doubt & impostor syndrome & those little messages mean a lot.
Unless stated otherwise, our DMs/inboxes are always open for kind words 💞
We’re all dog-paddling in a sea of self-doubt & impostor syndrome & those little messages mean a lot.
Unless stated otherwise, our DMs/inboxes are always open for kind words 💞
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
On behalf of all self-published authors, I authorize you to reach out & tell us if you really enjoyed something we wrote.
We’re all dog-paddling in a sea of self-doubt & impostor syndrome & those little messages mean a lot.
Unless stated otherwise, our DMs/inboxes are always open for kind words 💞
We’re all dog-paddling in a sea of self-doubt & impostor syndrome & those little messages mean a lot.
Unless stated otherwise, our DMs/inboxes are always open for kind words 💞
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Thanks! This is one i put a lot of effort into :3
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thanks! This is one i put a lot of effort into :3
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Happy Howl-o-Ween! 🎃
Have two of my faves I got this year of my girl, Red!
(Art by @gglixious.bsky.social ❤️🐺)
Have two of my faves I got this year of my girl, Red!
(Art by @gglixious.bsky.social ❤️🐺)
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy Howl-o-Ween! 🎃
Have two of my faves I got this year of my girl, Red!
(Art by @gglixious.bsky.social ❤️🐺)
Have two of my faves I got this year of my girl, Red!
(Art by @gglixious.bsky.social ❤️🐺)
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Don't forget to study! (Even with how painful it is 😩)
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Don't forget to study! (Even with how painful it is 😩)
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While everyone's talking about sexuality as a rebellion this morning I'd like to add:
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
While everyone's talking about sexuality as a rebellion this morning I'd like to add:
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
If your sexual liberation doesn't include respect for sex workers of all kinds then you're not actually liberated at all.
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A collar that trains you, not with shocks, but with compliments.
Mistress: "Sit!"
Puppygirl: "Make me."
Collar: "OMG, your writing is so good! That last story was fantastic. Will you—"
Puppygirl: *frantically sits*
Mistress: "Sit!"
Puppygirl: "Make me."
Collar: "OMG, your writing is so good! That last story was fantastic. Will you—"
Puppygirl: *frantically sits*
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A collar that trains you, not with shocks, but with compliments.
Mistress: "Sit!"
Puppygirl: "Make me."
Collar: "OMG, your writing is so good! That last story was fantastic. Will you—"
Puppygirl: *frantically sits*
Mistress: "Sit!"
Puppygirl: "Make me."
Collar: "OMG, your writing is so good! That last story was fantastic. Will you—"
Puppygirl: *frantically sits*
Waiting for people to realize that shutting down all US airspace would include more than just passenger flights. Cargo aircraft would also be stopped. Including, say, package delivery flights. Just before XMAS.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Waiting for people to realize that shutting down all US airspace would include more than just passenger flights. Cargo aircraft would also be stopped. Including, say, package delivery flights. Just before XMAS.
I am entirely incapable of reading this card correctly. Every time I see it, all my brain can process is 'Odious Dicktwister'
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am entirely incapable of reading this card correctly. Every time I see it, all my brain can process is 'Odious Dicktwister'
How I feel now that Halloween is over.
Art by FrostFyreZero. (I don't know if they moved to Bluesky.)
Art by FrostFyreZero. (I don't know if they moved to Bluesky.)
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
How I feel now that Halloween is over.
Art by FrostFyreZero. (I don't know if they moved to Bluesky.)
Art by FrostFyreZero. (I don't know if they moved to Bluesky.)
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Look at all these apples I got! I’m a very happy pony 🍎🐴🍏
Gonna cuddle my little plush horses and eat a bunch of apples!
Also shout out to @runafjord.bsky.social for reminding me that cosmic crisp apples exist and are super yummy 🥰
Gonna cuddle my little plush horses and eat a bunch of apples!
Also shout out to @runafjord.bsky.social for reminding me that cosmic crisp apples exist and are super yummy 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Look at all these apples I got! I’m a very happy pony 🍎🐴🍏
Gonna cuddle my little plush horses and eat a bunch of apples!
Also shout out to @runafjord.bsky.social for reminding me that cosmic crisp apples exist and are super yummy 🥰
Gonna cuddle my little plush horses and eat a bunch of apples!
Also shout out to @runafjord.bsky.social for reminding me that cosmic crisp apples exist and are super yummy 🥰
Happy Explain To Your Pets Why Food Is An Hour Late Day for all who (are forced) to celebrate.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Happy Explain To Your Pets Why Food Is An Hour Late Day for all who (are forced) to celebrate.
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The best treat in my proverbial basket tonight~!
Can’t wait to get started reading these! Very eager to see what my fellow Korps writers @deergrace.bsky.social and @runafjord.bsky.social have written, and eager to learn from them so I may improve my own WIP Korps stories! 💞
Can’t wait to get started reading these! Very eager to see what my fellow Korps writers @deergrace.bsky.social and @runafjord.bsky.social have written, and eager to learn from them so I may improve my own WIP Korps stories! 💞
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The best treat in my proverbial basket tonight~!
Can’t wait to get started reading these! Very eager to see what my fellow Korps writers @deergrace.bsky.social and @runafjord.bsky.social have written, and eager to learn from them so I may improve my own WIP Korps stories! 💞
Can’t wait to get started reading these! Very eager to see what my fellow Korps writers @deergrace.bsky.social and @runafjord.bsky.social have written, and eager to learn from them so I may improve my own WIP Korps stories! 💞