Runa Fjord
@runafjord.bsky.social
Too big, too thick, too fluffy, and too soft.
Sassy Fjord Horse. Trans🏳️⚧️. 🔞Might be lewd🔞. 40+. She/Her. Published Author. ∍⧽⧼∊
Find information about the MFBC's written work here: https://monsterfuckerbook.club/
Sassy Fjord Horse. Trans🏳️⚧️. 🔞Might be lewd🔞. 40+. She/Her. Published Author. ∍⧽⧼∊
Find information about the MFBC's written work here: https://monsterfuckerbook.club/
What's interesting about this premise is that Bond gets to be both Bond AND the Bond Villain.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What's interesting about this premise is that Bond gets to be both Bond AND the Bond Villain.
Bond has been assembling kompromat on the British wealthy elite while isolating the nation politically. The big reveal is that MI6 has been actively engaged in protecting the rich pedophiles, both by enabling and by eliminating anyone who might expose that information.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bond has been assembling kompromat on the British wealthy elite while isolating the nation politically. The big reveal is that MI6 has been actively engaged in protecting the rich pedophiles, both by enabling and by eliminating anyone who might expose that information.
All culminating with Bond assaulting MI6 itself. The climax is a showdown between M and Bond when the details are finally revealed. This new Bond is trans masc and was formerly a discarded Bond 'girl'. Britain's transphobia blinded it to investigating that angle.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
All culminating with Bond assaulting MI6 itself. The climax is a showdown between M and Bond when the details are finally revealed. This new Bond is trans masc and was formerly a discarded Bond 'girl'. Britain's transphobia blinded it to investigating that angle.
The narrative switches between MI6 trying to figure out who Bond is (and kill him) and Bond breaking into various secret facilities across the world, gathering something.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The narrative switches between MI6 trying to figure out who Bond is (and kill him) and Bond breaking into various secret facilities across the world, gathering something.
He demands of his staff to find out who the hell is this new Bond? And what do they want? First twist, this Bond isn't working for MI6, but against it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
He demands of his staff to find out who the hell is this new Bond? And what do they want? First twist, this Bond isn't working for MI6, but against it.
After the credits, shift focus to M who is getting raked over the coals for the stunt. How DARE they attack an ally? M is noncommital throughout. This stunt has savaged Britain's foreign relations. After the meeting, M is furious.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
After the credits, shift focus to M who is getting raked over the coals for the stunt. How DARE they attack an ally? M is noncommital throughout. This stunt has savaged Britain's foreign relations. After the meeting, M is furious.
Starts in the action. New Bond is infiltrating a secure facility. Only this time, instead of one of Britain's historical enemies, it's clearly a Commonwealth facility. Things devolve into a firefight. Bond steals something and blows up the place before escaping in an improbable but very cool way.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Starts in the action. New Bond is infiltrating a secure facility. Only this time, instead of one of Britain's historical enemies, it's clearly a Commonwealth facility. Things devolve into a firefight. Bond steals something and blows up the place before escaping in an improbable but very cool way.
That's a face I haven't seen in... a LONG time.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That's a face I haven't seen in... a LONG time.
I will say, they are hard to find, but the foil version of this card POPS. Because only the choker itself is highly shiny, so it catches the eye.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I will say, they are hard to find, but the foil version of this card POPS. Because only the choker itself is highly shiny, so it catches the eye.
"On my end step, can I give the choker to myself?"
"It says target opponent."
"Yes, but I'm constantly getting in my own way and I deserve to be punished."
"It says target opponent."
"Yes, but I'm constantly getting in my own way and I deserve to be punished."
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"On my end step, can I give the choker to myself?"
"It says target opponent."
"Yes, but I'm constantly getting in my own way and I deserve to be punished."
"It says target opponent."
"Yes, but I'm constantly getting in my own way and I deserve to be punished."
No, you're into getting caught. There's a difference. :3
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No, you're into getting caught. There's a difference. :3
Except you are into exhibitionism. :3
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Except you are into exhibitionism. :3
Also means your neck is fully exposed amd unprotected from biting. :3
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Also means your neck is fully exposed amd unprotected from biting. :3
Nope! Enjoy having your view of history rewritten.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nope! Enjoy having your view of history rewritten.