Danny Hatcher
rulingwalnut.bsky.social
Danny Hatcher
@rulingwalnut.bsky.social
2025 NFL Definitely Right Predictions

AFC
1 Bal 2 KC 3 Buf 4 Hou 5 Cin 6 Den 7 LAC

NFC
1 Phi 2 GB 3 TB 4 Ari 5 Det 6 Sea 7 Was

KC over Bal
GB over Det

KC over GB
September 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Revisiting last year's NFL predictions:

Playoff picks went... ok but not good. 9 out of 14 with both #1 seeds correct and one of the SB teams but not a lot else.
100% accurate 2024 NFL Predictions:
AFC
1 KC 2 Cin 3 Hou 4 Buf 5 Bal 6 Mia 7 Jax
Conference Champ: KC over Bal

NFC
1 Det 2 SF 3 Dal 4 TB 5 GB 6 Phi 7 LA
Conference Champ: SF over Det

Super Bowl: KC over SF
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
100% accurate 2024 NFL Predictions:
AFC
1 KC 2 Cin 3 Hou 4 Buf 5 Bal 6 Mia 7 Jax
Conference Champ: KC over Bal

NFC
1 Det 2 SF 3 Dal 4 TB 5 GB 6 Phi 7 LA
Conference Champ: SF over Det

Super Bowl: KC over SF
September 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Revisiting last year's NFL predictions I did pretty good! Taking QB injury mulligans with Rodgers and Burrow, pretty much everyone was within 2 games of where I expected.
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September 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I don't know who to credit for this but it's perfect
August 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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So creating a fake, but seemingly realistic Elon Musk tweet doesn't help anyone. Be better than that.

It's one thing to create a parody that's funny. But to create something that is just "here's something stupid that Elon might well say"... Don't do that.
July 30, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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i maintain that trump v. united states has all the makings of the worst scotus decision since dred scott and for many of the same reasons: roberts, like taney before him, used the case to prosecute his ideological vision with no regard to the law or the constitution.
July 30, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.
July 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Biggest compliment to insult whiplash I think I've ever seen
Way to make me sound incredibly badass and then bring me back to earth as the dork I surely am, Grey Lady
May 26, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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thirty minutes into THE TRUTH VS ALEX JONES and my main thought is that if jones were beaten to death that would be too merciful a punishment
April 7, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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*Rolls out a mat for stretching*

All cats and dogs:
November 2, 2023 at 9:01 PM