skeet davidson
@ruiz.bsky.social
full time lover big time hater and everything in between
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Nowadays we have smartphones so we can search for cute fish pictures anytime, but back then there was no such thing and I carried a photo book with me. so I could look at cute fish photos whenever I wanted 🤭
February 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nowadays we have smartphones so we can search for cute fish pictures anytime, but back then there was no such thing and I carried a photo book with me. so I could look at cute fish photos whenever I wanted 🤭
it fucking sucks so much that twitter is so addictive when it’s designed to show you as many terrible things as you can get to get you to interact and get upset and never let go of its grip
February 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
it fucking sucks so much that twitter is so addictive when it’s designed to show you as many terrible things as you can get to get you to interact and get upset and never let go of its grip
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Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis
November 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis
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i love thinking and believing
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 AM
i love thinking and believing
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ITS OK TO DO NOTHING - dashare.zone ADMIN
May 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
ITS OK TO DO NOTHING - dashare.zone ADMIN
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cartoon of the day
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 AM
cartoon of the day
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Jellyfish, noun: something that is slightly jellyf
November 14, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Jellyfish, noun: something that is slightly jellyf
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I miss video game rental stores. Shit is so expensive these days. I WISH I could just pay 5 to 10 bucks to play Mario and Luigi for like 5 days.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I miss video game rental stores. Shit is so expensive these days. I WISH I could just pay 5 to 10 bucks to play Mario and Luigi for like 5 days.
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It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time
November 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM
It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time
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Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher
ojala todo el mundo se venga en esta red social
November 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
ojala todo el mundo se venga en esta red social
if i was the creator of the boys comic i would honestly k myself because imagine you create something and someone else takes it and makes something so different from your material that everyone realizes your shit is ass. i would not be able to take it
December 9, 2023 at 9:44 PM
if i was the creator of the boys comic i would honestly k myself because imagine you create something and someone else takes it and makes something so different from your material that everyone realizes your shit is ass. i would not be able to take it
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there are way too many horny stickers in telegram. why does almost every official or suggested set have at least one animated sticker resembling tits or cock
December 5, 2023 at 6:18 PM
there are way too many horny stickers in telegram. why does almost every official or suggested set have at least one animated sticker resembling tits or cock
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my maester: she said if i reanimate anyone else, be it someone she knows or nigh, we will cease to be united 😔 it’ll be the end of the study of dark arts for this sanctum
me: (tangled in his complicated, intricate orrery. my writhing only making it worse) you deserve better sire ☝️
me: (tangled in his complicated, intricate orrery. my writhing only making it worse) you deserve better sire ☝️
October 17, 2023 at 2:07 PM
my maester: she said if i reanimate anyone else, be it someone she knows or nigh, we will cease to be united 😔 it’ll be the end of the study of dark arts for this sanctum
me: (tangled in his complicated, intricate orrery. my writhing only making it worse) you deserve better sire ☝️
me: (tangled in his complicated, intricate orrery. my writhing only making it worse) you deserve better sire ☝️
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I had a friend who, while working the phones at her job, had a guy say “That’s ‘D’ as in Deep Throat.”
What's one of those life skills you wish you had, but never learn? Mine is the phonetic alphabet (i.e., "C as in Charlie"). I always panic and give the most unhinged, top-of-my-brain examples, like "M as in mammoths" or "P as in poop." I hope I'm at least entertaining service workers.
October 11, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I had a friend who, while working the phones at her job, had a guy say “That’s ‘D’ as in Deep Throat.”
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[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
October 11, 2023 at 10:01 PM
[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
every single week i say “this weekend im gonna catch up with work” and every single weekend i say “im gonna do this during the week, when im being paid to do so”
October 1, 2023 at 7:21 PM
every single week i say “this weekend im gonna catch up with work” and every single weekend i say “im gonna do this during the week, when im being paid to do so”
because of the implication
September 30, 2023 at 12:09 PM
because of the implication