Old Man of the Woods
@rufusbookman.bsky.social
Please, giant asteroid, please!!!
Foxtrot Delta Tango 8647
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Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
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#WhatStillPuzzlesMeIs why it takes white people getting killed for you to care?
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
#WhatStillPuzzlesMeIs why it takes white people getting killed for you to care?
Without downloading, where are you at mentally:
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Without downloading, where are you at mentally:
If an NFL game goes into overtime, do the players get paid overtime?
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
If an NFL game goes into overtime, do the players get paid overtime?
I think it's time for every hunter in Minnesota that owns a long gun to head to Minneapolis and pick out a good spot.
a bald man with a beard is sitting in a chair and says happy hunting
ALT: a bald man with a beard is sitting in a chair and says happy hunting
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January 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think it's time for every hunter in Minnesota that owns a long gun to head to Minneapolis and pick out a good spot.
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Renee Nicole Good
Say her name, and show her respect, you fascist motherfuckers!
The "president" will never say her name with any respect because there literally is nothing Good that ever comes out of his fucking mouth.
She was murdered, and her killer must face consequences.
Say her name, and show her respect, you fascist motherfuckers!
The "president" will never say her name with any respect because there literally is nothing Good that ever comes out of his fucking mouth.
She was murdered, and her killer must face consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Renee Nicole Good
Say her name, and show her respect, you fascist motherfuckers!
The "president" will never say her name with any respect because there literally is nothing Good that ever comes out of his fucking mouth.
She was murdered, and her killer must face consequences.
Say her name, and show her respect, you fascist motherfuckers!
The "president" will never say her name with any respect because there literally is nothing Good that ever comes out of his fucking mouth.
She was murdered, and her killer must face consequences.
I took 81mg aspirin on the advice of my doctor for years. I got a small nick on my right side while working in the woods. This little nick would not stop bleeding even after using all the "blood stop" I had. Ended up in the ER getting stitches.
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I took 81mg aspirin on the advice of my doctor for years. I got a small nick on my right side while working in the woods. This little nick would not stop bleeding even after using all the "blood stop" I had. Ended up in the ER getting stitches.
You're going to prosecute the wrong dick tator.
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
You're going to prosecute the wrong dick tator.
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If you're still on Twitter just know that I'm absolutely judging you. Your staying means you're perfectly OK w/a 14yo girl being sexually assaulted, because that's what this is. Which tells me all I need to know about you. And if you're crying over the Epstein files too I know you're a hypocrite.
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
If you're still on Twitter just know that I'm absolutely judging you. Your staying means you're perfectly OK w/a 14yo girl being sexually assaulted, because that's what this is. Which tells me all I need to know about you. And if you're crying over the Epstein files too I know you're a hypocrite.
If it's got snow, it counts as a Christmas movie?
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If it's got snow, it counts as a Christmas movie?
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How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
The only proper use for a Packers blanket!
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The only proper use for a Packers blanket!
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes when you already live with vertigo having norovirus is no joke.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes when you already live with vertigo having norovirus is no joke.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
When the Mormon boy shot Charlie Kirk, why didn't trump ban all Mormons from leaving Utah?
Because he was white.
#racist
#bigot
Because he was white.
#racist
#bigot
a picture of a man with the words " fact checked by real pashtun patriots " below him
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November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We don't talk about Zero Units.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We don't talk about Zero Units.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes none of you have watched the new Ken Burns documentary and it shows.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes none of you have watched the new Ken Burns documentary and it shows.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline.
Makes more coffee.
Makes more coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline.
Makes more coffee.
Makes more coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . .
Are from our pets
Are from our pets
a french bulldog is sitting on a bed with makeup on the bed
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November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . .
Are from our pets
Are from our pets
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Will depend on who is doing the interrogation.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Will depend on who is doing the interrogation.
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#TheMostRidiculousConfessions Are what I heard in that box in church…..
a priest is sitting in a chair with a cane and says what ?
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November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions Are what I heard in that box in church…..