Old Man of the Woods
@rufusbookman.bsky.social
Please, giant asteroid, please!!!
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Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline.
Makes more coffee.
Makes more coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline.
Makes more coffee.
Makes more coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if its foggy or is it my eyesight.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if its foggy or is it my eyesight.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if Bone Saw can cure Bone Spurs.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if Bone Saw can cure Bone Spurs.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if it's a biscuits and gravy kind of morning.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if it's a biscuits and gravy kind of morning.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, checks on outside cats. Remembers that it's leg day, which for me means attempt walking to the garage.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, checks on outside cats. Remembers that it's leg day, which for me means attempt walking to the garage.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, lets dog out front door. Wonders what Bubba Wallace is doing this morning.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, lets dog out front door. Wonders what Bubba Wallace is doing this morning.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if a Tesla burned in the woods would anyone give a shit.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if a Tesla burned in the woods would anyone give a shit.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if today will be the day he's found dead on the toilet.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if today will be the day he's found dead on the toilet.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out east window. Wonders if someone can throw a sub sandwich at Ariana Grande. What the hell.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out east window. Wonders if someone can throw a sub sandwich at Ariana Grande. What the hell.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Is my cat the asshole or is it me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is my cat the asshole or is it me.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Draws a blank, attempts to get the wood stove going. Makes coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Draws a blank, attempts to get the wood stove going. Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders WTF, Makes coffee.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders WTF, Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if he was cloned, would the clone also be born crippled? Makes coffee.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if he was cloned, would the clone also be born crippled? Makes coffee.
Does anyone need a 56k modem?
I think I'm gonna upgrade.
I think I'm gonna upgrade.
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Does anyone need a 56k modem?
I think I'm gonna upgrade.
I think I'm gonna upgrade.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
October 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Unsolicited ick pic
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Unsolicited ick pic
While I'm dropping fascists off at the pool I like to brush up on my Antifa handbook.
October 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
While I'm dropping fascists off at the pool I like to brush up on my Antifa handbook.
#WhatIWouldntKeep
staring at if I wasn't mesmerized.
staring at if I wasn't mesmerized.
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
#WhatIWouldntKeep
staring at if I wasn't mesmerized.
staring at if I wasn't mesmerized.
Yes! Looked around last night and decided I needed to make it easier on the elderly outdoor cats to eat. Cat tree was to much for 13 year olds.
Thanks for asking John.
Thanks for asking John.
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yes! Looked around last night and decided I needed to make it easier on the elderly outdoor cats to eat. Cat tree was to much for 13 year olds.
Thanks for asking John.
Thanks for asking John.
#TheBestIdeasAreOften
From me, but no one else responds.
From me, but no one else responds.
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#TheBestIdeasAreOften
From me, but no one else responds.
From me, but no one else responds.
This is who runs this account
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is who runs this account
