Ruben Tisch
@rubentisch.bsky.social
He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.
Europe, Asia, or North America. The Champion's League is the Champion's League
MDS: "They would kill me if I take them out of a game like this... star players, [but] huge humility in them, and the same playing at Wembley Stadium or playing here. For them, their mentality is the same. And I've learned a lot with their attitude towards every game"
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Europe, Asia, or North America. The Champion's League is the Champion's League
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The thing with "the average media job paying $20k more than the median American salary" is that there are only like 200 jobs left in the industry and they all require you to live in a city where a 1 bedroom apartment costs $2k a month
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The thing with "the average media job paying $20k more than the median American salary" is that there are only like 200 jobs left in the industry and they all require you to live in a city where a 1 bedroom apartment costs $2k a month
So. Gabe Ramerez on the Score just said shovels in the ground March 3rd.
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
So. Gabe Ramerez on the Score just said shovels in the ground March 3rd.
Nascar overtime is thr most convoluted bullshit. It stinks.
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Nascar overtime is thr most convoluted bullshit. It stinks.
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I’m watching the Daytona 500 hundred
Wait no it’s Cars 2 again with the 3 year old.
Wait no it’s Cars 2 again with the 3 year old.
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I’m watching the Daytona 500 hundred
Wait no it’s Cars 2 again with the 3 year old.
Wait no it’s Cars 2 again with the 3 year old.
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It every time I see a headline now it feels like I'm watching someone play a game of Evil Madlibs
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It every time I see a headline now it feels like I'm watching someone play a game of Evil Madlibs
Not having The Jet on the call for the dunk contest must be against some federal law.
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Not having The Jet on the call for the dunk contest must be against some federal law.
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Ten minutes earlier
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Ten minutes earlier
Alan Houston finally won something!
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Alan Houston finally won something!
Lmao Alan Houston.
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Lmao Alan Houston.
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U.S. men's hockey team has bad vibes. I don't think that's gonna happen and increasingly think it's possible they lose before the gold medal game
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
U.S. men's hockey team has bad vibes. I don't think that's gonna happen and increasingly think it's possible they lose before the gold medal game
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Chris Mueller should win comeback player of the year based on his preseason performance.
CHRIS MUELLER TIES IT!!!! #cf97
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Chris Mueller should win comeback player of the year based on his preseason performance.
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Nuremberg Trials.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Nuremberg Trials.
Chloe Kim rules. IDC that she fell.
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Chloe Kim rules. IDC that she fell.
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Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
youtu.be/Xwpr6ZF0zjU?... Herc and Seb are back!
HERC AND SEB ARE BACK!!! | World Cup HYPE & FEARS | MLS' 30th Anniversary | is LIGA MX RISING?
YouTube video by Vamos Network with The Give N Go & Herc Gomez
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
youtu.be/Xwpr6ZF0zjU?... Herc and Seb are back!
I decided to get a Bears jersey, but I only get players who are no longer on the team. So who to get....
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I decided to get a Bears jersey, but I only get players who are no longer on the team. So who to get....
OK White Sox. Its time to be incredibly White Sox.
Philadelphia Phillies released RF Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
OK White Sox. Its time to be incredibly White Sox.
Sorry USA Men's Hockey. Its time for The All Conquering Arsenal.
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Sorry USA Men's Hockey. Its time for The All Conquering Arsenal.
I need Grand Prix speed skating. On like a proper circuit instead of an oval.
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I need Grand Prix speed skating. On like a proper circuit instead of an oval.
Short track speed skating is the actual best.
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Short track speed skating is the actual best.