Ruben Tisch
@rubentisch.bsky.social
He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.
Just me and my dog in matching hoodies hanging out in the American Soccer community
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Just me and my dog in matching hoodies hanging out in the American Soccer community
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Unidos somos América.
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
Ever since the millennial and gen Z got their hands on figure skating, it's been banger song after banger song.
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Ever since the millennial and gen Z got their hands on figure skating, it's been banger song after banger song.
Full-time The Fire win. The first team look better than the Substatutes. But the Subs looked fine. The team look like they're going to pick up where they left off.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Full-time The Fire win. The first team look better than the Substatutes. But the Subs looked fine. The team look like they're going to pick up where they left off.
My favorite Olympian
I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
My favorite Olympian
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I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
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Pec completes his brace & gets equalizer for the Galaxy, but here's how the Fire have lined up after a wholesale line change (except for Waterman who came on at half)
#cf97 #VamosFire
#cf97 #VamosFire
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Pec completes his brace & gets equalizer for the Galaxy, but here's how the Fire have lined up after a wholesale line change (except for Waterman who came on at half)
#cf97 #VamosFire
#cf97 #VamosFire
Sam Rogers proving why he's a 4th center back.
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Sam Rogers proving why he's a 4th center back.
Gabriel Pec scores after LA break the press. The Fire did a good job on the initial attack but they let Reus recycle the ball and give up the goal.
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Gabriel Pec scores after LA break the press. The Fire did a good job on the initial attack but they let Reus recycle the ball and give up the goal.
The Fire's second unit is playing well enough I suppose.
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The Fire's second unit is playing well enough I suppose.
Mauricio Pineda with a wicked Bender that's tipped over the bar.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Mauricio Pineda with a wicked Bender that's tipped over the bar.
It's just nice to see Chris Mueller out there at all.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's just nice to see Chris Mueller out there at all.
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Since today is a big sportsball day I thought I’d repost my guide to the Bluesky sports landscape (and how important it is to get sports enjoyers off the X platform).
badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
Your Guide To Bluesky, The Official App of Sports
Using the power of sports, we can extract people from the society-destroying influence of Elon Musk
badfaithtimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Since today is a big sportsball day I thought I’d repost my guide to the Bluesky sports landscape (and how important it is to get sports enjoyers off the X platform).
badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
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February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
2-1 The Fire get beat on the counter.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
2-1 The Fire get beat on the counter.
D'Avila looks much more comfortable on the ball.
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
D'Avila looks much more comfortable on the ball.
OK. Second half underway.
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
OK. Second half underway.
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🇲🇽 Sources: Chivas is finalizing a deal to sign Mexican winger Jonny Perez from Nasvhille.
Perez, 23, made 32 apps for Nashville after arriving from LA Galaxy.
Perez, 23, made 32 apps for Nashville after arriving from LA Galaxy.
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
🇲🇽 Sources: Chivas is finalizing a deal to sign Mexican winger Jonny Perez from Nasvhille.
Perez, 23, made 32 apps for Nashville after arriving from LA Galaxy.
Perez, 23, made 32 apps for Nashville after arriving from LA Galaxy.
Halftime. Thr Fire are up 2-0 but more importantly, look ready for real soccer.
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Halftime. Thr Fire are up 2-0 but more importantly, look ready for real soccer.