Dan Rozenson ✅️
@rozenson.bsky.social
Ex-baseball statistician. Boring lib. Replace CEOs with AI. Incinerate sports gambling
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The new Padres manager is WHO?
Like, we stan a middle reliever who can reliably go 2 innings, but ...
Like, we stan a middle reliever who can reliably go 2 innings, but ...
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The new Padres manager is WHO?
Like, we stan a middle reliever who can reliably go 2 innings, but ...
Like, we stan a middle reliever who can reliably go 2 innings, but ...
Yeah, definitely! Thanks, Grok!
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Yeah, definitely! Thanks, Grok!
And that's why you don't bunt
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
And that's why you don't bunt
IKF to win it all, here we go. Joe Carter moment for IKF
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
IKF to win it all, here we go. Joe Carter moment for IKF
I'm currently being a dick at a wedding looking at the MLB app because WTF is happening
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm currently being a dick at a wedding looking at the MLB app because WTF is happening
This dude rocks
This is the first time in his PROFESSIONAL CAREER that Trey Yesavage has thrown a pitch in the seventh inning of a game he started. #Bluejays
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This dude rocks
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I believe that is the first time Trey Yesavage has thrown 100 pitches in a game as a professional
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I believe that is the first time Trey Yesavage has thrown 100 pitches in a game as a professional
Absolutely fearless
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Absolutely fearless
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“What’s your question? I’m sorry” would be my response every single time I got in-game interviewed if I were an MLB manager
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“What’s your question? I’m sorry” would be my response every single time I got in-game interviewed if I were an MLB manager
Hey let's maybe not interrupt managers in the middle of the game for interviews?
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hey let's maybe not interrupt managers in the middle of the game for interviews?
Fans riot if this is overturned, right?
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fans riot if this is overturned, right?
George Springer Memorial Leadoff HR
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
George Springer Memorial Leadoff HR
Where's Bob Davidson when you need him
Wait. Was that an intentional BALK???
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Where's Bob Davidson when you need him
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I'm going to bed. Should be awake in time for the 47th
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'm going to bed. Should be awake in time for the 47th
I love the 5-tool reveal inning for Vlad. That's the spice of life
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love the 5-tool reveal inning for Vlad. That's the spice of life
Insane play by Vlad Jr. First base defense is sexy
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Insane play by Vlad Jr. First base defense is sexy
Foolhardy memes on the rise
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Foolhardy memes on the rise
Freeman's already scored here, right? Only explanation
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Freeman's already scored here, right? Only explanation
Hey, he got a triple on a bad ankle in the last WS!
*because Alex Verdugo was comatose in left field
*because Alex Verdugo was comatose in left field
It’s a base hit! Here comes Freddie Freeman around third from second, and he’s due to arrive home at 6:07 am tomorrow
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey, he got a triple on a bad ankle in the last WS!
*because Alex Verdugo was comatose in left field
*because Alex Verdugo was comatose in left field
>insert Aaron Judge jokes about low-leverage RBI
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
>insert Aaron Judge jokes about low-leverage RBI
Gotta hate a rally killer
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gotta hate a rally killer