Roybeast
@roybeast.bsky.social
Senior software engineer
USAF Veteran (6 years)
Still plays too much video games... or not enough 😏
I love my wife and daughter 🥰
#BlueCrew
🔵 WA
My grandma doesn’t like people who suddenly become a duck. So I became a duck. 🦆
USAF Veteran (6 years)
Still plays too much video games... or not enough 😏
I love my wife and daughter 🥰
#BlueCrew
🔵 WA
My grandma doesn’t like people who suddenly become a duck. So I became a duck. 🦆
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Roybeast
@roybeast.bsky.social
· Dec 31
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Clueless old coot in a haze signs anything they put in front of him. Doesn't read it first -- he can't actually read.
www.youtube.com/shorts/h9dg4...
www.youtube.com/shorts/h9dg4...
He Had No Idea
YouTube video by Thinking What
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Clueless old coot in a haze signs anything they put in front of him. Doesn't read it first -- he can't actually read.
www.youtube.com/shorts/h9dg4...
www.youtube.com/shorts/h9dg4...
Oi
Scooter - Oi (Official Video HD)
YouTube video by Kontor.TV
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February 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oi
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Hold up!!! Russ Vought, the architect of Project 2025, got caught following a “p0rn star” type woman on Instagram??? The guy who wants to ban p0rn and make it illegal? 🤣🤣🤣
youtu.be/6gxsFog1J_Y?...
youtu.be/6gxsFog1J_Y?...
February 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hold up!!! Russ Vought, the architect of Project 2025, got caught following a “p0rn star” type woman on Instagram??? The guy who wants to ban p0rn and make it illegal? 🤣🤣🤣
youtu.be/6gxsFog1J_Y?...
youtu.be/6gxsFog1J_Y?...
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Haddaway - What Is Love [Official 4K]
YouTube video by CoconutMusicGermany
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.
February 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.
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CORRUPTION: Musk is abusing his position to block investigations into his own corporations⬇️
February 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
CORRUPTION: Musk is abusing his position to block investigations into his own corporations⬇️
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
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"Karina's Law" was signed into law on yesterday by Illinois Governor JB Pritzker.
The bill requires guns to be removed from an accused abuser's home after the victim in a domestic violence case is granted an order of protection.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The bill requires guns to be removed from an accused abuser's home after the victim in a domestic violence case is granted an order of protection.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
February 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Karina's Law" was signed into law on yesterday by Illinois Governor JB Pritzker.
The bill requires guns to be removed from an accused abuser's home after the victim in a domestic violence case is granted an order of protection.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The bill requires guns to be removed from an accused abuser's home after the victim in a domestic violence case is granted an order of protection.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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The mental gymnastics is that they never lie, but they could make incorrect statements.
a man is wearing a suit and tie and says i never lie
ALT: a man is wearing a suit and tie and says i never lie
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The mental gymnastics is that they never lie, but they could make incorrect statements.
A present for dear MTG
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A present for dear MTG
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All members of Congress swore allegiance to the Constitution. They didn't ask just Democrats to defend America against all enemies.
The house is on fire, y'all. I'll do everything I can to extinguish that flame, but I am begging my Republican colleagues to remember their oath.
The house is on fire, y'all. I'll do everything I can to extinguish that flame, but I am begging my Republican colleagues to remember their oath.
February 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
All members of Congress swore allegiance to the Constitution. They didn't ask just Democrats to defend America against all enemies.
The house is on fire, y'all. I'll do everything I can to extinguish that flame, but I am begging my Republican colleagues to remember their oath.
The house is on fire, y'all. I'll do everything I can to extinguish that flame, but I am begging my Republican colleagues to remember their oath.
Elon Musk attempts hostile takeover of OpenAI…
YouTube video by Fireship
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February 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Will our American experiment survive?
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Will our American experiment survive?
Vote Asteroid, 2032
February 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Vote Asteroid, 2032
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We are a global laughingstock
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We are a global laughingstock
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Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
And this is what the White House is focused on.
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We all get a chance 🎶
An Asteroid Has a 1-in-63 Chance of Hitting Earth in 2032—Here’s What That Means
A dive into probabilities, asteroid impact modeling, and what sort of damage an approximately 180-foot asteroid could cause on Earth.
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
We all get a chance 🎶
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Corruption comin' up over New York city 🎶
US prosecutors ordered to drop New York mayor corruption case: reports
The US Justice Department on Monday ordered federal prosecutors to drop corruption charges against Democratic New York Mayor Eric Adams, US media reported, after his rapprochement with President Donal...
www.yahoo.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Corruption comin' up over New York city 🎶
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🔥 Ohio Dems are flipping the script! If the GOP wants to police reproductive choices, let’s start where it all begins.
💡 The Contraception Begins at Erection Act would make it a felony to ejaculate without intent to fertilize.
Fair’s fair, right? 😏
🔗 tinyurl.com/OhioDemsLaw
🔥 Ohio Dems are flipping the script! If the GOP wants to police reproductive choices, let’s start where it all begins.
💡 The Contraception Begins at Erection Act would make it a felony to ejaculate without intent to fertilize.
Fair’s fair, right? 😏
🔗 tinyurl.com/OhioDemsLaw
Ohio Democratic lawmakers propose 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act' • Ohio Capital Journal
A new bill in Ohio would make it a crime for men to ejaculate without intending to have a baby.
tinyurl.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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🔥 Ohio Dems are flipping the script! If the GOP wants to police reproductive choices, let’s start where it all begins.
💡 The Contraception Begins at Erection Act would make it a felony to ejaculate without intent to fertilize.
Fair’s fair, right? 😏
🔗 tinyurl.com/OhioDemsLaw
🔥 Ohio Dems are flipping the script! If the GOP wants to police reproductive choices, let’s start where it all begins.
💡 The Contraception Begins at Erection Act would make it a felony to ejaculate without intent to fertilize.
Fair’s fair, right? 😏
🔗 tinyurl.com/OhioDemsLaw
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Any persons caught nutting without intent to impregnate will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
a knife is cutting a chocolate ball on a plate with a fork
Alt: a knife is cutting a chocolate ball on a plate with a fork
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Any persons caught nutting without intent to impregnate will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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Quick, sign an executive order to not let metal monsters play in puppy sports. Including partial cyborgs who are trying to replace our puppies from the inside.
a group of puppies are sitting next to each other in a cage .
Alt: a group of puppies are sitting next to each other in a cage .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Quick, sign an executive order to not let metal monsters play in puppy sports. Including partial cyborgs who are trying to replace our puppies from the inside.
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Another thing I didn't have on my 2025 bingo card. An actual ground invasion of Canada.
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Trump Confirms He’s Serious About Wanting Canada As 51st State
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau warned business leaders Trump’s threats about absorbing the country are a “real thing.”
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Another thing I didn't have on my 2025 bingo card. An actual ground invasion of Canada.
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...