Auntie Deaconess
@royalholimess.bsky.social
You may know me from Twitter aka X as @royal_holimess Lover of Short-haired Thor
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You know what’s the “cluster” ring of dresses?
High-low dresses. Life is hard enough without you having on a mullet dress
High-low dresses. Life is hard enough without you having on a mullet dress
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
You know what’s the “cluster” ring of dresses?
High-low dresses. Life is hard enough without you having on a mullet dress
High-low dresses. Life is hard enough without you having on a mullet dress
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I’ll suffer by myself but I’m not suffering with a man. If I’m giving up cooch at my lowest I’m charging for it.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I’ll suffer by myself but I’m not suffering with a man. If I’m giving up cooch at my lowest I’m charging for it.
This snow ain't budging but Lord I'm grateful that we still have water, electricity, and wi-fi. 🙌🏾
January 26, 2026 at 5:20 AM
This snow ain't budging but Lord I'm grateful that we still have water, electricity, and wi-fi. 🙌🏾
I love a Nene gif. I guess I can start watching RHOA again.
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I love a Nene gif. I guess I can start watching RHOA again.
Are y'all on Threads? Baby, that's a good time! www.threads.com/@ingrid.ifl
a woman in a green top is holding a pink object in her hand and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a green top is holding a pink object in her hand and making a funny face .
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January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Are y'all on Threads? Baby, that's a good time! www.threads.com/@ingrid.ifl
Today is my birthday & my mama is on FB posting every picture of me she has in her photo gallery.
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Today is my birthday & my mama is on FB posting every picture of me she has in her photo gallery.
These vaccines are turning me every which way but loose. It's day 4 of side effects. 😩
January 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
These vaccines are turning me every which way but loose. It's day 4 of side effects. 😩
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Hurry up with my car!
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hurry up with my car!
Not them in here listening to "Young Hearts Run Free"
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Not them in here listening to "Young Hearts Run Free"
Another flat tire. One person in here sneezing like crazy, another one keeps clearing his throat. Jesus be some vitamin C.
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Another flat tire. One person in here sneezing like crazy, another one keeps clearing his throat. Jesus be some vitamin C.
My psychiatrist was late for our appointment. Ma'am, you know I'm a donkey on the edge! Don't do this.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My psychiatrist was late for our appointment. Ma'am, you know I'm a donkey on the edge! Don't do this.
Lock him up too. I'm sick of it!
Here it is. Ugh.
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Lock him up too. I'm sick of it!
I see y'all talking about kids fighting. What did I miss?
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I see y'all talking about kids fighting. What did I miss?
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A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
Watching High Horse: The Black Cowboy & white people just...
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Watching High Horse: The Black Cowboy & white people just...
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Idk what's going on with us losing cast members from The Wire, but I'm gonna need everyone to fast & pray for protection over Wood Harris.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Idk what's going on with us losing cast members from The Wire, but I'm gonna need everyone to fast & pray for protection over Wood Harris.
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I need my mama here to unpack. It's one thing for her not to help me move, but not to unpack either? Calling CPS.
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I need my mama here to unpack. It's one thing for her not to help me move, but not to unpack either? Calling CPS.
If only...
we're talking general hospital levels of script writing.
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If only...
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time to roll this back.
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
time to roll this back.
I feel Christmas came and went already.
December 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I feel Christmas came and went already.
Maybe Luigi should've shot Diddy.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Maybe Luigi should've shot Diddy.