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I will never forgive the americans for making measurements so confusing.
It's not even about feet or inches anymore.
No. They had to do this with knitting, too.

"Please use a Size 7 needle for this project!"
That's a 4,5mm needle for the rest of the normal brained world.
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Survived the bad blizzard. Tbh its so nice having thick snow again.
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Snow in Germany. ☃️
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Every year I think going out to eat with the whole family for Christmas is a good idea, because I had 12 months to forget how bad it was last year.

It's never good. I'm writing this down so I'll remember to say no next time. 🥲
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Watched the new avatar movie and bought myself the special edition popcorn bucket bc I was never allowed to do that as a kid. That healed something important inside me, tbh.

The movie was good too btw.
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Merry Christmas y'all. 🎄✨
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
>be not so great at cooking
>decide to lock in the past couple of months and try
>cook really great roast venison
>call mother cause you're so excited and happy
>"great, then I can finally pass the torch and you can cook on christmas for us next week!"
>....???!
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wanted to use my leave in conditioner, and felt something crawling over my fingers

🥲 Guess that's a no
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The design of electronics in the 80s was partially so cunty. We need to bring that back.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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1978 JVC Video Capsule 3100R
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Morning. 🫩
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Then don't make the game. It's a simple as that.

If a game needs to use a plagiarism machine to exist, it doesn't need to exist.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
For the first time in a very long time I'm actually calm. Time passes by almost excruciatingly slow, I actually feel safe. I'm not even used to that anymore.
Told myself that life is probably not _that_ bad and believed myself for a moment.

Healing from PTSD is strange.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I bought new knitting needles for socks (I lost my last ones) and this time project sock 2025 will HAPPEN!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If I'm being 100% honest, what I want more than the ai bubble to collapse, is the current Internet landscape run by marketing companies to collapse.

And then we can go back to each making out own websites with guestbooks and forums like back in the day.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Bat Friday
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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October 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
WE SURVIVED, GANG

God bless anasthetics
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I was told several times at work that I was valued for my calm and collected demeanor towards everything.

I like to think of those moments when I'm on my couch with tears in my eyes and scared shitless bc I have a root canal appointment in 3 hours.

🥲
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I just sneezed so hard I broke a part of one of my molars off.

Existence is pain.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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instructions for gamers
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM