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Roxy
@roxyheartpirate.bsky.social
Toe Beans enthusiast. A flock of pigeons in a people suit. Sometimes I review weird snacks.
The moustache got Ebs looking like a Pixar dad

#seattlekraken
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Apparently Gru is going to be the #SeattleKraken to survive the apocalypse because he has horses? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Goalie Vibes Only
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dealing with CouriersPlease is almost enough to make me wish I hadn't stopped drinking
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love that I won't have my Lego sets by the weekend because apparently AusPost is suddenly unable to redirect my parcel. Even thought this was only noticed because it was sent back by the depot it was redirected to. A depot that my parcel would not have otherwise gone to.
a woman standing next to a man with the words real time feedback you 're doing a bad job above them
ALT: a woman standing next to a man with the words real time feedback you 're doing a bad job above them
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Looking at my $2700 Lego wishlist, and realising that I need some kind of Lego Sugar Daddy

#lego
August 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is there a word for the melancholy feeling that comes with finishing a Lego build? I'm happy it's done, but also sad that I now have nothing to build 😔

#lego
July 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Ordered a cappuccino and somehow ended up with a chai latte. The fact that I enjoyed it more than I think I would've enjoyed the cappuccino makes me assume the person serving me is some kind of wizard who knows my true desires
July 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Wayne Gretzky being referred to as "man in Taylor Swift photo" 💀 😂

#hockey
June 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At any given time, the noise in my head is either Hermes Bureaucrat Song or Ukka-Pekka Luukonen saying his name
May 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Amazingly crunchy, but the condensed cucumber flavour is kinda weird

5/10

#roxyratessnacks
May 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
One of the downsides of following a Seattle team, is that now my social media algorithms seem to think I must live there, and send me recommendations for cool eateries in the wrong WA

#westralian #australian #seattle
May 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Apparently Peppa Pig hit some hard times
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Making other people have to see what goes on in my head, because I don't want to be the only one 😂

#hockey
April 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though.

6/10

#roxyratessnacks
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"I thought anchovies were a plant" - Scott
April 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"something about this is very sexual" - my husband's friend talking about Blackjack
April 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?!

#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Praying for a Kraken win 🙏🏻

#nhl #seattlekrakenvslakings
April 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Twisties were so bland, and also an unappetising shade of green. They did turn my tongue blue though as promised.

The Pepsi Max Electric is pretty good, tasted like berry.

Twisties: 3/10
Pepsi: 7/10

#roxyratessnacks
April 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
That's 🦑 🏒 👶🏻

#SeaKraken #nhl
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Gotta a chair for that one guy always standing there watching everyone else fight

#nhl #hockey
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM