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Roxy
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Toe Beans enthusiast. A flock of pigeons in a people suit. Sometimes I review weird snacks.
Looking like he's channeling the Sims Burglar

#seattlekraken #hockey #sims
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This will be the goalie

#firehockey
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He knows nothing about hockey, he sleeps all the time, and solves all his problems by screaming for someone to come fix it.

But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Franken Stein dreams of living in a gravy boat, being carried around by his favourite NHL player

#seattlekraken
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The moustache got Ebs looking like a Pixar dad

#seattlekraken
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Apparently Gru is going to be the #SeattleKraken to survive the apocalypse because he has horses? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Goalie Vibes Only
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Wayne Gretzky being referred to as "man in Taylor Swift photo" 💀 😂

#hockey
June 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Amazingly crunchy, but the condensed cucumber flavour is kinda weird

5/10

#roxyratessnacks
May 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Apparently Peppa Pig hit some hard times
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Making other people have to see what goes on in my head, because I don't want to be the only one 😂

#hockey
April 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though.

6/10

#roxyratessnacks
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?!

#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Praying for a Kraken win 🙏🏻

#nhl #seattlekrakenvslakings
April 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Twisties were so bland, and also an unappetising shade of green. They did turn my tongue blue though as promised.

The Pepsi Max Electric is pretty good, tasted like berry.

Twisties: 3/10
Pepsi: 7/10

#roxyratessnacks
April 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
That's 🦑 🏒 👶🏻

#SeaKraken #nhl
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Gotta a chair for that one guy always standing there watching everyone else fight

#nhl #hockey
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
March 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I sneezed and scared away his only brain cell

#cat
March 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you serve a wrap that is open on one end - for the love all that is holy, do not cut it in half

#food
March 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I've been to The Canuck Truck a few times, but it's not until I became a hockey fan that I fully appreciated their menuboards 😌

#perth #foodtruck
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Iiiit's Kraken hockey time!

#nhl #cat
March 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM