Roxy
@roxyheartpirate.bsky.social
Toe Beans enthusiast. A flock of pigeons in a people suit. Sometimes I review weird snacks.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Considering the Air Hockey. Earth (Field) Hockey, and Water hockey exists, someone needs to create Fire Hockey.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Considering the Air Hockey. Earth (Field) Hockey, and Water hockey exists, someone needs to create Fire Hockey.
He knows nothing about hockey, he sleeps all the time, and solves all his problems by screaming for someone to come fix it.
But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂
But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
He knows nothing about hockey, he sleeps all the time, and solves all his problems by screaming for someone to come fix it.
But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂
But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂
Franken Stein dreams of living in a gravy boat, being carried around by his favourite NHL player
#seattlekraken
#seattlekraken
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Franken Stein dreams of living in a gravy boat, being carried around by his favourite NHL player
#seattlekraken
#seattlekraken
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Apparently Gru is going to be the #SeattleKraken to survive the apocalypse because he has horses? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Apparently Gru is going to be the #SeattleKraken to survive the apocalypse because he has horses? 😂
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dealing with CouriersPlease is almost enough to make me wish I hadn't stopped drinking
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dealing with CouriersPlease is almost enough to make me wish I hadn't stopped drinking
I love that I won't have my Lego sets by the weekend because apparently AusPost is suddenly unable to redirect my parcel. Even thought this was only noticed because it was sent back by the depot it was redirected to. A depot that my parcel would not have otherwise gone to.
a woman standing next to a man with the words real time feedback you 're doing a bad job above them
ALT: a woman standing next to a man with the words real time feedback you 're doing a bad job above them
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October 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I love that I won't have my Lego sets by the weekend because apparently AusPost is suddenly unable to redirect my parcel. Even thought this was only noticed because it was sent back by the depot it was redirected to. A depot that my parcel would not have otherwise gone to.
August 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is there a word for the melancholy feeling that comes with finishing a Lego build? I'm happy it's done, but also sad that I now have nothing to build 😔
#lego
#lego
July 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Is there a word for the melancholy feeling that comes with finishing a Lego build? I'm happy it's done, but also sad that I now have nothing to build 😔
#lego
#lego
Ordered a cappuccino and somehow ended up with a chai latte. The fact that I enjoyed it more than I think I would've enjoyed the cappuccino makes me assume the person serving me is some kind of wizard who knows my true desires
July 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Ordered a cappuccino and somehow ended up with a chai latte. The fact that I enjoyed it more than I think I would've enjoyed the cappuccino makes me assume the person serving me is some kind of wizard who knows my true desires
June 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At any given time, the noise in my head is either Hermes Bureaucrat Song or Ukka-Pekka Luukonen saying his name
May 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
At any given time, the noise in my head is either Hermes Bureaucrat Song or Ukka-Pekka Luukonen saying his name
May 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
One of the downsides of following a Seattle team, is that now my social media algorithms seem to think I must live there, and send me recommendations for cool eateries in the wrong WA
#westralian #australian #seattle
#westralian #australian #seattle
May 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
One of the downsides of following a Seattle team, is that now my social media algorithms seem to think I must live there, and send me recommendations for cool eateries in the wrong WA
#westralian #australian #seattle
#westralian #australian #seattle
Apparently Peppa Pig hit some hard times
May 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Apparently Peppa Pig hit some hard times
Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though.
6/10
#roxyratessnacks
6/10
#roxyratessnacks
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though.
6/10
#roxyratessnacks
6/10
#roxyratessnacks
"I thought anchovies were a plant" - Scott
April 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"I thought anchovies were a plant" - Scott
"something about this is very sexual" - my husband's friend talking about Blackjack
April 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"something about this is very sexual" - my husband's friend talking about Blackjack
Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?!
#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus
#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?!
#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus
#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus