Mike Roorda
@roorda.bsky.social
One half of an ongoing effort to raise 2 normal humans amidst all, uh, this. Dog dude.
We were not ready for snow happening first thing in the morning but we've made it work
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We were not ready for snow happening first thing in the morning but we've made it work
This fall has been wet and bleak af in NY jfc I miss the sun
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This fall has been wet and bleak af in NY jfc I miss the sun
Realizing this was a possibility and I didn't have to continue to be unhappy for the benefit/comfort of others was a life changing moment for me. Hard agree.
The flip side of this is that there are people I have cut contact with, here and in real life, for reasons that are my own and not up for debate (or, more accurately, people may debate them but I am not obliged to care or change my mind). If I allow myself this prerogative, others have it too.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Realizing this was a possibility and I didn't have to continue to be unhappy for the benefit/comfort of others was a life changing moment for me. Hard agree.
Made it juuuuust in time to beat the storm
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Made it juuuuust in time to beat the storm
Reposted by Mike Roorda
Getting a compliment from another guy, about my hair color/style of all things (natural and @marthafleming.bsky.social cuts it) really kinda made my night
Been a long-ass day. That was nice ☺️
Been a long-ass day. That was nice ☺️
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Getting a compliment from another guy, about my hair color/style of all things (natural and @marthafleming.bsky.social cuts it) really kinda made my night
Been a long-ass day. That was nice ☺️
Been a long-ass day. That was nice ☺️
"ALL leaf piles MUST be investigated! As of yet no threats have been identified but we will remain VIGILANT until we find one!"
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"ALL leaf piles MUST be investigated! As of yet no threats have been identified but we will remain VIGILANT until we find one!"
Getting real sick of the "NY as Seattle" bit we've been playing lately
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Getting real sick of the "NY as Seattle" bit we've been playing lately
Tbh it's been pretty upsetting that cardio is so good for my mental health
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Tbh it's been pretty upsetting that cardio is so good for my mental health
Normalize turning off motion smoothing on all your friend's TVs
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Normalize turning off motion smoothing on all your friend's TVs
Trying shit on and sending photos to my wife for approval, a visual history
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Trying shit on and sending photos to my wife for approval, a visual history
The worst news: I tried on the shitty grocery store reading glasses bc the text on the back of the polish I wanted was too small and they helped a bunch
So. That's where my life's at
So. That's where my life's at
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The worst news: I tried on the shitty grocery store reading glasses bc the text on the back of the polish I wanted was too small and they helped a bunch
So. That's where my life's at
So. That's where my life's at
Love these old timey lookin things
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Love these old timey lookin things
Hey Roku where do I select "fuck off" this TV is like 6 gd years old are you shitting me with this now
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hey Roku where do I select "fuck off" this TV is like 6 gd years old are you shitting me with this now
So it turns out it wasn't my buddy who wanted to play Minecraft dungeons w me but his 7 yr old who managed to figure out the chat on his dad's PS5 🤘🤣🤘
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So it turns out it wasn't my buddy who wanted to play Minecraft dungeons w me but his 7 yr old who managed to figure out the chat on his dad's PS5 🤘🤣🤘
"A truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with Hepatitis C turned over in Mississippi and the monkey got out..."
Coolcoolcool I've seen this movie
"...the monkeys also had Herpes"
the monkeys had what now
"...and also COVID"
THE MONKEYS HAD WHATNOW
www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/t...
Coolcoolcool I've seen this movie
"...the monkeys also had Herpes"
the monkeys had what now
"...and also COVID"
THE MONKEYS HAD WHATNOW
www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/t...
Law enforcement kills several monkeys after truck hauling them overturns in Mississippi
According to authorities, the Rhesus monkeys were on their way to a testing facility in Florida after being at Tulane University.
www.actionnews5.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"A truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with Hepatitis C turned over in Mississippi and the monkey got out..."
Coolcoolcool I've seen this movie
"...the monkeys also had Herpes"
the monkeys had what now
"...and also COVID"
THE MONKEYS HAD WHATNOW
www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/t...
Coolcoolcool I've seen this movie
"...the monkeys also had Herpes"
the monkeys had what now
"...and also COVID"
THE MONKEYS HAD WHATNOW
www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/t...
Reposted by Mike Roorda
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social I have a present for you
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social I have a present for you
I remember thinking "I won't be able to fit both of them on my lap unless I lose some serious weight"
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I remember thinking "I won't be able to fit both of them on my lap unless I lose some serious weight"
The kids ALREADY have too much candy and the only possible solution is for me to ruthlessly raid their stashes without arousing their suspicions
it's a delicate dance
it's a delicate dance
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The kids ALREADY have too much candy and the only possible solution is for me to ruthlessly raid their stashes without arousing their suspicions
it's a delicate dance
it's a delicate dance
How the hell is it not Thursday yet I need a Friday tomorrow this is such bullshit
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How the hell is it not Thursday yet I need a Friday tomorrow this is such bullshit
Look we all have thigh tattoos now that's just a thing
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Look we all have thigh tattoos now that's just a thing
Started a union at USA Today in part to combat this
They fired everyone involved and closed that division
We honestly tried
They fired everyone involved and closed that division
We honestly tried
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Started a union at USA Today in part to combat this
They fired everyone involved and closed that division
We honestly tried
They fired everyone involved and closed that division
We honestly tried
Quick what're your recipes for a gajillion* orange Habaneros from my garden
*I counted
*I counted
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Quick what're your recipes for a gajillion* orange Habaneros from my garden
*I counted
*I counted
Front right the GOAT
you think the other 3 burners on my stove are jealous of the chosen one?
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Front right the GOAT