I usually will try to give a stranger a compliment if I'm having a day full of struggle bus bullshit

If I can make someone else genuinely happy, I get some warm fuzzies on my insides too

That dude reminded me to keep at it, we need more random kindness rn

"Some of them, we might poop on. That's just part of the process."

😂 Ty! When I tried them on at the store and immediately let out an "awww goddammit" loud enough to get spotted by someone waiting in the pharmacy line who laughed and said "happens to us all!"

Like that's supposed to make proof I'm not going to live forever better

The first display company that gives me the highest possible picture quality with zero data having to be exchanged could charge a gd mint and still will get my money and undying loyalty

I honestly dunno if we can put AI back on the bottle, but I'm 100% ready for the bubble to burst

The language is crazy too, they essentially say "we will use it to sell ads and also sell it to 3rd parties we don't give a shit, we don't even know who they are" if you take the time to read through it all

Remember when you could just plug stuff in, and it worked, and it didn't need a subscription or to talk to every other thing about your habits first

The Internet was a mistake

My buddy actually asked me "hey did, uh, did someone ask you to play Minecraft earlier? Bc my son just told me he asked you? Is that possible?" and we both had to work backwards a bit before having a good laugh