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Jamie
@roomtempp.bsky.social
· Sep 21
I am against fascism.
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
You don't own anything
Life is a lease, possessions are passing
The odds were against you, yet here you are
Who will remember any of this?
Even Jesus will be forgotten
No time like the present
Life is a lease, possessions are passing
The odds were against you, yet here you are
Who will remember any of this?
Even Jesus will be forgotten
No time like the present
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You don't own anything
Life is a lease, possessions are passing
The odds were against you, yet here you are
Who will remember any of this?
Even Jesus will be forgotten
No time like the present
Life is a lease, possessions are passing
The odds were against you, yet here you are
Who will remember any of this?
Even Jesus will be forgotten
No time like the present
Which band or artist has the best side one, track one of their first full length album? "My Name Is Jonas" by Weezer is great, off the top of my head. "New York State of Mind" by Nas comes to mind, but there's an intro if you're being a stickler.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Which band or artist has the best side one, track one of their first full length album? "My Name Is Jonas" by Weezer is great, off the top of my head. "New York State of Mind" by Nas comes to mind, but there's an intro if you're being a stickler.
If you plea with your hands out like "whaaa?" after a play, the ref is slightly more likely to throw a flag. Downside being you develop a reputation for being whiny.
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you plea with your hands out like "whaaa?" after a play, the ref is slightly more likely to throw a flag. Downside being you develop a reputation for being whiny.
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
If everything in the constitution is negotiable and trump actually goes for another term, Zorhan Mamdani should run for president. Explain to me why not.
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If everything in the constitution is negotiable and trump actually goes for another term, Zorhan Mamdani should run for president. Explain to me why not.
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can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
The Seahawks can beat any team this year.
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Seahawks can beat any team this year.
Rosa Parks may've watched Napoleon Dynamite
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Rosa Parks may've watched Napoleon Dynamite
Greta Thunberg is the second coming we were promised in scripture. I'm as surprised as you are that she's European.
October 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Greta Thunberg is the second coming we were promised in scripture. I'm as surprised as you are that she's European.
It'd be funny if she had to go to a Jimmy John's but they made her buy something first.
Trump’s “B” Kristi Noem had to pee in her diapers as the great people in Chicago Land deny her entry to use the bathroom
October 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It'd be funny if she had to go to a Jimmy John's but they made her buy something first.
Wait, Glenn Howerton went to Juililard??
September 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wait, Glenn Howerton went to Juililard??
Things are dumber than I anticipated.
September 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Things are dumber than I anticipated.
I am against fascism.
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I am against fascism.
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trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
What do you think Kirk and Satan are talking about rn?
September 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What do you think Kirk and Satan are talking about rn?
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January 6th but gayer
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
January 6th but gayer
I can identify lottery numbers. I can't predict what they'll be but when I see the numbers im like yeah I recognize those.
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I can identify lottery numbers. I can't predict what they'll be but when I see the numbers im like yeah I recognize those.
The very best NFL Players listed unranked:
Tom Brady
Jerry Rice
Aaron Donald
Reggie White
Ed Reed
Lawrence Taylor
Barry Sanders
Anthony Munoz
Jim Brown
Bruce Smith
Deion Sanders
Randy Moss
Emmitt Smith
Patrick Mahomes
Walter Payton
Justin Tucker
Tom Brady
Jerry Rice
Aaron Donald
Reggie White
Ed Reed
Lawrence Taylor
Barry Sanders
Anthony Munoz
Jim Brown
Bruce Smith
Deion Sanders
Randy Moss
Emmitt Smith
Patrick Mahomes
Walter Payton
Justin Tucker
August 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The very best NFL Players listed unranked:
Tom Brady
Jerry Rice
Aaron Donald
Reggie White
Ed Reed
Lawrence Taylor
Barry Sanders
Anthony Munoz
Jim Brown
Bruce Smith
Deion Sanders
Randy Moss
Emmitt Smith
Patrick Mahomes
Walter Payton
Justin Tucker
Tom Brady
Jerry Rice
Aaron Donald
Reggie White
Ed Reed
Lawrence Taylor
Barry Sanders
Anthony Munoz
Jim Brown
Bruce Smith
Deion Sanders
Randy Moss
Emmitt Smith
Patrick Mahomes
Walter Payton
Justin Tucker
Whether spa or not spa
August 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Whether spa or not spa
"Don't you want to see the script first?" Adam Sandler's agent
July 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"Don't you want to see the script first?" Adam Sandler's agent