Andy 🐓
@rooftopheckler.bsky.social
Liberté, Egalité, Spaghetté
Sports Hollerer (Go Cocks, COYS, DUUUVAL), Garbage Food Enthusiast, Enjoyer of Distilled Spirits, Knower of Nothing Important.
Sports Hollerer (Go Cocks, COYS, DUUUVAL), Garbage Food Enthusiast, Enjoyer of Distilled Spirits, Knower of Nothing Important.
in the era of the super kicker packers instead have a sex pest who can’t make kicks, it’s a strange strategy but to each their own
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
in the era of the super kicker packers instead have a sex pest who can’t make kicks, it’s a strange strategy but to each their own
this game has *at least* one more shank or turnover in it, let’s watch
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
this game has *at least* one more shank or turnover in it, let’s watch
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some of you aren’t getting the full experience of the incessant mooing that those of us ballknowers watching on skycast are enjoying
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
some of you aren’t getting the full experience of the incessant mooing that those of us ballknowers watching on skycast are enjoying
I hope you enjoyed the trip to Atlanta, Ducks.
Did y’all visit the World of Coke, the Georgia Aquarium, anything like that to remember this?
Did y’all visit the World of Coke, the Georgia Aquarium, anything like that to remember this?
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I hope you enjoyed the trip to Atlanta, Ducks.
Did y’all visit the World of Coke, the Georgia Aquarium, anything like that to remember this?
Did y’all visit the World of Coke, the Georgia Aquarium, anything like that to remember this?
do we get a running clock in second half?
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
do we get a running clock in second half?
GOOD NIGHT, OREGON
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
GOOD NIGHT, OREGON
JFC ducks, show some shame
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
JFC ducks, show some shame
Down by the Bay,
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go,
For if I do,
My mother would say:
Do you wanna see…
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go,
For if I do,
My mother would say:
Do you wanna see…
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Down by the Bay,
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go,
For if I do,
My mother would say:
Do you wanna see…
Where the watermelons grow,
Back to my home,
I dare not go,
For if I do,
My mother would say:
Do you wanna see…
“mutual combat” ain’t how i’d describe anything on that last play but whatevs
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
“mutual combat” ain’t how i’d describe anything on that last play but whatevs
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"They wouldn't call PI in that moment"
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
"They wouldn't call PI in that moment"
ole miss fan: “where’s the flag?”
{pulls up chair} “buddy i thought y’all had moved past this….”
{pulls up chair} “buddy i thought y’all had moved past this….”
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
ole miss fan: “where’s the flag?”
{pulls up chair} “buddy i thought y’all had moved past this….”
{pulls up chair} “buddy i thought y’all had moved past this….”
looking forward to seeing the unspeakable crimes indiana or oregon will commit on carson beck
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
looking forward to seeing the unspeakable crimes indiana or oregon will commit on carson beck
i will always contend that hitting the upright should get you at least a point and if you do so and make the field goal it should be 4 points
hitting the upright is literally harder to do than making a field goal
hitting the upright is literally harder to do than making a field goal
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
i will always contend that hitting the upright should get you at least a point and if you do so and make the field goal it should be 4 points
hitting the upright is literally harder to do than making a field goal
hitting the upright is literally harder to do than making a field goal
this, I’m not at all rooting for canes but this should be mario’s time to take headset and tell everyone the next guy who calls for a passing play if throws the ball is walking home
just...
run the ball
run the ball
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
this, I’m not at all rooting for canes but this should be mario’s time to take headset and tell everyone the next guy who calls for a passing play if throws the ball is walking home
A South Carolina men’s basketball road victory? In this economy?
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
A South Carolina men’s basketball road victory? In this economy?
M*A*S*H, there’s no one even close for second
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
M*A*S*H, there’s no one even close for second
if you’ll turn to the next page in your hymnal please note this is not a lazy re-hash, you can’t see “Saints” faintly written behind “Texans” or “Favre” written behind “Rodgers”, that’s just your imagination and us nfl scriptwriters know what we’re doing
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
if you’ll turn to the next page in your hymnal please note this is not a lazy re-hash, you can’t see “Saints” faintly written behind “Texans” or “Favre” written behind “Rodgers”, that’s just your imagination and us nfl scriptwriters know what we’re doing
my attention is now drawn to asking if cam ward’s sunflower seeds are plain or flavored? if so, what flavor? i need journalism here
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
my attention is now drawn to asking if cam ward’s sunflower seeds are plain or flavored? if so, what flavor? i need journalism here
the thought that the colts threw away what remained of their playoff hopes with Old Man Rivers instead of the better young backup fills me with an immense amount of mirth
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
the thought that the colts threw away what remained of their playoff hopes with Old Man Rivers instead of the better young backup fills me with an immense amount of mirth
forever and ever, amen
Fuck the Titans
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
forever and ever, amen